TheresMyFriend Forum Posts (2,790)

RE: please help!

Solution:

"Deactivate"

Guaranteed to not have "older" ladies looking at your profile!

RE: please help!

Get over it dude...it ain't costing you anything!

Damn, whine, whine, whine!

RE: Let's start a band.

Finally a reason to take these 2 brand new guitars out of their shipping box's! One acoustic/elect and one electric.

RE: Ladies, you DO have the final say!

Bottom line....."Women own it, women rule"! Period!! (no pun)

Larry the cable guy's 24 Proverbs !

1. A day without sunshine is like night.

2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.

3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

5. Remember, half the people you know are below average.

6. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.

9. Support bacteria. They're the only culture most people have.

10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

13. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.

14. OK, so what's the speed of dark?

15. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

16. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

17. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

18. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

19. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?

20. Why do psychics have to ask you your name?

21. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, 'What the heck happened?'

22. Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.

23. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

24. Life isn't like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow.

Best quote of the recession so far:

"THIS IS WORSE THAN A DIVORCE. I'VE LOST HALF MY MONEY AND STILL HAVE MY WIFE (HUSBAND)!"

RE: What good can older "senior" folks (55+) do to help & contribute?

As I got older, there was a quote that I would think of from time to time, and it went like this: "The older I get, the more I realize how little I knew"!

RE: What good can older "senior" folks (55+) do to help & contribute?

Good one!! "Say ehhh"?

RE: What good can older "senior" folks (55+) do to help & contribute?

My question is: "Where the heck would they(younger ones)be without us older folks"?

They had to come from someone's loins!!

RE: What kind of man can really satisfy a woman in bed?

Hmmm, 70 or 80 ?

Is that all?

For me, was 121 ladies in 1 year(a few years back)when I was younger.

But it's not how many, but the quality that each received.

RE: What kind of man can really satisfy a woman in bed?

Very well said!

RE: What kind of man can really satisfy a woman in bed?

The kind of man that knows how to understands the women! He could rule a woman's world! JMO

RE: What would YOU do??

Hey Snuggs...I thought I was the only one with that feeling! At last...I'm not alone!!

RE: CS induced HEMORROIDES

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If somehow, you missed your complimentary bucket...be sure to request a "Stuffing Coupon" for missed deliveries! Good wellness to those, who run out of the fist bucket, additional buckets of Preparation H+ can be purchased at a remarkable discount(CS members only)!

DON'T GET CAUGHT WITH YOUR PANTS DOWN, ORDER EXTRA BUCKETS, SO YOU WILL ALWAYS BE PREPARED!

RE: a question for the ladies

I'm with you on this one...for years, I have wondered the same thing about women!

When someone, finds an answer, I would love to know it!

RE: 5 things I need to do before I die........

Hmmm, OK...lets see..only 5 huh?

1.....Sherry
2.....Pamela
3.....Margret
4.....Judy
5.....Sandra

Got more...but only 5!

Oh well...

RE: why do u think we live ?

OK...here is the bottom line(just my opinion):

We live to die! We start from the day we're born...we start dieing. Some just takes longer than others.

You can't die, if you don't live!

RE: What has Obama Accomplished so far?

You know they're not...it goes against their religion(if they got any, which I doubt)!

RE: What has Obama Accomplished so far?

Well, well...look-a here...there are some comments!

After reading the title of this thread...I just knew it would be empty! Guess not!

Can't see any accomplishments so far...other than get us so far in debt, we'll never see daylight again(or in my life time)!

RE: Looking for A needle in a haystack

Might be just as important to find the right haystack, before looking for the needle!

RE: Looking for A needle in a haystack

All the time...now..."where's that darn needle"?

RE: Can't figure out what I did wrong??

Usually when I get one of those, I just hit "reply", and say: "How much you pay?" That usually stops them for me!

RE: Test for Dementia

Hmmm, missed every damn one of them! Too early in the morning! Have to let the brain warm up first...kind of like a jet engine! That's my excuse, and I'm sticking with it!

RE: Conrad

Hey Conrad, buddy!

I don't know how many by-passes you're supposed to go through...but hang in there! I've been where you're at now...had a triple bypass back in 03!

If an old honery/grumpy puss such as myself can make it...then a good guy like yourself should not have any problems! Only thing, is you will be soar after wards, for a while!

Besides I still need my "backup" on these political issues.

May God be with you, and watching for your return!

John

RE: CAN WE LIVE WITHOUT WOMEN IN OU LIFE????

Well, hell no...might as well do away with me now, if there ain't ant women around yo love and spoil...life as we know it would be over!

RE: new here

Well, ask and ye shall receive..."hellos,goodbyes,nods,winks,nothin"

Welcome, and enjoy!

RE: Please pray for me!

Did you say "medical report", or was that "mental report"?

RE: Your favorite piece of art and why

My favorite piece of art is:
The female human body! Truly a work of art! And you ask, why? Just look for yourself, and you'll see why!

We may not get along with all/every female, but they still behold the most exquisite/beautiful piece of art! Themselves!

JMO

RE: Dose size matter.

You liked that one, huh?

RE: Dose size matter.

OK...if women can say "bigger is better" and want their lover to get an enlargement, THEN....why can't men say "tighter is nicer", and ask the woman/lover to go get some damn STITCHES??????????