I looked over to my left and there was a Woman in a brand new Cadillac doing 75 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner.
I looked away for a couple seconds! And when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.
As a man, I don't scare easily.
But she scared me so much, I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the doughnut out of my other hand.
In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed and burned "Big Jim and the Twins", ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call.
Now...Somechick...I'm wondering how we got from 1 crumb on the table, to 2 naked people shackled for no medical coverage...running openly across a field, looking for hay for the loft!
Now I'm wondering if you both will be taxed for your clothing, to run a muck while naked and shackled together, to cover the cost of the fine for not having medical coverage?
Above quote: "as long as there were a single crumb (regardless of the size of said crumb)!"!
So see...size don't matter! And I've read where some women have posted the very quote: "size don't matter", then there are some that think it does matter!
So, it's kind of like "damned if you do, and damned if you don't"!
Somechick, Somechick...what are we going to do with you?
If you were to smash a crumb...then you would have hundreds of crumbs to have to deal with, which would make it harder to cut each in halve, just to ask the original question all over again!
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RE: Truth about Dr. Murray
Make that 99.000000000000000000000000000002%