RE: What song are you listening to....101.

Listening to Pandoras Internet radio, which is playing Doo-Wop right now... with "16 Candles".

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RE: What do you like to win ?

Just show me the $$$!!!!!!!!!!

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RE: why does the SUN not burn out??

It uses natural gas, with straight line, by-passing the meter and gas company...so, there's no chances of being turned off for non-payment! Seems to work so for!

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RE: Question????

ALL of the women on this site ARE so beautiful, I just can't help myself! kiss

Sorry, that's my story, and I'm sticking to it!
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RE: If you were the sun....

You mean I'm not the SUN already? dunno

You mean I'm not that bubbly ray of sunshine already? dunno

You mean I'm not that feeling of warmth already? dunno

Well, hell!! What have I been thinking all these years?

Talking about an identity crises!!
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RE: My favourite quote

If you lie to the computer, it will get you.

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RE: My favourite quote

Don’t worry too much about it. Just do all you can do and let the rough end drag.

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RE: My favourite quote

If everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane!

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RE: What do you like to have in your house ?

Yea...I just see you now...

Hunky in your kitchen, with apron on, open in the back... wow

and you saying:

"honey...can you check the roast in the lower oven very closely...like once every 1 or 2 minutes....just so it don't burn"...please, pretty please!

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RE: What do you like to have in your house ?

I'd like an indoor lawn as well, but my house ain't that big!

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RE: Sad, sad story.....sigh

Thanks Pat!
I needed that...if it wasn't so close to being possible truth to it, and his mentality...it wouldn't have been as funny!


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RE: I am over the moon.

So, how does it look on the other side? dunno

Wife Asks...

point being (in my opinion) only answer with minimum info, don't elaborate!

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Wife Asks...

Wife asks husband, "How many women have you slept with?"

Husband proudly replies, "Only you, Darling -
With all the others, I was awake."

Hospital Visiting Hours are 10 am to 4 PM


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RE: Saints Vs Colts

I'll tell ya after the game!

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RE: Gentlemen,what amount of hair do you prefer on a woman?

2, 4, 6, 8, ???
it don't matter,
they're all great!


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RE: Math Test

Then that would mean that the original poster or thread author can't add either!

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Why, Why, Why Do...2

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the
batteries are getting dead?
dunno

RE: Solitare: BRING DOWN THE WALLS

I love playing Solitaire...the Klondike version!

I catch myself playing it for hours.

Freecell is good as well, spend hours playing that too.


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Anyone here from the Gadsden/Etowah Co. area?

Good to see you here!

Arab is almost neighbors. Enjoy your stay here, and wish you well.


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Question For Profesional/Semi Meat Cutters....

OK...I was in the local grocery store yesterday!

In the meat dept, I notice that ground beef had different prices per lb.

The 80/20% was $2.79 lb, and the 85/15% was $1.79 lb...both in family packs (5 lbs or more)!

I'm not that savvy on meats, but it would seem to me that the higher percentage of fat would lower the price, instead of the other way around!

Would there be a reason for this, and they advertise that they ground the meat several times a day...for freshness.


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RE: why are 55-65 year old men choosing not to form permanent relationships

should have been "could"

sorry for typo!

RE: why are 55-65 year old men choosing not to form permanent relationships

Cold be, at our (my age 61) we feel that any relationship would be considered permanent already!

Who knows how much time we have left? So, it could very well be your (my) last one!


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RE: Does love have a use by date?

Best if love is used before YOUR expiration date!

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RE: Banning the Burqa in France

How stupid of me...I thought you meant "Banning the Burger in France"!

As in the: "Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun" kind of thing!

Carry on!


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RE: Have I set the bar too high?

My opinion is that if your settle for part of what your looking for, you'll always feel as if your missing something!

It will never be the relationship that you, so wanted for so long!

Why give up on looking for the complete package now? It will come, when you lest expect it!


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RE: Keep looking at his pictures..

Where is the picture, to keep looking at?

Is my computer broke again?


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RE: Help from the ladies

If you don't know the difference, you're not ready for either one!

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A Blond's Year In Review...

If she did that, it would no longer be an escalator!

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A Blond's Year In Review...

A Blond's Year in Review


January
Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February
Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....
Helllloooo!!!.......bottles won't fit in printer!!!

March
Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....
Box said ' 2-4 years!'

April
Trapped on escalator for hours ...
Power went out!!!

May
Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....
8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!

June
Tried to go water skiing........
Couldn't find a lake with a slope..

July
Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....
Learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

August
Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....
Car swamped because soft-top was open.

September
The capital of California is 'C'.....isn't it???

October
Hate M & M's.....
They are so hard to peel.

November
Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days ...
Instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!

December

Couldn't call 911.
'Duh'.....there's no 'eleven' button on the stupid phone!!!


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