JimNastics Forum Posts (731)

RE: What is the last thing you want to hear in your own funeral???

just knock on the casket then !!

RE: hi my name is......

Welcome to CS and my condolences on the loss of your gf.

RE: What is the last thing you want to hear in your own funeral???

The thing I'd want to hear is;

"They just discovered a way to bring people back to life."

Beautiful ! Amazing ! Wonderful !

lol. Good advice !

Beautiful ! Amazing ! Wonderful !

If you haven't already seen this video,
do yourself a favor and watch it now.



here's a more complete re-union video



and a follow-up video 35 years later



Enjoy ! I certainly did.

RE: Let Mom Help

It seems she wanted some sausage to go with the pasta

RE: Getting Married

What goes around comes around.
One cheater deserves another.

RE: hello everyone

Welcome to CS.
Did they tell you about the $1 charge for each person
who responds to your forum thread ?
just kidding.

Thanksgiving forcast.

Twas, and I'm glad that you had a great one !

Thanksgiving forcast.

I was trying to spread humor, when SOMEONE unsuccessfully tried to
interrupt that.

RE: Wow nobody said hi

Hello & welcome to CS

Thanksgiving forcast.

Nothing wrong with enjoying life.
Others could learn from you. It's much too short.

Thanksgiving forcast.

I'm not quoting myself with opposite statements.

Thanksgiving forcast.

Thanks Des. I hope yours was fun & delicious !

Thanksgiving forcast.

I guess there's no screening for those with multiple personality disorder.

Thanksgiving forcast.

Turkeys will thaw in the morning, then warm in the oven to an afternoon high near 190F. The kitchen will turn hot and humid, and if you bother the cook, be ready for a severe squall or cold shoulder.

During the late afternoon and evening, the cold front of a knife will slice through the turkey, causing an accumulation of one to two inches on plates. Mashed potatoes will drift across one side while cranberry sauce creates slippery spots on the other. Please pass the gravy.

A weight watch and indigestion warning have been issued for the entire area, with increased stuffiness around the beltway. During the evening, the turkey will diminish and taper off to leftovers, dropping to a low of 34F in the refrigerator.

Looking ahead to Friday and Saturday, high pressure to eat sandwiches will be established. Flurries of leftovers can be expected both days with a 50 percent chance of scattered soup late in the day. We expect a warming trend where soup develops. By early next week, eating pressure will be low as the only wish left will be the bone.



I hope you had a wonderful Thanksgiving !

RE: DO CATS HAVE ESP??

That study was done by a quack.

RE: Whipping

But the German asked for a second date.

RE: I would like to be President of CS.

I hear the stockholders getting the noose now.

RE: In total shock & disbelief

just saw this now.

My condolences to you and his family.

Unfortunately (or maybe fortunately), we never know when that final curtain is going to fall. Keeping ourselves in tip top shape is critical however. Remember all the good times you shared and be thankful for those. It was nice of you to attend the viewing. I'm sure the family appreciated it. Hang in there !

RE: If you could go anywhere on earth to make love for one night where would go.

make love in a secluded Hawaiian lagoon after watching the sunset over the ocean

Absolutely Amazing !!! Yea !!

I'm not a parrot, but, I have been called a 'cracker'

Absolutely Amazing !!! Yea !!

twas my pleasure.

Absolutely Amazing !!! Yea !!

A Parrot helped save a child's life !

Two year old Hannah was being babysat. The babysitter was feeding Hannah a Poptart for breakfast (real nutritious, right ? ). All was going well, but then the babysitter had to go to the bathroom. While she was in there, she hears the parrot, Willie, start making violent fluttering sounds in his cage and making sceaming sounds. Then the parrot started calling out "Momma baby ! Momma baby ! Momma baby !" over & over again. So, the babysitter exits the bathroom to see what the commotion is all about and finds Hannah blue in the face from choking on the Poptart. The babysitter extracts the lodged food and saves the kid's life.

Don't believe me ?

Put this link in your browser to see the news video. @kyw.dayport.com

RE: For all you ladies

before propagating these types of e-mails please check them out on snopes or some other fact finding site.

Here is the truth about this letter;

She wasn't even taking the drugs mentioned.

RE: I am inpressed,

Does she have good structure ?

RE: Hey hey hey (fat albert)

Sorry to hear about your dog.

RE: Hey hey hey (fat albert)

hello and

RE: just for fun whats ur shortest relation ship

3 hours, but it was a GREAT 3 hours and one of the best relationships ever.

RE: I you could turn back the hands of time what would you do or change

"I you could turn back the hands of time what would you do or change"

bought Google as an IPO !