RE: WHY

Careful, he may be touching more than that. rolling on the floor laughing

RE: WHY

Oh goody a female flasher. head banger

RE: WHY

Hate is a strong word. You better move that appointment up. laugh

RE: Psychology Thread

So, how did that make you feel ?
Uh huh. Uh huh. Tell me more.
laugh

Seriously, Congratulations ! applause

RE: WHY

I'm adding Groundhog Day to that list.

RE: WHY

Who said anything about leaving.
You can join more than one site, yanno ?
We will have to strip search you first though. wink
laugh

RE: WHY

What ? I was just trying to help.

RE: WHY

"4. Too far away"

Um... Macedonia ????
Aren't there any Macedonia dating sites ???

RE: Hmm... prospective please? Confused.

You seem to like him, otherwise you wouldn't have posted the question. So, why not date him ? However, don't fully invest your heart. Keep your options open as well. Date other people too and definitely don't rely on him as your one and only until he is willing to committ the same to you.

RE: Should Australia invade the USA?

You don't have to invade. Save yourself some trouble.
We'll soon be auctioning off states on eBay.
Personally, I'm bidding on Hawaii ! applause

RE: Retirement Dinner

Mets crying
Jets applause


Good joke ! laugh

The new 401K

Given how the stock market has been responding lately,
I figure some people may enjoy this one;

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago,
it would now be worth about $49.00.
With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1000.
With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.
If you had purchased $1000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49.00 left.
If you had purchased United Airlines, you would have nothing left.

But, if you had purchased $1000.00 worth of beer one year ago,
drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling refund you would have $214.00. applause

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. This is called the 401-Keg Plan. beer

Happy investing ! wave

RE: The Genie

Perhaps she REALLY got her wish come true. wink

RE: If you guys could see me now!.................

...and one of these days those boots are gonna walk all over..... confused

RE: Paul Newman

I posted a short blog on his life (including a video) earlier for those people who may be interested.

May you rest in peace Paul. Thanks from a fan. crying

RE: Paul Newman is dead!!

Cool Hand Luke made my top 103 list. Fine actor and a humanitarian.
Very sad. :(

RE: Help! Need advice...

It's made for a woman ! laugh

RE: Help! Need advice...

Have you invested in deodorant lately ? Are you SURE. rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Help! Need advice...

Is there something else consistent in the pattern ?
They leave after you say what ?

RE: Help! Need advice...

I'd tell ya, but I gotta run. laugh (awww. Just kidding)

RE: Newly divorced and completely lost.

Celebrate your new found freedom by focusing on whatever YOU enjoy (i.e. hobbies, sports, learning, etc..).
You have more time for it now, no matter what it is.
Also, let friends & old girlfriends know that you are now single and interviewing candidates. Meet some new people.

RE: Mildred the church gossip...............lol.............

Unfortunately, the vehicle was towed by the time he got back to it. rolling on the floor laughing

RE: What's Your Favorite Quote?

“Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending.” applause
~ Maria Robinson

RE: Who here went to school for one thing but is doing a totally different thing?

I've been a scientist for a large part of my life. I've taught at the university level; biology, genetics, microbiology, food safety
and am a published author in genetics, biochemistry, developmental biology and food safety.

Now, however, I an a Realtor & real estate agent licensed in NJ.
I have also owned my own photography business and done weddings, portraits, models, sweet 16's etc...

RE: What's Your Favorite Quote?

Don't tell fish stories where the people know you;
but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish.
~ Mark Twain professor

thumbs up

RE: Bad News/Good News

Congratulations ! A double reason to celebrate.

RE: PETA Urges Ben & Jerry's To Use Human Milk

And how many women would be needed to replace one cow ?
Granted, some of the women are.....
rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Sales Pitch

Some people don't like to 'mow her lawn' during that time of month. laugh

Appropriate age

I just got back home.

Honestly, I haven't really decided yet.
I'm still pondering the possibility.

RE: Things You'll Problably Never Hear a Waomn Say

How about....

"I really think I have too many shoes"

rolling on the floor laughing

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