I don't know why, but I need to see the sea sometimes. Feel drawn to it and find it very comforting. But of course I have never been near in storms. It's an overwhelming power no one controls.
I would not marry again. I can see no reason to and anyway I don't think there is any guy I would let get close enough ever again. I was married 23 years! I would not want to be hemmed in again.
1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda. 2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die? 1st woman: I froze to death. 2nd woman: How horrible! 1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?
2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him, but instead, found him all by himself in the den watching TV. 1st woman: So, what happened?
2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched,and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive!
I went out with a local guy, only to be regaled all the way to pub (some twenty minutes) with the medical history of all his family plus the reasons for the demise of all the dead ones! No second date for him!
The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for blood plasma. *** No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven (7) times. *** Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes. *** You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television. ***
Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty (50) years of age or older. *** The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum. ***
The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache. ***
American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one (1) olive from each salad served in first-class. *** Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise. (Since Venus is normally associated with women, what does this tell you!) *** Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning. *** Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin. *** The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer. So did the first "Marlboro Man." ***! Walt Disney was afraid of mice. ***
Pearls melt in vinegar. ***
The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order. *** It is possible to lead a cow upstairs... but not downstairs. ***
A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why. ***
Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six (6) feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush. (I keep my toothbrush in the living room now!) *** And the best for last..... Turtles can breathe through their butts . (I know some people like that; don't YOU?)
Great to get an update on you and Dave Amby, so glad you liked England and all is well with you. If you are meant to be together you will make it eventually I am sure.
Lily this is just the sort of thing parents should be made aware of, even some adults may need to be more careful.
I did not have a web cam till about a year ago and have not used it in ages! My computer has always been in the living room so I was always around when my children were on it. You just can't be too careful.
I hope the police catch the sicko doing this, too many things are not reported to the police.
Too many game players and some who have not the requirements to make them the partners some of us need, makes me come to the conclusion that I am proably better off alone and getting more and more ok with that idea.
She was the one who should have been the comforter and to care be impartial but supportive to show love in the affection showered to trust with news and be open and fair
She was the one who showed me what a mother should not be
Dracula was on a night out with his buddies and after much intoxication decided to call it a night. On his walk home he took a few back streets to shortcut. Upon walking down one such dark alley he was hit in the back of the head by a sausage roll but after looking around could not see whom the culprit was. Once again, in the next dimly lit passage he felt a chicken wrap splat across his back, thrown from behind, but again the perpetrator had hidden.
Finally as Dracula got to his castle gates, he felt a tap on the shoulder... he turned round to a dark figure wielding a sausage on a cocktail stick. No sooner had Dracula spoken than the dark figure plunged the stick into his heart.
Falling to the floor, Dracula uttered his last words... "Who are you?"... To which the dark stranger announced.... "I am Buffet the Vampire Slayer"!
A guy was in a cave, looking for treasure. He found an old lamp, rubbed it, and a genie came out. The genie said "I will grant you three wishes, but your ex-wife will get double." The man agreed, and said "I wish I had a mansion." The genie granted it, and his ex-wife got two mansions. The man said "I would like a million dollars." The genie again granted it and his ex-wife got two million dollars. Then the man said, "Scare me half to death." #609 Thanks to: Dan - Oak Island - North Carolina - USA. rec.:Mar/11/2000 pub.:Mar/11/2000 sent:Oct/13/2006
Ranking: 3.74 / 484 Ranking 1 Bad 2 Not That Bad 3 Pretty Good 4 Good 5 Very Funny A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie. The genie said, "OK. You released me from the lamp, blah blah blah. This is the fourth time this month and I'm getting a little sick of these wishes so you can forget about three. You only get one wish!" The man sat and thought about it for a while and said, "I've always wanted to go to Hawaii but I'm scared to fly and I get very seasick. Could you build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over there to visit?" The genie laughed and said, "That's impossible. Think of the logistics of that! How would the supports ever reach the bottom of the Pacific? Think of how much concrete...how much steel!! No, think of another wish." The man said OK and tried to think of a really good wish. Finally, he said, "I've been married and divorced four times. My wives always said that I don't care and that I'm insensitive. So, I wish that I could understand women....know how they feel inside and what they're thinking when they give me the silent treatment....know why they're crying, know what they really want when they say 'nothing'....know how to make them truly happy...." The genie asked, "Do you want that bridge two lanes or four?"
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RE: What comes to mind when you see the sea?
I don't know why, but I need to see the sea sometimes.Feel drawn to it and find it very comforting.
But of course I have never been near in storms.
It's an overwhelming power no one controls.