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RE: help me!!

Porsha is right and your reply is exactly what is not needed to help anyone's confidence.

peace devil

RE: A Phone number question

Do not play games, if you have been given a phone number you can ask at the time when would be the best time to call, or say will it be ok to ring you whenever.
If you have not arranged a time to phone, just do it within the first couple of days, don't delay.

Yes if you lost the number, of course you must admit to it, if, that is, you wish to speak to the lady again!

good luck Ron.

peace devil

Expectations on first and following dates, who asks, who pays, who decides where?

So the person you fancy has asked you out, be it a man asking a woman or I hear it does happen, a woman asking a man. If you are a woman who has asked out a man, please let us know how it went.

Who is expected to pay? Who decides where you will go?

peace devil

Thoughtful Sayings.

People deal too much with the negative,
and what is wrong.....

Why not try and see positive things,
to just touch those things and make them bloom?


peace devil

Thoughtful Sayings.

Each second you can be reborn.

Each second there can be a new beginning.

It is choice.

It is your choice.

(Clearwater)


peace devil

RE: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Felicitations Burt! Have a wonderful birthday!

The little 40 is a piece of cake, sure you will carry it off.



kiss smitten devil

RE: The bath is a satellite dish for microwaves

Ok then I will promise not to look just to spare your blushes.....roll eyes devil

RE: The bath is a satellite dish for microwaves

You loony! Move over, is the water hot?

yay devil

RE: My Kid's are killing me.

Being a single parent is hard, but is so rewarding when they turn into socialable acceptable adults to be proud of, as mine are to me.

On very bad days instead of sending my children to their rooms, I'd take myself off to mine for some peace and quiet! Of course you can only do that when they are old enough.

Hope tomorrow is better for you.

peace devil

RE: Ever meet someone you feel you've known forever?

There are several from here I connect very well with, but I am not sure if it is that, just that we can understand and relate to each other very well on many levels.
The only person I have physically met from cs I beleive will be a very good friend for a very long time and me to them where ever they may go.

peace devil

RE: Women and Our profiles

I think men as well as women should be careful of the imformation they put in their profiles or on the forum.

As to my children, I make no secret of having them but it is me out here not them and they are entitled to their privacy.

peace devil

RE: best restaurant

I hate those places.

There is a restuarant in Thetford called The Mulberry, they have really great food there, the menu is very varied and the veggie options are brilliant.

Hey Thud, how you doing hun?.....wave devil

Joke of the Day

For those who remember Tommy Cooper you have him to thank for these gems......................

Two blondes walk into a building..........you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

Phone answering machine message - "...If you want to buy marijuana press the hash key..."

A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only Clingfilm for shorts. The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."

I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn'tfind any.

I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, "No, the steaks are too high."

My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli. A strong currant pulled him in.

I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a muscle.

Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. They lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

Man goes to the doctor, with a strawberry growing out of his head. Doc says "I'll give you some cream to put on it."

'Doc I can't stop singing The Green, Green Grass of Home'.

"That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome.

'Is it common?'

"It's not unusual."

A man takes his Rotweiller to the vet.
"My dog's cross-eyed, is there nothing you can do for him?"
"Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him" So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth. Finally, he says, "I'm going to have o put him down." "What? Because he's cross-eyed?" "No, because he's really heavy"

Two elephants walk off a cliff...boom, boom!

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me "Can you give me a lift?"
I said "Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it.'

Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. There are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my Dad, or my older Brother Colin, or my younger Brother Ho-Cha-Chu? But I think its Colin.

Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, and the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.

"You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today.
They left a little note on the windscreen. It said, 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice."

A man walked into the doctors, he said, "I've hurt my arm in several places" The doctor said, "Well don't go there anymore"

Ireland's worst air disaster occurred early this morning when a small two-seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery. Irish search and rescue workers have recovered 1826 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the night.



peace devil

Joke of the Day

In Japan, they have replaced the impersonal and unhelpful Microsoft error messages with Haiku poetry messages. Haiku poetry has strict construction rules - each poem has only 17 syllables: 5 syllables in the first line, 7 in the second line, and 5 in the third. They are used to communicate a timeless message, often achieving a wistful, yearning, and powerful insight through extreme brevity.





The Website you seek

Cannot be located, but

Countless more exist

*****

Chaos reigns within.

Reflect, repent, and reboot.

Order shall return.

*****

Program aborting.

Close all that you have worked on.

You ask far too much.

*****

Windows NT crashed.

I am the Blue Screen of Death.

No one hears your screams.

*****

Yesterday it worked.

Today it is not working.

Windows is like that.

*****

Your file was too big.

It might be very useful.

But now it is gone.

*****

Stay the patient course.

Of little worth is your ire.

The network is down.

*****

A crash reduces

Your expensive computer

To a simple stone.

*****

Three things are certain:

Death, taxes and lost data.

Guess which has occurred.

*****

You step in the stream,

But the water has moved on.

This page is not here.

*****

Out of memory.

We wish to hold the whole sky,

But we never will.

*****

Having been erased,

The document you are seeking

Must now be retyped.

*****

Serious error.

All shortcuts have disappeared.

Screen. Mind. Both are blank.


devil

Joke of the Day

Subject: Listen, and don't interrupt

Little Johnny watched his Daddy's car pass by the school playground
and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and
Aunty Jane in a passionate embrace. Little Johnny found this so
exciting that he could not contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his mother.

"Mummy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the
woods with Aunty Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunty
Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunty
Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunty Jane........"
At this point Mum cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an
interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for suppertime. I
want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight."

At the dinner table, Mum asked little Johnny to tell his story. Johnny
started his story about the car going into the woods, the undressing,
Aunty Jane laying down on the back seat. Then Aunty Jane and Daddy
started doing the same thing that Mummy and Uncle Bill used to do when
Daddy was in the Army."

Sometimes you need to listen to the whole story before you interrupt.


peace devil

RE: I would like to ask my friends here for a prayer

How wonderful to hear, hope her health continues to improve.
How releived and happy to see her at school you must be.

Good to see you, take care.....hug wave devil

RE: lonely man needs your help

Hello Metalmermaid, good to see you in here.......wave devil

RE: So what does it take to get your attention this late?

I have that trouble if I'm drinking something like the WKD Blues, the caffine in them keeps me up for hours, being totally caffine free makes me more suseptable to it!......devil

No work for you tomorrow Mech?

RE: the forums as fell to pieces

Are you saying you have fallen for a girl on the internet, because that would be rather ironic as you keep saying you can't feel anything for someone on here!

Well hope it goes well for you.....devil

RE: Cravings...

Hope it goes well for you.

I'm out tonight, going to have a few drinks...devil

RE: Cravings...

I thought you were seeing someone? How is it going?.....wave devil

RE: Cravings...

I'm craving breakfast in bed......uh oh devil

RE: Am I really that bad???????????????????

Hey Porsha, Myth is right, he dosen't want everyone knowing what he is doing.

Which is a good thing for you too if the date does not work out further than friends.

It would only become a problem if you dated for a while and you are still denied, which would of course indicate he is a player and beleive me, they can be sneaky!

But an far as I can see and not being male, you are a lovely girl!

So good luck with the date and try to keep an open mind.......wave peace devil

RE: help me!!

Have you even met the girl you say you are in love with, if not it maybe only infatuation and will pass in time.

I have met quite a few guys from other sites and believe me, they have all been a huge disappointment when meeting in person, we create a picture in our minds and no one can live up to our expectations.

Send flowers and talk to other girls, try to get some perspective on your feelings.

take care.....wave devil

RE: Someone needs to be nice and talk to me on here.

Hey there, why are you all bored?.....wave devil

RE: So what does it take to get your attention this late?

So what keeps you up so late? Have you been out?....devil wave

RE: So what does it take to get your attention this late?

Is it morning, noon or night where you are now? It is 7am here!

The dancing banana is not looking very appealing....devil

RE: FANCY DINNER

Hello Bobthorn, be welcome, hope you find your lady to spoil, or Lumi puts on the wig for you! But treat him well as we are rather fond of him around here.......rolling on the floor laughing peace devil

Searching for Ickle to say Happy Birthday!

Your too kind hun! thank you so much .....rolling on the floor laughing yay devil

RE: Um, hey...new to the site :)

Hello and be welcome Uwanna......wave

Enjoy the forums and hope you find what you seek.....devil

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