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I'm Not Totally Useless

I can be used as a bad example..........................

Senior and the puzzle

A little, silver-haired lady calls her neighbor and says, “Please come over here and help me. I have a very difficult jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to get started.” Her neighbor asks, “What is it supposed to be when it’s finished?”

Who Wants A Date?

Ladies, I have dates, raisins, oats, wheat, lots to offer

Drama

People love drama The blogs thrive on slander ,gossip, and hearsay Blog after blog of "he said" "she said" It's like a weekly soap opera where you can interact with the actors and change the outcome without leaving the comfort of

I Would Be More Inclined To Grow Up

If I saw that it worked out for everyone else..............

Exercise made easy

When you want to say your working out but in fact your just ....

Time To Put The Christmas Tree Up

Easter will soon be here....................................................

Farmer John

Farmer John once lived on a quiet rural highway but as time went by, the traffic slowly built up and eventually got so heavy and so fast that his free range chickens were being run over, at a rate of three to six a week. So Farmer John called the

Its True Alcohol Kills People

But how many people are born because of it?.................

Card Game

A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing cards with his dog. He watched the game in amazement for a while. “I can hardly believe my eyes!” he exclaimed. “That’s the smartest dog I’ve ever seen.” “Nah, he’s not so smart—he has t

Dinner For 4

A Jewish couple in London won twenty-million pounds in the lottery. They bought a magnificent mansion in Knightsbridge and surrounded themselves with all the material wealth imaginable. They decided to hire a butler and they found the perfect butler

Redex

Just for you.

Predictions or premonitions

One person has a dream now everyone is dreaming.... So I'm going to give my predictions for CS blogs Please bear with me as the mist of time is hard to part on occasion First a man in a big hat will post a blog I see the letters O and L i

O Chicago

O Chicago, Chicago, Chicago, O Chicago, Chicago, Chicago O Chicago, Chicago, Chicago Y chi no cago?

I Was All Excited

I got a mail. But it was a scammer..................

I have a problem

can you help me solve it?

Its Not Fair

Its just not fair. All of the women are looking for decent normal guys, no one looking for a rude crude dude anymore.

The Right Question

A widowed lady, still in good shape, was sunbathing on a totally deserted beach in a predominantly Jewish community near Ft. Myers, Florida. She looked up and noticed that a man her age, also in good shape, had walked up, placed his blanket on

To The Admin's

CAN YOU PLEASE TRY TO HAVE A LITTLE MORE CONTROL OVER WHO YOU LET IN. THERE IS A NEW MEMBER. AN ELDERLY WOMAN. SHE HAS BEEN PRIVATELY MESSAGING MEN. SHE SENDS NAKED PICTURES OF HERSELF IN GROTESQUE POSES ALONG WITH CLOSE UPS OF HER LADY GARDEN. SHE I

Illogical

Why do people go to the trouble of creating a profile waiting the 7 days to be allowed to post on the blogs .then set themselves on a course of self destruction

Something To Make You Smile

My Mother wanted me to be a priest. Can you imagine giving up your sex life; and then once a week people come in to tell you the details and highlights of theirs? Murphy told Quinn that his wife was driving him to drink. Quinn t

A few jokes to make you smile

A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left. "Amazing," he tho

Today's Housekeeping Tips

"Always keep several get well cards on the mantel. That way, if unexpected guests arrive, they will think you've have been sick and unable to clean".

Talking Dog

While walking along the street, a man saw a sign that said: TALKING DOG FOR SALE, $10. The man couldn’t believe his ears when the dog said, “Please buy me. I’m a great dog. I played professional football. I was even nominated most valuable player.” “

lol

If you don't like suggestive adult stuff, don't look at this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-y3hRIMXcw

Canadian Humour

This comedy group has been been around for a long time...poking fun at Prime Ministers and other politicians including our friends south of the border...time for some laughs...first video clip... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zabXCwvFK

Adams Rib

Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, “What is wrong with you?” Adam said, “Lord, I don’t have anyone to talk to.” God said, “Then I will give you a companion, and she will be called a ‘woman’. Thi

Two Ants

Two ants wandered into a large-screen TV. After crawling around for hours and hours the first ant started to cry. “I think we’re lost! We’ll never get out!” “Don’t worry,” said the second ant. “I brought along a TV guide.”

A Drunk Woman Is Watching TV And Yells

"Don't go there, don't go into that church you dumb b*tch." Her husbands asks "what are you watching?" She replies "our wedding video."

Overheard Phone Calls Prank

Healthy Diets Is Too Dangerous

I just cut myself peeling an apple. This never would have happened with dough nuts!

What To Expect When One Is "Menopausing" ?

Been There, Done That ? According to Wikipedia: Menopause, also known as the climacteric, is the time in most women's lives when menstrual periods stop permanently, and they are no longer able to have children , a natural change that typically

Graveyard shift...

Ok I drew the short straw and get to spend the next 10 hours guarding the boat from opitunists while we're at the wharf... Let's see if anyone is online for a little banter Dr Blue is in the house ...

Mr. Twist-her

By no means a novel idea here. In fact, there is one member that we are blessed with his presence that has spoken of this on many occasions. Robert..... and My friend brought up all on his own the other night, and I am sta

Creation

I'm thinking of creating a website exclusively for jilted lovers. They would be able to create an account (for a fee, of course) and every time they suffer from a broken love affair, divorce, or unrequited love, they can log in and bash the offender

Bagpiper

I love this story. Lay down what’s bothering you, breathe in the fresh air and LISTEN to this story. Time is like a river. You cannot touch the water twice, because the flow that has passed will never pass again. Enjoy every moment of life.

Would You Rather...

Let's play a game. Would you rather have lunch with Adolf Hitler (when he was alive) or eat navel cheese? I think sitting across from Adolf would give me bigger Heebie jeebies than eating navel cheese. You?

Some People Are Full Of Life

Happy, cheerful, positive, loving. Then there is the rest of us. If your among the rest of us, this will give you a good laugh lol.

Are You Tired Of Having To Boil Water Every time You Make Coffee?

Just boil a few gallons at the beginning of the week and freeze it for later.

The last Nickel

A father walks into a restaurant with his young son. He gives the young boy 3 nickels to play with to keep him occupied. Suddenly the boy starts choking, going blue in the face. The father realizes the boy has swallowed the nickels and starts slap

Dalmatian Dog

A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children began discussing the dog's duties. "They use him to keep c