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MGTOW Pt II
How to tow an MG. Before you start, you must determine what kind of MG you have. Is it an MGA, MGB MGTD or a variant of same? It could be an MG Midget. You may have an Austen Healey Sprite which looks like an MG but isn't. Not that it matters
Better than a Flu Shot!
Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited
Billboard Outside Of Bar
If ever u feel overloaded by life, wife or work, Immediately go to the nearest "Biological Anxiety Relief" (BAR) center & place order for any 1 or more of the following Antidotes: 1. Wife Irritation Neutralizing Extract (WINE) 2. Refreshing U
Ace and Priscilla
Ace and Priscilla were married for many years. Whenever there was a confrontation, yelling could be heard deep into the night. The old man would shout: "When I die, I'll dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for th
COW HIT BY A LIMO
>>> Suddenly, a cow runs out onto the road, and a limo driving late at night, hits it head on, and the car comes to a stop. The woman in the back seat, in her usual abrasive manner, says to the Chauffeur, "You get out and check on that poor cow. You
Statements From Democrats
Great Orators of the Democrat Party - PAST: "One man with courage makes a majority." ~Andrew Jackson "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." ~Franklin D. Roosevelt "The buck stops here." ~Harry S. Truman "Ask not what your c
Fish & Chips Monastery
A young hiker is traveling thru a heavily wooded area and comes upon a Monastery full of friars and monks. He knocks on the door for directions, however he is invited inside for "Fish and Chips" for lunch. After lunch he exclaimed that this was t
Rhabarberbarbara
Here is the story of Rhabarberbarbara German language is funny
Super Bowl Tickets!
I know it's late notice, but a friend of mine has two tickets for the Super Bowl in Minneapolis, MN at the new U. S. Bank Stadium on Sunday, February 4th. They are box seats and he paid $3,500 per ticket, which includes the ride to and from the air
The one stop shop
The store with something for everybody. Classic comedy.
Amelia
My girlfriend Amelia is great in bed, as a pillow!
Fight Fight !!!!
I rear-ended a car this morning. Sooo there we were alongside the road, and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes you get sooo stressed and little things seem just seem too funny? Yeah, well I c
My Profile Got A View
I'm getting married.....................................
Husband Store
A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and
why do buses have adverts for mars bars on their sides and not sell them ???
ok looking for strange facts number one above number 2 below more ideas please why do we wash bath towels when they are only used to dry clean people
(Coninuation of snow shoveler)
December 20 Electricity is back on, but had another 14 inches of the dang stuff last night. More shoveling! Took all day. The snowplow came by twice. Tried to find a neighbor kid to shovel, but they said they’re too busy playing hockey. I think the
One mans rubbish is another man's treasure
Just told my son he´s adopted......................
Diary of a Snow Shoveler
December 9: We woke to a beautiful blanket of crystal white snow covering every inch of the landscape. What a fantastic sight! Can there be a more lovely place in the Whole World? Moving here was the best idea I've ever had. Shoveled for the first ti
Okay, How About This
Go door to door selling "no soliciting" signs
Biggest Weirdo on CS for the past year
... and since I created this blog , my name should not be mentioned .or im deleting your post So, who, in your opinion is the biggest weirdo, Male or Female ...and of cause, why?
* Do NOT play fetch !
I just saw this commercial for the first time tonight. It apparently debuted in 2013 during the Superbowl. It's kind of silly, but I couldn't help laughing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OszClgHHrq4 https:
I just
I adore ridiculousness..............it is.... so.....”out of this world “.....imagine if...there was no ....................silliness
IT'S FESTIVUS! FEST IT UP, Y'ALL!
Yep! December 23. That most sarcastic of all Holidays (anti-holiday ) has rolled around once again! This relative newcomer to the Holiday Season was sprung upon an unsuspecting public during a 1997 episode of Seinfeld; this year
Marriage
Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you a club and a spade.
Cinderella Continuum
Ever wondered why no one wrote or made a movie about Cinderella after she got married ...they lived happily ever after??? my arss ... Would you like to know what really Happened -??? She was a Witch who loved to party all night ,stilettos, ling
Inventions We Need In Our Lives
Solid gold life jackets Garlic flavored toothpaste Mesh condoms Vinegar nasal spray Rotten egg scented perfume Duct tape car tires Screen bottomed boat Beer flavored breath mints Wire bristle toothbrush Sandpaper toilet pap
wishes
my wishes from santa is a man to cross oceans for me these Xmas holidays... but I can see I am left out I don't see snow where I live neither trees to cut for Xmas decorations as I love fresh stuff with natural scents... this Xmas is gonna
CREATION
A man said to his wife one day, 'I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time. 'The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me st
WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husba
Christmas time AGAIN?
Hope everyone has a good week ahead.
Beware of Lie Detector Robots!
A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it out at dinner one night. The father asks his son what he did that afternoon. The son says, "I did some schoolwork." Th
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To an even happier Thanksgiving
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A most opinionated and judgmental moments
The dysfunction of one's behaviour can pollute even the most lucid and formidable mind. Why is that? Is it because sensationalized and most intriguing experience we encounter is the antidote to boredom? Our placid and yet dull existence is
Parodies
I've seen so many serious blogs lately (mine included) and decided it's time for a bit of fun. I'm a big fan of parodies, in particular music parodies. It's not easy to put together humor and still make the lyrics make sense (well sometimes they
Things Mum taught me
I taught my daughter many of the same. Mums, eh? Anatomy - Don't come running to me when you break both legs Religion - you'd better pray that comes out the carpet Logic - because I said so, that's why Irony - keep crying and I will
Ups and Downs
The ups and downs of the Stock Market frightened a lot of small investors. One guy went to his financial adviser at the bank and asked if he were worried. His adviser replied, "Well, let me put it this way, I sleep like a baby." The man was amazed
Shot My First Turkey Today
Scared the shit out of everyone in the frozen food section. It was great.
GOD'S PLAN FOR AGING
Most seniors never get enough exercise. In His wisdom God decreed that seniors become forgetful so they would have to search for their glasses, keys and other things thus doing more walking. And God looked down and saw that it was good. Then G
A Little Chuckle
Ever since I was a child, I've always had a fear of someone under my bed at night. So I went to a shrink in search of a solution. "Just put yourself in my hands for a few months", said the shrink. "Come talk to me three times a week, and we should b
I Wish
We are always hearing about men who send inappropriate pictures and messages to women. Women rarely do that though. I wish women would send me inappropriate pictures and messages
I Figured It Out
I finally figured out how to get a 10 inch d*ck. I just gotta fold it in half :)