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Some good memories

Checking out at the store, the young cashier suggested to the much older lady that she should bring her own grocery bags,because plastic bags are not good for the environment. The woman apologized to the young girl and explained, "We didn't have thi

Jokes

1, A man was caught speeding at midnight and was pulled over by a cop. Cop: Why were you speeding, sir? Drunk guy: i was underway for a lecture about sleeping late, alcohol, smoking too much and the nightlife. Cop: a lecture at midnight? and wh

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That’s all I needed!!!! ??????...I just got back home to find four Police Officers in my house looking for something, acting like lunatics!!!!! Even searching through my underwear drawers which was rather embarrassing!!! ????They checked under the ai

Cows are Amazing!

Most of us just consider cows to be just farm animals, we should be more thankful for these Bovine creatures; History and political correctness have subdued some of the remarkable things cows have done such as: The obvious, they provide milk (Hard

Woman takes husband on road trip in casket

An Alaskan woman took her husband on one last road trip in an aluminum casket, using ice to keep his body cold. While she did not break the law, the mortuary has taken custody of the body, The Associated Press reported. Authorities were called

Biff...just for you...as proof

Woman gets revenge on coffee creamer thief

A woman who was fed up with her coworker using her coffee creamer without asking sought revenge by filling the container with her breast milk. According to The Sun Newspaper, the woman who identified herself as "B" waited until the end of the w

I can see the similarities here..

JOKE

Before Marriage read these lines up to down. After Marriage read these lines down to up one by one. BOY : Ohh! God im really waiting for this day . GIRL : May i leave now ? BOY : No , never . GIRL : Do you love me ? BOY : yes yes &

America's Democratic Convention

Democrat Convention Schedule Monday, July 25, 2016 11:15 AM Free lunch, medical marijuana, and bus ride to the Convention Forms distributed for Food Stamp enrollment. 1:30 PM Group Voter Registration for Illegal Immigrants. 3:15 PM A

What Women Really Want....

Random Thoughts

It's been awhile , can't think of anything to blog about but I'm in the mood to have some fun here tonight. Been grumpy, cranky, depressed, frustrated, tired and quiet these days...have enough of that, badly need to smile, laugh and giggle...and be

Are you normal or crazy?

I’ve read that Open minded, free thinking people are called crazy and ignorant close minded people are normal, judging by some of the bloggers here I would say that they are totally abnormal. Personally I like people who enjoy my madness and would

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Two Blonde men were in the woods hunting. One looked at the other and said, "I've got to take a shit." The other said, "Well go behind one of those big trees, and shit." The first one said, "But I don't have any paper to wipe my a**." The other b

Ape Vlog

Held in Captivity, The ape Speaks out.. Should we put animals in zoos and make fun of them?

MY VLOG.....

http://youtu.be/DRcOGr61uZ4.... See if you can name them all....

Thanks

I want to thank everyone who commented on my blog yesterday: Name 5 cs bloggers you would want to be stranded on an island with? I really enjoyed the interaction! It was fun! BTW, I still have some room left on my boat for anyone who wants to

Revision, Name all of the cs bloggers you want to

Name 5 cs bloggers you would want to be stranded on an island with? Either male or female! And why these particular 5! Who wants to be first? Keep the comments nice or I will remove you!

Arizona Girl

Drinking with an Arizona Girl: A Mexican, an Arab, and an Arizona girl are in the same bar. When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In Mexico

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A woman came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. In a rage, she dragged her husband down the stairs to the garage and put his "part" in a vise. She then secured it tightly and removed the handle. Next she picked up a hack

Poem DILEMMA

I know a guy who's a nervous wreck, 'cause of a terribly sore stiff neck. He can't figure how it could be, He's had no disease - or injury. The doctor can't find a reason for this, Unless the guy gave it a real hard twist. Maybe at night he

Happy Birthday to Me!

Well gang....the big day arrived for me yesterday, July 11....my birthday! It came and went very quietly! Can't say that I did much! Had a couple of drinks with a friend!

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Geology joke of the day.

What did the tectonic plate say, when it bumped into another ? . . . Sorry, my fault. . . You shouldn't put more on your plate, than you can handle. http://i415.photobucket.com/albums/pp231/jimnasticsonmult

Farmer and Old Lady

A farmer stopped by the local mechanics shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home. On the way home he stopped at the Hardware Store and bought a bucket, and a gall

How To Start A Fight

One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift... The next year, I didn't buy her a gift. When she asked me why, I replied, "Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought y

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A man called home to his wife and said, "Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends. We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that Promotion I've been wanting, so could you plea

Once Upon A Time

There was a sad and lonely little troll. He lived under a remote bridge in the land of Nod. Everyone knew he was a troll, except for him. He thought he was a knight in shining armor. Other trolls would attempt to get to know him, but he would

Gypsy the magnificent....

I shall now read an oracle card for Freehand...

Blog Boxing Day!!

Today is the infamous CS Blog Boxing Day...here are the rules :You get five rounds (5 comments each) a 6th comment is disqualifcaton :You can say anything mean you w

To Catch A Kitty

Here is a story about three stalwart cat burglars. One was a real robber, however he included burglaries in his resume as he wanted to be considered a well rounded thief. He was bent on collecting as many of the cutest little pu**y cats as he possi

In your honest opinion....

.....am I just a dirty old nugget.. ....

As the (V)Blogs burn

As the Blogs burn.....or as the Vlog burns Looks like the Vlogs have taken center attraction.....nice to hear Cal, Gypsy, Molly and Maps voice overs.....makes my bland English speak to be quite unimpressive. I find it interesting that a dialect co

Oh no..I feel a vlog coming on..

This time it will be lips sync to music relating to individual bloggers..

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A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him out of $10,000,000. His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that Guido would hear nothing so he would never have to tes

Let us not forget, as eccentric British why we vot

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Hang on just a goddam minute here....

Are men really shallow..? In a recent post one voluptuous lady from jamaica said that men are shallow coz they look at the cleavage..one even said that if you show your cleavage it has benefits but attracts the nutters. Ok so let me get this st

Personal Audit Failure

This morning I received a huge shock, I had decided to carry out an unannounced quality and performance audit on myself. I paced frantically as I audited myself, after I had finished my self audit I waited anxiously for the results, I failed! I

The Client

A lawyer calls his largest client to his office for an important meeting. When he arrives, the lawyer says to the wealthy art collector client, "I have some good news and some bad news." The client grumbles, "I've had an awful day. Tell me th

Truisms

A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks for?" St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone who has ever been on ear

Dear God,

Last month you took my favorite musician Prince. Last week you took my favorite boxer Muhammed Ali. This week you took my favorite hockey player, Gordie Howe.I just want to let you know that my favorite presidential candidate is Hillary Clinton.