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HALLOWEEN

Soon it will be Halloween. And you may be caught by the ghosts and ghouls. Have you ever been caught by the ghoulies? It can be painful.

And now we break for a little humor

A couple had been wanting to have a child for so long, and was so desperate that they consulted a Shaman hoping that he could solve their problem. The Shaman said that they would have their first child next year, with a condition that it is accomp

Biden Explains We Can Only Come Together As A Nation By Exterminating The Republican Half

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a stirring call for unity and peace in America, President Biden today called for killing off half the country. "It's real simple, folks! " said President Biden. "America can be united if we can just murder everyone who disagr

MY PHONE!

I lost my phone just yesterday, I'm traumatised and lost, I can't speak in conversation, I just don't know what to do, I don't know whatsapp with my friends, my parents want to talk to me, again, that's twice this month, I can't tweet, I can't f

FLASH! Musk might make an offer and buy the FBI. Will Clintons sell?

I doubt this acquisition is true but many are Fed up with the Left and the new alphabet?

Joke of the day...

I thought I'd take a break from political topics and post something I find hilariously funny. It isn't often someone who is so creative that despite being impeached twice, lost a reelection, takes top level classified documents home and ignores NARA'

Conservatives dictionary...

I'm thinking about writing a book for liberals to understand words spoken by Conservatives. It will be sort of a political dictionary and the title will be: "I speak Connese, do you?" Examples of the first edition will include words like: far

What happened to Liz Cheney

Trump supports New York Democrat for Congress

Online Urban Legend

Everyone who browsed or read this blog. Will be single & lonely for the rest of their lives. No love life, no money & no YUMMY HOTDOG! Unless they greet, click a like or post a wish comment.

'The FBI Raid On Melania's Closet Was Justified,' Says Merrick Garland

WASHINGTON, D.C. — With many Americans up in arms over the unprecedented raid of former President Trump's residence in Mar-a-Lago by the FBI, Attorney General Garland released a statement to assure everyone the raid was completely justified.WASHINGTO

Famous Monsters of Politics

Which are your favorites?

Joke of the day - doors

I remember way back when I was a teenager. One time my girlfriend and I broke up. In an effort to comfort me, my uncle told me; "When one door closes, another will open up." What a nice guy he was. Terrible cabinet maker, but truly a nice guy.

learn by example

Here's the Middle finger. Andrea Jenkyns, a Tory MP, made the rude gesture on Thursday when a crowd booed her as she entered Downing Street to watch UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson deliver his resignation speech. The kids love her to bits.

Graham Martin is in the Hospital

Who the hell is GRAHAM? Well Graham is the geezer who got home late one night and Helen his wife, says. "Where the hell have you been?" Graham replies. "I was getting a tattoo!" "A tattoo?" She frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?" "I got a

10 Great Ways To Reverse The Recession

Here are some great ways reverse the recession immediately: 1. Turn the GDP chart upside down: Wow, that was easy! 2. Change what the word "recession" means: Why yes, the economy is experiencing good vibes. Thank you for asking, Mr. Doocy. 3. Pl

Voice Recognition Lift

Worms vs Whiskey

If you put a worm in a glass of water it will swim around. If you put that same worm in a glass of whiskey it will die. Moral of the story, if you drink whiskey, you won't have worms.

Jenny's oldies ,,,,Did could be happening to you.....

A work week is so rough that after Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF. I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you. Laugh at your problems, everybody else does. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. H

Rich Little Impersonates Reagan, Joe Biden, Mike Lindell & MORE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kVA5CtHVBU

Lawyers should never ask a Georgia grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer

Lawyers should never ask a Georgia grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and ask

Finally: Peter Doocy And Jen Psaki Announce Their Engagement

WASHINGTON, D.C.—After over a year of courtship, Fox News correspondent Peter Doocy and White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki have announced they are finally tying the knot. "Um, on a personal note, I would like to announce that I will soon be st

Sunny days and Rainy days

Treat others as you would like to be treated. When you have the urge to go out and look for a fight in a bar rather than staying at home with a confrontational machete wielding woman, choose going on a sea fishing boat trip. This way only the

What would you like written on your gravestone?

Please, don't shoot!, So, I forgot your birthday!......Calm down, tomorrow is a new,,, ok,, don't bother,,,, So, what would you write on your tombstone?

Naming your child for a month of the year...

I've always wondered what parents were thinking when they name their children after a month. I did hear of one girl named June who was born in August. Probably an overdue pregnancy

What time is it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21mLECfpv3M

The walls are closing in on former President Trump

Jan. 6 Committee Says Cassidy Hutchinson Told Them That She Heard Mark Meadows Say That A Secret Service Agent’s Friend’s Cousin’s Husband Once Heard That One Of Trump’s Other Aides Said She Thinks She Heard Him Say He Wanted To 'Do An Insurrectio

Memorable moments!

What is the most memorable moments of your life? Finding Santa did not exist? Seeing Man walk on the Moon (or not), finding out that the girl next door was in Her tree with Her binoculars watching You?

If you had know then what you know now, what would you do?

Did you know a picture is worth a thousand words? If I had know that then, I'd have taken a picture of my ex!

If you could call your younger self…. What would you say?

Calling long distance , hi, your me, please don’t ride that bike today, Don’t ever eat McDonalds, don’t tell dad you found his porno, don’t fall In line too easily, don’t be what you don’t want to be, admit when your Wrong, be strong, don’t cli

Just a Question to all the females

My partner told me to grow a pear, well, I did but she still was not happy, Why?

Today's humor...

I thought I'd offer some lighthearted humor to all the political ruckus currently going on this month. In the news this morning, it's reported that former president Donald Trump issued a 12-page rebuttal to testimony and evidence presented by a House

Grifter...

Grifter is a slang word that describes a person who operates a side show at a circus, especially a gambling attraction. Also, grifters are known to be swindlers as in dishonest gambler, or the like. (stated in dictionary.com) I caught a video int

Typo...

I think a lot faster thant I type and I find I'm sending to omuch time fizing typos. If I didn't correct my typos I'm sure people wouldn;t be able to comprehend what I was saying. So this id my odfficial yopo blog with out corrections. I remember m

see my lover photo......

finally... I love him truly sincerely...........everyone can see my lover i do not mind... https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ3p0iiXQOKqGsYYYp5ZtDJ9v3HDpg681hDtfI6RwYUjeJ0o6MT

jokes and quiz..........

WALKS INTO A BAR... DOUBLE VODKAS A guy walks into a bar and says to the barman, "Give me six double vodkas." The barman says, "Wow, you must have had one hell of a day." "Yeah, I just found out my oldest son is gay." The next day, the sa

On the rag...

Breaking News: Amid rising costs and material shortages, the latest in the never ending strain on consumers has a break in the supply chain of what normally is considered female sanitary protection. Yeah, who would have thought this could have happen

Warehouse full of Adult toys Burned Down

The First Defibrillator

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVu83-31FOQ

And The Sign Said

And the sign said long haired freaky people need not apply .So I tucked my hair up under my hat, and I went in to ask him why .He said you like a fine understanding man, I think you'll do , So I took off my hat and said imagine that, Me working for