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Went To The Bar With My Buddy
I said "I'm really nervous. Girls can smell fear and right now I'm reeking of it". My buddy replied "what you talking about, all I smell is garlic and fish, now come on lets go find you a woman"
Stunning Development from Ivanka
From The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Ivanka Trump Applies for Job, as Biden’s Daughter By Andy Borowitz WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In wha
Joke of the night - Colbert
Mary Trump's book on her Uncle Donald is out today. Dirty Don's brother sued to keep the book from getting published, but a judge ruled against it. In the book Mary Trump writes that Donald's father, was "a high functioning sociopath". Ste
Geoffrey Chaucer...what a guy!
Since we've been dallying here concerning English, I thought I'd mention this fellow, widely thought of as 'the father' of the language. And needless to say, whenever such a phrase is heard, many names come to mind, not least the Bard himself, or th
The biggest problem for Trump with mail in voting
In The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Trump Warns That Mail-In Ballots Could Result in Voting By Andy Borowitz WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Ca
Ho Ho Ho ?
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Women are from.....
Several years ago, there was a best selling book, 'Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus. This book was supposed to become an aid for women and men to better understand each other. The idea, was that communication and thinking were so dif
He is BADLY missed by someone
Some bromances are.....'special'. Perhaps this one ranked above all others. Satire from The New Yorker; Putin Misses Former Employee By Andy Borowitz[/
I just don't believe it....hahaha
A farmer was sitting in the neighborhood bar getting drunk. A man came in and asked the farmer, “Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day, getting drunk?” The farmer shook his head and replied, “Some things you just can’t explain.” “So w
Cyber Monday sale
Have you done any shopping yet during this Cyber Monday sale? I got few items in my mind and gotta act on it. My son and I went Black Friday shopping ( while Art stayed home cleaning the house! ) last week and he managed to sna
Funnies
Monkeys relax, eat, play, sleep and have sex like crazy ... I was wondering ... why the hell did we evolve ?! -------------------------------- ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning? WITNESS: He
Can You Believe It?
My neighbor came over banging and screaming at my door at 3 am this morning. Can you believe the nerve. Fortunately for him I was still up playing my drums
Somebody throw in the towel !
You know , the thing the thing man. All men (and women) are created equal
prescription only works.....hahaha
A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, right up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide." The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady replied, "I nee
...then who is the president?
There are people in America who think that Trump is the current president. But...the small detail is, he's not in the White House right now. Confusing? Going with that thought, if he's the president and already serving his second term that would mean
Evidently you can now get your # 46 decoder ring
No supply chain issues involved.
Can you imagine, if they EVER heard the truth at a Trump Rally ?
From The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report P.A. System at Trump Rally Accidentally Blasts Woodward Tapes By Andy Borowitz September 13, 2020
Human Relationships - a bug's view
Today in The New Yorker; (click on the link)
Mommy, I have to make number two...
I used to think it was universal that parents taught their young children number one was pee and number two was poo, but some kids just point to the front or back!
Some dinner invitation rules...
When invited to a party or holiday celebration you should have a snack at least one hour before the arrival time. Many times parties start later than expected and you will be famished and hungry enough to consume enough food for 3 people. Being a lit
Stuff we take credit (or blame) for...
The language is such that often it implies we did stuff that we actually had little or nothing to do with.. Such as.... I grew my hair long. No you didn't, you just didn't cut it. I hurt my arm. What, did you like take a hammer to it?
Newest Trump book on the horizon ?
Today in The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Trump Agrees to Be Interviewed for New Book by Joe Biden By Andy Borowitz September 11, 2020 W
How to get around an election.
As usual, quick as a bunny, Andy Borowitz pens a comedic satire today, based on Trump's recent suggestion to delay the election. Andy just works out the logistics. Today in The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report
It is certainly time.....
....for a Closer Look... at the madness festering at the head of the GOP;
What made Mickey mouse unique?
He was the first cartoon character to have a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. He represented wholesome values of kindness and innocence. He was courageous and intelligent. He survived death after being hit with a mallet. But he knew that his d
Hot off the press - Americans Oppose paying a man who refuses to work
Today in The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Americans Oppose More Payments to Man Who Is Not Working By Andy Borowitz August 8, 2020 WA
People Will Do Anything
Including this
Covid is still here, unfortunately for the nation, so is Trump
And now a word or three from Randy Rainbow https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUiDLcp_hIw
Trump's advice to Biden on choosing a VP
Today in The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Trump Accuses Biden of Dragging out V.P. Search Instead of Picking First Clown Who Says Yes By Andy Borowitz Au
Trump background music
There's been quite a few times that musicians have complained, that Trump has used their music as background without their permission. Honestly it's happened a lot. They simply don't want to be identified with a lying corrupt demagogue. Here'
That's a guy thing......
A bloke goes to the council to apply for a job in the office. The interviewer asks him,"Are you allergic to anything" He replies, "Yes caffeine." "Have you ever worked for the public service before." "Yes I was in the army"he says,I was in Iraq f
Sometimes you feel like a nut....
As I stepped out of the shower, I heard someone in my kitchen downstairs. Knowing that my wife was out, I grabbed my 1903 heirloom rifl*e-- which no longer works-- and crept downstairs, forgetting the fact that I was in my birthday suit. I came arou
The joke's on her.....
So four dudes spend weeks planning the perfect camping and fishing trip to a remote and disconnected spot. Two days before they are due to leave, Dave's wife puts her foot down and tells him he's not going. His buddies are naturally pissed off that
This is how every woman should treat their man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRyZBZY8W2Q This is some hilarious stuff. Women...take notes.
Then the officer fainted!!!
One day, the police raided a whole group of pro*stitutes at a se*x party in a hotel and Lulu was among them: The police took them outside and had all the pro*stitutes lined up along the driveway when suddenly, Lulu"s grandma came by and saw her gran
Joke of the day no.3
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here. I’ll go on ahead.
Hey ! You never know, he might try this next :)
Yesterday from The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Trump Tells January 6th Panel He Has Diplomatic Immunity as Russian Official By Andy Borowitz
A TERRIFIC 'A Closer Look' by Seth Myers tonight
I just got done watching this live one minute ago. Terrific !
Tiger Moth's description Part 2
The Tiger Moth is regarded as among the most famous training aircraft ever. More than 7,300 Tiger Moths were constructed; this biplane was preferred by civilia