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The Male Robot Companion (MaRC) - a review
The way to sell to a man is to mark the product as exclusive and double the price. The way to sell to a woman is to say she can have two for the price of one. This is the main reason female robot companions have been the focus of the develope
THE HAIRCUT
Blessed are those that can give without remembering, and take without forgetting. One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing communit
ADVICE FROM A RETIRED HUSBAND.
It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as when they were younger. When you notice this, try not to yell at them. Some are oversensitive, and ther
58,000th BLOG!!!
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Congratulations to Trump Voters - You've done it !!
Satire from The Borowitz Report Bar Officially Cannot Be Lowered By Andy Borowitz July 24, 2015 MINNEAPOLIS (The Borowitz Report)—A group of scholars who have been monitoring the descent of the bar over the past few decade
Robot Bartender
A GUY GOES INTO A BAR IN NEW YORK WHERE ALL THE BARTENDERS ARE ROBOTS: THE GUY SITS DOWN AT THE BAR AND THE ROBOT ASKS: "WHAT WILL YOU HAVE? THE GUY REPLIES, "WHISKEY." THE ROBOT BRINGS BACK HIS DRINK AND ASKS, "WHAT'S YOUR IQ?" THE GUY SAYS, "16
Terrific News from Singapore :)
Satire from The Borowitz Report Kim Jong Un Offers to Host Peace Talks Between United States and Canada By Andy Borowitz 11:13 A.M. SINGAPORE (The Borowitz Report)—One day before his summit with Donald J. Trump, the North Ko
The Superbowl Winners to meet with Mueller lol
I'm not sure if you have been following this situation, or not. But Dirty Don Trump started a whole big to do, because several of the black football players decided to respectfully kneel, instead of stand up, during playing of the USA national ant
"OMG ! You'll never guess what !"
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Finally some smidgen of truth out of Guliani ? lol
Satire from The Borowitz Report Trump’s Lawyers Argue That He Cannot Be Impeached Because He Was Never Actually Elected By Andy Borowitz 10:57 A.M. WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In what they believe is a legal masterstr
Trevor Noah on Kim Kardashian's visit to the Whitehouse
"Like with any episode of the Kardashians there's a big butt."
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Why did the donut go to the dentist? To get the hole filled!
You're odd !
Your feet smell, while your nose runs. You park in a driveway, and drive on the parkway on your way to the store to buy jumbo shrimp. What the hell is wrong with you ?
He's the only one that fits the bill.
Reading through profiles of women on my home page I see most have demands us lessor mortals could never meet, non smoker, must like dancing & travel, own hair & teeth love of animals & grandchildren, good sense of humour, financially ind
Prognosis
Morris returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him that he has only 24 hours to live. Given the prognosis, Morris asks his wife for sex. Naturally, she agrees, so they make love. About 6 hours later, the husband go
THE PERFECT HUSBAND
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cellular phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN: "Hello"
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Life is........like online Love is.....like offline Heart is....pending worries are everyday...updating problems are always.....incoming money keeps....out going i am always.....Working Happiness slowly......Downloading....
Coffee Talk -
So y'all punsters have a blog OF YOUR VERY OWN https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oiJkANps0Qw Am I considerate or WHAT?!
Today is my not-birthday !
Yes, just like 362 other days of the year, it is NOT my birthday. Please wish me a happy not birthday, as I did not get another year older today. Yes ! https://preview.ibb.
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Just Three Words
A 76-year-old man is having a drink at the Meadows Country Club bar. Suddenly a gorgeous girl enters and sits down a few seats away. The girl is so attractive that he just can't take his eyes off her. After a short while, the girl notices him star
The Telephone Rings And
A whispered child's voice answers - Hello? (An employer is calling to pass information to an employee.) - Hello. Is your Daddy there? Whispered Voice - Yes. Caller - May I speak with him? WV - No. C - Is your Mommy there? WV - Yes
Hopefully some will have a sense of humor !!
The boys may appreciate it hopefully the girls will find the humor as well. Subject: FUN AND INJURY AT VFW I was standing at the bar at the VFW one night minding my own business. This FAT ugly chick came up behind me, grabbed my behind and s
In a world where you can be anything - be kind
The heading, and the following, are Facebook philosophies picked up today - it may be just my timeline, but there's a faint trend towards optimism after long months of depression, fatalism, or anger. Instead of scraping flaking horrible (really horr
Hot date tonight ?
Be careful of those.....smouldering desires you may get burnt and be fuming later.
Looking for a Job in Florida
Sally Mulligan of Coral Springs, Florida decided to take one of the jobs that most Americans are not willing to do. Sally applied for a job in a Florida lemon grove and seemed to be far too qualified for the job. She has a liberal art
The FBI agent
Three men want to become agents for the FBI. After a day of intensive interviews, they are told there is one more test to prove their dedication to the FBI. The head FBI agent takes the first guy into a private room. He hands him a gun and says, “Go
Is your partner lazy?
My wife is so lazy, every time I go to have a pee in the sink, it´s full of dirty dishes. What should I do with her?
THE PERFECT HUSBAND
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cellular phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
Blind Dating 101 with Rodney Dangerfield
How bad could a blind date with Rodney Dangerfield go? Within the first 5 minutes, Rodney asks his date to scratch his back, eats off another table’s plate and interrupts his date to order his meal first. When asked how he’d like his steak, Rodney re
SQUIRRELS IN CHURCH
The Presbyterian church called a meeting to decide what to do about their squirrel infestation. After much prayer and consideration, they concluded the squirrels were predestined to be there, and they shouldn't interfere with God's divine will. At
Understanding Engineers
Understanding Engineers #1: Two engineering students were biking across a university campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?" The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business, when a bea
Simple Math Problem
Teacher: "If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?"............... Johnny: "Seven."............................ Teacher: "No, listen carefully... If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another tw
All Girl Biker Bar
"An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake... He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?' The ba
Cows
The only cow in a small Iowa town stopped giving milk. The people did some research and found that they could buy a cow just across the state line in Wisconsin for $200. They bought the cow from Wisconsin and the cow was wonderful. It produced lot
Persevere
Young preacher Nathan was sitting in a lunch counter eating spaghetti and salad. He opened an envelope he’d just received that morning from his mother. As he opened it a thirty bucks fell out. He thought to himself; ”Thanks, Mom, I sure needed that r
For you, Molly!!!
I’d be very offended if you did not laugh!! https://photos.connectingsingles.com/blogs/22
The most honest Lib'rul ever
Shockingly true. Finally someone in the Lib'rul world sees and expresses the truth. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YzNs7X90vew Way to go Jonathan Pie. The TRUTH hurts but for humanity's sake we must face it and do something about it. (Wit
Puddles
Three ducks appeared in court one day for causing a disturbance at the park. As the ducks approached the stand, the judge called the first duck up and ask his name and what he was doing that day. The duck replied "my name is Huey and I was in and out
My Wife
My wife is so negative. I remembered the car seat, the stroller, AND the diaper bag. Yet all she can talk about is how I forgot the baby.
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Harry and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide that she’ll become a hooker. She’s not quite sure what to do, so Harry says, “Stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him that you charge a hundred bucks. If you got a q