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I know what you want for XMas this year
I just don't know the color you want. You just have to promise me, that you will wear it...... .....to your next court appearance.
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Saturday morning I woke up in a hurry, dressed up quietly, got my lunch ready, took the dog, and then rushed to the garage where I attached the boat to my jeep and I was on my way. Unfortunately the weather was terrible so I had to head back home an
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A blonde was asked what the capital of California was, she replied "the big "C". Q: How do you sink a submarine full of blondes ? A: Knock on the hatch Q: What do you call a blonde skeleton in your closet?? A: Last years hide and go seek win
Be Careful of what you ask for
You might get much more, or perhaps something totally different than what you originally thought. I remember once asking for
OK. I hear you. Friday's impeachment inquiry was not exciting enough for you
Yes, the crimes of (so called) President Trump are not "exciting" enough for you. While perhaps treasonous and impeachable, they lack the titillation of an affair with a pornstar, or the claim of being able to shoot people on 5th Avenue. I get i
it is that time again
Day 2. Who is keeping track really...okay...I am This is the second Robert blog in 2 days. I must be sick... I actually am sick. Like our fellow blogger Palms, I too am getting over the flu. It is that time again. Turkey
Two Brooms
Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married. One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom. The bride broom looked very b
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A married man was visiting his girlfriend when she requested that he shave his beard. "Oh James, I like your beard, but I would really love to see your handsome face." James replied, "My wife loves this beard, I couldn't possibly do it, she would ki
The Bronze Rat
A Tourist walked into a Chinese curio shop in San Francisco. While looking around at the exotic merchandise, he noticed a very lifelike, life-sized, bronze statue of a rat. It had no price tag, but was so incredibly striking the tourist decided he mu
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A guy goes to the doctor one day with a stomach ache. After describing the symptoms to the doctor, the doctor diagnoses him with a rare bug that needed treatment and the only way to treat it was with a enema. The guy drops his pants, the doctor says
LEAVE DONALD ALONE! RIGHT NOW!!
I MEAN IT!!!
LEAVE HILLARY ALONE! RIGHT NOW!!
I MEAN IT!!!
COSTEMOLOGIST
I'm always entertained when I read a profile and the person cannot spell their profession. In this case... wannabe profession. Today it's the woman in school to be a costemologist. Of the list of favorites would be a doctir. 40 miles from
What I've noticed
Is that some people like to discuss politics, and some people like to discuss members on CS. And those members who like to discuss members on CS instead, somehow think that is better, and discussing politics isn't.
Women and men here on CS, and humour....
...I've found that almost all of the regular bloggers here are decent and bright folks, from whom I continue to learn things. Most grateful, even when the politics don't quite always align. But sometimes I worry that, who would have thunk it, men an
I did three.
This is the fourth. Who can beat me? Is that even a question? I think I am already beaten. Sorry for hogging the first page. Now bump me to the second page with something be
Rocket man cuts him off
Tonight in The New Yorker Satire from The Borowitz Report Kim Jong Un Told Trump He Was Too Busy Developing Ballistic Missiles to Help Him with Biden Thing By Andy Borowitz 5:40 P.M. PYONGYANG (The Borowitz Rep
About late last night
Apparently, things are too complicated for SOME people. So, for them lets keep it simple;
Democrat Great Story For 2020
We so sorry. We so busy with failing impeachment last 4 year we don't get single thing you want done. But vote for us and we will do now. We promise to you.
How does it feel...?
How does it feel to be a bloger.......?......?.............?
From beyond the grave
Satire from the Borowitz Report. “How Has This Bastard Not Been Impeached Yet?” Nixon Asks in Hell By Andy Borowitz 6:14 P.M. HELL (The Borowitz Report)—The former President Richard M. Nixon became the latest person
Here on the many thousand hectare Vierk estate.....
it's mid harvest time. As I look from the fourth story A/C widdow's watch roof tower, onto the verdant fields, Chardonnay in hand, viewing busy underpaid illegal immigrant farmworkers, many mere children, slaving away, most separated long ago from pa
Daddy...
A young boy goes to his father and says "Daddy?" The father replies "Yes son" and the son says "Daddy, I have a question" The father says "son, what's your question?" The boy asks "Is Rotterdam a bad word?" The father thinks for a second... Rotte
Cherry bag
A man he had five children, one day, the man comes home with a bag full of cherries. The children come to him and ask .... Kids - Dad, Dad what did you bring us? The father, puts his hand in bags, takes out 5 cherries, and gives them one to each ch
Not all CS dates work out well
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Oxymorons. Unlike the usual ones we find so often on CS, present company included.
Pretty ugly, short skyscraper, army intelligence, bad sex, funny funeral.......
Announcing the new CS emoji
No if ands or butts about it. Sorry to drop this on you. Butt, just don't overuse it and make an asz out of yourself.
Sharing the wealth (of laughter).......with YOU !
It's been suggested (by loonies) that I'm getting paid big $$$$$$$ to blog. So, I've decided to share that wealth with you. Thus, everyone who watches the following video gets 20% of the income I'm getting from posting it. That's rig
Google or Alexa gadjets
I've gone with Alexa the little table top - oh heck not sure what you call it. I ask the little contraption all kinds of questions and use her as a reminder. "Alexa remind me in 4 minutes to turn off the pot or Alexa set the alarm for 6:30 am next
An offer to consider
In The New Yorker this morning; Satire from The Borowitz Report Denmark Offers to Buy U.S. 11:01 A.M. By Andy Borowitz COPENHAGEN (The Borowitz Report)—After rebuffing Donald J. Trump’s hypothetical proposal t
Trump said...
Trump says lots of things. Most of them end up on Twitter. Not everything he says is news worthy but, news media think differently. However, the one statement I read yesterday has great significance. "Mentally ill individuals should be 'involunta
I wanna marry an EGG...
For years, I've been looking for an Egg. Eggs are sooo... sexy to me. Small with soft curves. I've always admired how they keep their shape no matter what the temperature is. Someone told me Eggs like old, fat, white guys... like me and they don't c
Infestation south of Baltimore
This new one from Andy is no doubt in response to Trump's early morning Tweets today attempting to vilify a Congressman regarding housing in his district of Baltimore, due to unrelated comments the Congressman made about the findings of Mueller's
Happy 100th Boithday Olive Oyl!
Popeye's goilfriend toins 100 in 2019... https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olive_Oyl Seems Miss Oyl was quite the cougar as Popeye didn't come along 'til 1929. You go goil
can u agree with me,?????
at 18 a lady is like a football team and 22 men behind her at 28 a lady is like a basket ball team 10 men behind her at 38 a lady is like a golf ball , one man behind her at 48 alady is like a TT ball one man is pushing her to another if u know
my dear friends let's enjoy thus simple joke but try to be sincere
in a class of 31 students what will be yo position mine in 28th be sincere please..
He who casts the first Congresswoman
Today in The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Trump Orders Pence to Find Passage in Bible Where Jesus Tells People to Get the Hell Out By Andy Borowitz 10:59 A.M. WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Hop
Speechless
The Driver sitting there with Bert on a boring Tuesday night at the local bar. Of course the Driver is drinking soda, otherwise...how could he be the Driver? Boring... Boring... Both the Driver and Bert are sitting at a small town bar on
The top 8 ways Trump would get a lot more female voters......
Some originals by yours truly; 8. Instead of bragging about grabbing he grabbed the check once in a while. 7. The extra long ties aren't fooling anyone. 6. If he stopped calling or implying that women are ugly. 5.
My little funny this morning
Hopefully this doesn't offend anyone, just saw it on Facebook and wanted to share a smile "That awkward moment when a zombie is looking for brains and walks right past you"
Joke
Back on January 9th, a group of HELL'S ANGELS, South Carolina bikers were riding east on 378 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Pee Dee River Bridge. So they stopped. Rod, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks throu
Joke of the night via James Corden
It was a take off on a news story. Apparently, there is a mayor in a small town in France. He is worried, as the population there is dwindling. So, he decided to hand out free Viagra pills to the locals with the hopes of 'encouraging' couples t