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Mar a Lago crisis

Mar a Lago crisis.

This afternoon in The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Trump Furious That Mar-a-Lago Is Left with No Employees After ICE Raid By Andy Borowitz 12:24 P.M. PALM BEACH, Florida (The Borowitz Report)—Don

Amazing It actually exists

Amazing ! It actually exists.

The Crocodile Rocker Don't blame me, if you can't get that silly ditty out of your head now. Hey,

The magic coffee table

The magic coffee table......

This Australian clip is under two minutes long..... .....

2 Parrots

2 Parrots

A woman went to her priest with a problem. "Father, I have two female parrots, and they only know how to say one thing. All they ever say is, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Wanna have some fun?' " "That's terrible!" exclaimed the priest. "But I think I can

Why Women Live Longer Than Men...

https://youtu.be/jyvJtA0c06M And Why Some Kids Don't Survive Childhood - HAPPY FATHER'S DAY, YALL!!

The Democratic debate results are in and some people are alarmed

The Democratic debate results are in and some people are alarmed

sarcasm from Andy Borowitz today in The New Yorker Satire from The Borowitz Report Debate Viewers Struggle with Concept of President Without Glaring Personality Disorder By Andy Borowitz 10:41 A.M. MIAMI (The Borowitz

Ladies I just want you to know that I will be there for you

Ladies, I just want you to know, that I will be there for you.

I Have MAN FLU. Again! I'm Dying. Horribly.

Yeah. I know what y'all women are saying... 'It's just a cold ' Well it's NOT! It's debilitating and life threatening. This very instructional vid should make that abundantly clear... https://youtu.be/Sn4BDdQyX_c

You dont know what its like

You don't know what it's like....

Just having some fun. You know the song... "you don't know what's it's like, baby You don't know what it's like, To love somebody to love somebody the way I love you." Well, that's fairly egotistical. We ALL know what that's like.

Buy sell or trade

Buy,sell,or trade

Thought CS should have a buy,sell,and swap section Be a great way to get members to meet with perhaps financial gain for both. So I thought I would start it off free to a good home one slightly used air guitar Couple of missing strings , but

To be or not to be

To be or not to be

To be or not to be a complete d*ck..... I find it amusing how some men are so hung up d*ck size lol.. Like how old are you some are older than i and yet still act childish. I find humor in this so bad lol

Be honest or not i dont care

Be honest ...or not, i dont care

how many of you have a smoke after wanking

Joe Bloggs

Joe Bloggs

The original blogger

There's no medicine for that...

A common response when someone posts an 'off the wall' blog, comment to a blog, forum thread or comment is to tell the person "Go take your medicine!" I'm not a pharmacist, nor do I play on in a TV show, but I'd wager money to say there's no medicin

my lipstick blog...

I suppose there are times in one's life where they have to kiss some asp, so my suggestion is to use a barrier of lipstick. Yeah... that's the ticket!

I presume that few would know better lol

I presume that few would know better lol

I saw an ad for this book Here's the synopsis; Our feline friends have spent eons observing, napping, pondering, napping, and taking notes about

Surgery Today

Surgery Today.

This surgery is a matter of time...literary. I have went through this once before in my life and as expected with any surgery, I did not enjoy it. It will be very messy and very painful. I have to cut it open right in the center and dig my hands

Do you ask questions within blogs despite it being against blog rules

Do you ask questions within 'blogs', despite it being against blog rules ?

If so, Connecting Singles would like to direct such offerings to the FORUMS section, where they belong, instead. For those who are unaware; Blogging rule #6. "Do not[/b

Presenting The Women of Congress Trumps worst nightmare lol

Presenting - 'The Women of Congress' - Trump's worst nightmare ! lol

Number two!

A kaleidoscope of fantasy! As I slide my fingers through your long black hair, Caress your shoulders and kiss your neck, I care, Your body yields at my tender and sensual touch, Your aching and longing is so wanton and much. Soon our clothe

Way to go Nancy lol

Way to go Nancy ! lol

Comedy - Today in The New Yorker Satire from The Borowitz Report Pelosi Takes Advantage of Trump’s Storming Out of Oval Office to Hide Nuclear Codes By Andy Borowitz 11:02 A.M. WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—The Hous

I can tear a phone book in half...

When I was a kid, it was a really big deal. You could see in newspapers and magazines photos of 'muscle men' advertising body building products and to show off their strength, they would tear a 3" thick phone book in half ! In addition to brute s

Lord give me a sign

Lord, give me a sign !!

Step 2 of Your body is no longer yours

Step 2 of Your body is no longer yours.

From now on, bodily functions are under government regulation. The government makes farting, burping, sneezing, and especially hiccups, illegal. It doesn't matter if you got a cold from being raped or from a family member, or bei

My new webpage

My new webpage

I've decided to start a new webpage to help others save money. It's called, 'Hey, go fund yourself !' Members can deposit money following a repeated schedule, or haphazardly, as they likely are used to. An account manager wi

Tidbits of Humor

Tidbits of Humor

Q: Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall? A: To make up for his miserable summer. Q: Why couldn’t cavemen send cards? A: The stamps kept falling off the rocks. Q: What do you call an old snowman A: Water.

Reach out to me...

"Reach out to me" is the catch-phrase that replaced the old "Let's touch base" LTB is already on my list of pet peeves for being over used. The phrase "Call me sometime" must have died and gone to heaven. It doesn't take long before I start mimi

British Sitcoms

British Sitcoms

I love a good British sitcom. Some of my favorites included; Fawlty Towers; My Family; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7YKewt88Jw and relevant to this blog;

Are You Listening Borty

Are You Listening, Borty??

Once upon a time, on another, er, permissive website, a character who professed to a certain fetish posted occasionally, sharing his travels and travails with a somewhat captive audience. Just out of curiosity, I did a quick web search, and found th

Trump on trial

Trump on trial

Love is all you need

"Love is all you need"...

"Love, love, love. Love is all you need." Well, that's assuming you have enough air to breathe. Because without that, your love is not going to last too long at all. Of course, if you can't get water at some point, you won't last very long wi

MA AND THE OUTHOUSE

MA AND THE OUTHOUSE

Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out, "Pa! You need to go out and fix the outhouse!" Pa replies, "There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse." Ma yells back, "Yes there is, now git out there and fix it." So Pa mosies out to

Heres something BOTH sides of the aisle can agree on

Here's something BOTH sides of the aisle can agree on.

Satire from The Borowitz Report Americans Favor Fifteen Dollars an Hour for Congress By Andy Borowitz WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) – Americans took to the streets in large numbers on Thursday to show their support for a f

Weekend for a Threesom

Weekend for a Threesom

Get your minds out of the gutter -- while mine floats by. I have a dog, recently I got another dog both girls. Tonight my daughter will drop off her little boy doggie for the weekend while she parties with her friends celebrating their 35 year re

Life

Life

When death comes and knocks on our door, none of us have the option to say, " not today, please come back later. " So, if you have that option , what excuse you have to tell death? "Damn it, not now. I haven't....

Caught on CAM Fight Fight With the Easter Bunny

Caught on CAM; Fight ! Fight ! With the Easter Bunny ??

Apparently in Florida you don't mess with the Easter Bunny. He will not only will give you an Easter basket, but a whooping too. Quick as a bunny, he hops into a fight.

Quotes of the day

Quotes of the day

“Really the best day since he got elected,” said Kellyanne Conway, the president’s counselor, about a day on which 400 pages dropped into the public’s lap describing relentless presidential misconduct and serial engagements between his

A Closer look at yesterday

A Closer look at yesterday

You say its Easter Sorted

You say it's Easter................ Sorted

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Coberts brilliant monologue from last night putting Muellers report in perspective

Cobert's brilliant monologue from last night putting Mueller's report in perspective

Enjoy !

Putin influences the Mueller report bigly lol

Putin influences the Mueller report 'bigly'. lol

Some more satire today from Andy Borowitz; Satire from The Borowitz Report Putin Almost Done Redacting Mueller Report By Andy Borowitz 10:48 A.M. MOSCOW (The Borowitz Report)—After putting in what one associate called

Newest satire by Borowitz funny

Newest satire by Borowitz - funny.

Moments ago in The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Americans Fear That Former Trump Staffers Will Be Released Into Their Cities By Andy Borowitz 10:55 A.M. WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Americans are in

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