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The beautiful secretary of a bank president was asked to squire around the king of a wealthy African kingdom, one of the bank's most important clients. After a day shopping & sightseeing, the king was utterly besotted with the lady, and asked for he

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In 10 years time

Forget euro for a minute....

more important things Swedish footballer Adam Lindin Ljungqvist was given two yellow cards and finally a red card when farted during a match. His fart was so loud that others players heard it from feet away.

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A special invention of Japanese

Birthday Suprise Joke

Benny decided to buy a present for his Uncle Sam’s birthday, so with his older brother’s help he bought a present, gift wrapped it, and brought it over to his uncle. His uncle, knowing that Benny’s father manufactured apple juice, and seeing a wet sp

Condiments, The heroes and the villains

These days we use condiments all the time, but how many of us stop and think about some of them that have become heroes or Villains? My Hero is the explorer Mr. Celery Salt, he was the first to discover a lost tribe of Worcester Sauce in the Amazo

ME

I AM SWEET, KIND, LOVABLE, SHY AND INNOCENT....OH WHAT THE HEY....STOP LAUGHING FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE!

My Oh My, Yolanda!!

Who in tarnation is Yolanda, you ask? Well, she's my next door neighbor and a very lovely person but sometimes she can be a pain in the neck. Yolanda notices everything and I mean everything. Her opinion meter is always "ON". And she will tell yo

Do you have a Phobia?

There are some people out there with strange and bizarre phobias, a few of these are: Xanthophobia – fear of the colour yellow Turophobia- fear of cheese Somniphobia- fear of falling asleep Hylophobia- fear of

If you haven't..you have to watch this...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AbospKwmf8...cant remember how to link this again

No more need to be fussy ladies...

..the answer is here. 1. Are you sitting at home waiting of that perfect man to arrive ? 2. Is life getting you down because the choice of men are lean in the trouser snake dept ? 3. Is your current man large but shit in bed and grumpy. The

Eating Weird stuff

We constantly hear from vegetarians that eating meat and other foods is bad and we should think of the animals... What about the rights of vegetables? Surely they feel pain in some way or another? I’m not knocking vegetarians etc. they have a

One Liners

2. The only reason I am fat is because a tiny body couldn't store all this personality. 3. Was going to rob a bank today but the pen was chained to the desk. 4. It's funny how all trust goes away when you can't find the remote. ''Are you sittin

sums it up...

Happy Birthday Enigma

Enigma's birthday is tomorrow, June 11. Let's all join in and wish her a very happy birthday! Happy Birthday Enigma! May you have many, many more! God

Well, Does This Say It All!!

Again, I say, I love silly and the sillier the better. I was on FB just now and one of my friends came up with this little ditty. Author unknown so I can't give credit!! "The only people up at 3 a. m. are in love, lonely, drunk or all 3 !!"

I Need Some Hugs & Kisses

I think I'm going to get sick...very sick I'm still at work but I feel so tired ( on Monday!) and just had 2 tablets of Advil ( The Advanced Medicine For Pain) and on my 3rd cup of warm tea ( Lipton ) I think I'm being punished...I came

Patton and his wife

Patton staggered home very late after another evening with his drinking buddy, Paddy. He took off his shoes to avoid waking his wife, Kathleen. He tiptoed as quietly as he could toward the stairs leading to their upstairs bedroom, but misjudged th

Water

Teacher: "What is the chemical formula for water?" Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about?" Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"

now get a smile!

A man at work calls home and his 8 years old daughter picks the phone: “Hi honey,this is daddy.Is mommy near the phone?” “No daddy she is upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.” The little girl quipped. “After a brief pause daddy says,“But honey

Hoppity Skippity Jumpity

It is simply not fair dear bloggers of Blogland. I have been accused of the worstest est est crime. Never..yes Never being able to stick to a single topic in conversation. Hopping all over the place. I mean if pigs could fly surely horses would foll

Summers nearly here...

got mine..

Bar Excuse Joke

Harry was sick and tired of being constantly badgered by his wife Barbara for spending so much time at the bar. Hoping it would help matters, Harry invited Barbara along with him. “So what would you like?” Harry cordially asked, as she took her seat

Bugs

A boy asks his father, "Dad, are bugs good to eat?" "That's disgusting. Don't talk about things like that over dinner," the dad replies. After dinner the father asks, "Now, son, what did you want to ask me?" "Oh, nothing," the boy says. "There was a

Inanimate Love

Object sexuality or objectophilia is where humans are attracted to inanimate objects, They often feel love and commitment and believe that objects have souls, intelligence and feelings as well as being able to communicate. Ive blogged about shoppi

Mail Order Husband

I'm done with shitty LDR, the non-stop arguments and trust issues and online dating is not reliable due to scammers. I've read plenty of success stories of mail order husband and I think it's worth to give it a try. I am single ( d

beauty

A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband picks up a ...case of Miller Lite and puts it in their cart. 'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife. 'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans', he replies. 'Put them back,

Interrogation technique...

A guy who’s living with three dogs woke up to find feathers in the hall way. It seemed suspicious to him so he followed the traces of crime left by one of his dogs. Here’s where they lead him… "Woke up to find feathers in the hall way. I'm on the

Funnies

I hate when old people poke you at a wedding and say "you're next". So next time I was at a funeral I poked them and said "you're next". I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades. I'm not as think as you drunk I

Light hearted lunch break :-)

Origins of the office Stapler Part 1

THE STAPLER IN THE CAVEMAN DAYS In the caveman days, staplers were free, they roamed the plains of the Serengeti to the highlands of the Alaskan Alps, living in small family groups they became fastidious in their methods of hunting prey, however inb

MOHAMAD THE SKATEBOARDER

I COULD WATCH THIS ALL DAY ! This "story" is only 5 seconds. Caution, do not click the start button while sipping your coffee. MOHAMAD THE SKATEBOARDER Praise Allah! https://gfycat.com/PlaintiveObedientFlounde

blogging in the good old days !

I imagine it was like this http://www.youtube.com/v/wOQeqcPocsQ?version=3&start=952&end=1015&autoplay=0&hl=en_US&rel=0

Raw Toast

I have just discovered that I have been eating raw toast my entire life! I visited some friends in the big city and they had a machine called a "toaster", they simply put 2 slices of raw toast in and within a few minutes it "pop-up" and there befo

Husband and Wife

A husband and wife were driving through Louisiana. As they approached Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They argued back and forth, then they stopped for lunch. At the counter, the husband asked the waitress, "Be

Shopping Trolleys (Carts) are alive...be careful

I had been worried, no one seems to care about the plight of shopping trolleys, so I decided to investigate and what I found shocked me. I parked my van in a supermarket car park near to closing time with a hamper of food and a flask of coffee to

DANGEROUS PLACE

Its very dengerous tobe in Blog city these days. Trools and Goblins walk the streets And not too long ago some wanted to set up a Hihgt Court in Blog City.. Be careful of what you say here or one could get lynch before the hight cou

Ole and Lars

Ole and Lars are walking down a street in Minocqua WI, when they see a sign on a store that reads, "suits $5.00 each, shirts $2.00 each, and trousers $2.50 per pair.Ole says to his pal Lars, "Looky here! We could buy a whole gob of dese, take 'em ba

OK People.

So I want to update my profile picture. I want it to say come get me girls I'm available. Please Help me by posting a photo of a pose you would like me to try emulate . Here's my choice, But please feel free to give me your own Ideas.

Outdoorsy Man

During his physical, the doctor asked the patient about his daily activity level. He described a typical day this way: “Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded along the edge of a lake, drank eight beers, escaped from wild dogs in the heavy brush, jump