Origins of the office Stapler Part 1

THE STAPLER IN THE CAVEMAN DAYS
In the caveman days, staplers were free, they roamed the plains of the Serengeti to the highlands of the Alaskan Alps, living in small family groups they became fastidious in their methods of hunting prey, however inbreeding did create offspring with buck push down mechanisms.

The cavemen and their secretarial staff soon discovered that the staplers could be captured and trained to perform tasks, these included skinning antelope and making sabre toothed pocket books from Sabre toothed tigers.

As the years (they were not counted in those days) went by and history began, more uses were found, these new tasks took hundreds if not lots of years to evolve, as Staplentologists are still digging up the petrified remains of staplers from this and the cretinous period we can see that they were indeed scared of the cavemen and the cave secretarial staff.

Frogs were still really quite small in these times, and this is where the research stopped, CIA and FBI files from this era have not all been declassified, so we assume that through the ages staples have remained as being bigger than most frogs.

A revolution of the dinosaurs in this time was indeed the turning point the staples had been waiting for, a summit held at camp naive between the dinosaurs and the staplers is assumed, and we do know from fossil remains that deaths from the StaplerDino/Caveman war were vast, the species nearly died out, as luck would have it, an enterprising young stapler named Noah foresaw that the dinosaur blood would create a 40 day flood, drowning everything not bigger than a protractor (small species of numerical and angular origin) and set about building a stationery cupboard, where staplers gathered in pairs and boarded the vessel.

After the flood of dinosaur blood eased, the staples landed on a mountain peak somewhere in what we today call down town LA. A new era was born, and soon millions of baby staplers were spraining at their springs to go out and play.

Part 2 coming soon "The stapler in the bronze and silver age."