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History Lesson

History Lesson

The teacher said.. Let's begin by reviewing some history. Who said: 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death!'? She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Little Akio, a bright foreign exchange student from Japan, who had his hand up: "Patrick Henry, 1

New Medicare Plan G

New Medicare Plan 'G'

The Government has announced that there is NO longer Nursing Home Care for the elderly. South Africans being innovative as usual has come up with a Plan 'G'. For a small fee, Plan 'G' provides anyone 70 or older with a gun and 4 bullets. You wil

Did we lose our Greatness

Did we lose our Greatness?

Okay, a man named Anthony Dream Johnson is on a mission to MAKE WOMEN GREAT AGAIN, along with some other men. Of course in America at a price tag of US$.2000.00 to attend hi

Mexico tightens US border

Mexico tightens US border

Today in The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Mexico Tightens Border After Trump Pardons White-Collar Criminals By Andy Borowitz February 19, 2020 MEXICO CITY (The Borowitz Report)—The government of Mexi

Happy TRump Valentine

Happy TRump Valentine

Politics is who gets what, why and when, which is everything. And well, Trump wants everything.

Rubbish

I came, I saw, I forgot what I was doing, Retraced my steps and got distracted on my way back, I've no idea what's going on, And now I have to per.

2 seconds

Yes I've had too much time on my hands lately. Why is there a 2second rule surely if it falls on the floor it takes less than 2 seconds to collect germs. Why does buttered bread always fall buttered side down. Why do people always visit when the

Old what's his face...

My dad had a great memory for tidbits of information... with the exception of someone's name. Two seconds after they introduced themselves, he'd forget. It didn't stop there. When he was making reference to an actor or comedian and their name didn't

Signs of intelligence, not merely anecdotal....

...and President Trump's post acquittal victory lap speech. Use of language, skills at games and business, social ease, and so on. But surely, clever humour must belong to the list. Just watch the 50 minute speech, with every member of the audience,

Blond Men Jokes

A blond man is in the bathroom and his wife shouts: "Did you find the shampoo?" He answers, "Yes, but I'm not sure what to do... it's for dry hair, and mine's wet." ----------------------------- A blond man spies a letter lying on his doormat. It

Quote of the day

Quote of the day

~ Janice Hough

Drug Kingpin El Chapo outraged

Drug Kingpin El Chapo outraged !

Today in The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report 1/30/2020 El Chapo Outraged That His Trial Included Witnesses By Andy Borowitz FLORENCE, COLORADO (The Borowitz Report)—The convicted drug lord known as El Ch

Tidbits of Humor 2

Tidbits of Humor 2

What happens when a snowman has a temper/tantrum? He has a meltdown! Did you know santa claus knows karate? He has a black belt! Jack, the town drunkard, was at his wit’s end, he had

What we have here is a failure to communicate

What we have here, is a failure to communicate.

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Trump Confesses the impeachment trial

Trump Confesses & the impeachment trial

A Closer Look;

USA Referendum

USA - Referendum

With all this mud slinging and hate between left and right a public referendum could come in nicely to decide if the POTUS should or should not be impeached. Democracy at its best? JMO

lol

A new supermarket opened in my area. It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain. When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you

Quote of the night Jimmy Fallon

Quote of the night - Jimmy Fallon

“Of course, it’s a dark stain on his legacy; but on the bright side, Trump finally managed to win a popular vote,” ~ Jimmy Fallon

Murkun Politics Made Simple In Under 4 Minutes - For Y'all Non-Political Folks

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The newest Democrat demand upon the Senate lol

The newest Democrat demand upon the Senate lol

Today in The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Democrats Demand That Giuliani Be Trump’s Lawyer at Impeachment Trial By Andy Borowitz 11:00 A.M. WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Rudolph Giuliani’s offer t

Well maybe I should have known better

Well, maybe I should have known better.

The wait staff at this restaurant had a terrible attitude. The chef and manager didn't seem to care at all. They would just call out the restaurant name every time I complained. Like that would make a difference. Perhaps I should have

Away From The Beaten track

Lets us take a road that no one likes to walk A dark road ,Whear no Sun light comes... Only dark feelings of being lost cold and without hope.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sSoKbv46zc Have any one here fellt like Tosca ?

Im eating much healthier this new year See

I'm eating much healthier this new year. See !

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Presenting Trumps newest African American

Presenting Trump's newest African-American

This was on a couple of nights ago;

Maxine Waters Gets Duped By Fake Greta Thunberg Claiming She Has Dirt on President Trumps Dealings

Maxine Waters Gets Duped By Fake Greta Thunberg Claiming She Has Dirt on President Trump’s Dealings

Low IQ Congresswoman Maxine Waters (D-CA) got duped by notorious Russian pranksters, Vladimir Kuznetsov and Alexey Stolyarov — AGAIN. Russian pranksters Vladimir Kuznetsov and Alexey Stolyarov, who go by the stage names Vovan and Lexus, tro

Happy New Year to all.

Happy New Year to all here. I have been looking at the blogs. Many blogers are gone it seems. The Usual Suspects The Hate Monge The Blasphemous man who does not belive that Climte change is happening. And this bloger who bl

Sealed for your protection...

I believe it started in 1982 when some people were poisoned from taking Tylenol that had cyanide in them. After those horrible episodes, all manufacturers changed the way their packaged products. From the official story, one man attempted to extor

Start The New Year Off With Some Laughs - Bill Maher's Message To 'Crats

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Start the New Year off with some laughs Bill Mahers message to Trump

Start the New Year off with some laughs - Bill Maher's message to Trump

I Am In Jail

Yup, I am in jail. I got to tell you, its not good. I posted something on facebook and they said something about nudity and s*xual content or something and I been handed a 72 hour jail sentence

Ah remembering the glory days of MD

Ah, remembering the glory days of MD

The Newest Impossible Burger

The Newest Impossible Burger

It's made from unicorns. Buy one, get 2 free. Ask about our new bigfoot shoe line and our alien probes.

Criticism

Criticism

A very bad word for most... Who wants to be criticised...like circumcised....? Who wants to be called a critic... Now on a scale of 0 to 1, how critical are you...? The general answers will be:- Yes Not me Who you talking too Definite

Once Upon an Impeachment

Once Upon an Impeachment

Sure to be a holiday classic.

The Night Sky

LONG and long ago in another life I lived on this beautyfull Island, In thoes times we did not think about the night sky I am in Zeeland spending Charismas with dear friends We walk the Dogs just before going to bed Then I saw the N

Ho ho ho

Ho, ho, ho !

What ? I just put in my order for today & tomorrow. One for tonight and 2 for tomorrow. Looks like Santa isn't the only one cumming to town. https://i.pinimg.com/236x/7a/7c/d3/7a7cd35d3b82aec4

Christmas on the crazy Maine coast....

...I wish posting pics, etc., on CS blogs was easier for Luddite dinosaurs like me. But once again, with such warmer snow mobile and even motorcycle weather, I've been saving the miles on the vierk vintage (now technically antique), road machine, by

Apparently a god DID have a hand in Trumps election lol

Apparently, a god DID have a hand in Trump's election.....lol

From The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Eris, Greek Goddess of Chaos, Confirms That She Wanted Trump to Be President By Andy Borowitz MT. OLYMPUS (The Borowitz Report)—Partially confirming Sarah Huckabe

Rarity

Rarity

Christmas greetings to all friends and frenemies alike. Enjoy this holiday gift. After years of fruitless searching I've discovered my white rhino, my unicorn. That rarest of rarities - A funny Asian: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v

It's FESTIVUS! For The REST OF US!

A Ghost of Festivus Past. Time to see some familiar faces - & remember some we've not seen in awhile. Or old faces with new names. Whatever. Happy Festivus '19, y'all Yep. December 23. Festivus - https://youtu.be/HX55AzGku5Y The mo

I've fallen and I can't get up!

Two generations ago, Mrs. Fletcher laying on the ground holding her Life Alert remote necklace, called the emergency monitoring dispatcher and shouted "I've fallen and I can't get up!" This started as a TV commercial and sales based on fear sent a m

Beyond the three year which hunt....Failed, serial, hunts...

...VERY failed. Got to thinking, in terms of the political posts hereabouts. And about the almost one track mindsets and activities of the TD-HDS of pols and their media, for three full years. No quarter, monolithic approach to pursuing our Brilliant

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