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This is not original, it is adapted from the Creed of the Facebooker. I was struck by how much we have in common. I believe I know everything I believe everyone has the right to my opinion I believe everyone who does not share
Christmas always has dinners here and dinners there from church's to homeless centers. I like to go to all of them. The food is free, delicious and someone has to eat it. So, I gladly volunteer! I went to our church luncheon for Senio
Talking in a different language can get you into embarrassing situations, we all know that. Mispronounce a word and oops ... different meaning. Then there are the comedians who teach you something that doesn't mean what they told you it means ...
The scene: HEAVEN The year: 2031 President Clinton finishes his time on earth and approaches the Pearly Gates of Heaven. "And who might you be?" inquires St. Peter. "It's me, Bill Clinton, formerly the President of the United States and Lea
So very busy at work these days...hardly have any energy left to organize my new place Had a little birthday-house warming party last Saturday, that was so much fun...got a new lovely set of bedroom furniture on Sunday- a very special hou
Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy
I was talking to a kid the other day and relating pretty well, I thought. I'm down with the yoof. This was a pretty young kid, and I asked how old he was. 8. He asked how old I was. I had to think about it, as always, then told him. He looked at me w
I decided that my sex life needs some variety So I started using my other hand.
Like him or hate him You have to admit, He sure does have a captivating Pizzazz, No doubt about it The Force is strong in this one.
Last summer, down on Lake Isabella, located in the high desert, an hour east of Bakersfield, California, a blonde, new to boating was having problems. No matter how hard she tried, she just couldn't get her brand new 22ft Bayliner to perform. It wou
A blonde couple was delighted when their long wait to adopt a baby came to an end. The adoption center called and told them that they had a wonderful Russian baby boy, and the couple took him without hesitation. On the way home from the adoption ce
Enjoy!!!! makes great stocking stuffers for Christmas
I want to wish one of the very nice ladies here on the blogs, a very, very Happy Birthday....CANDYKISSES! I wish you many, many more!!! Help me to celebrate her birthday!
" A woman is a man's weakness but a man is a woman's strength" I'm out!!!! Life in jail rocks I was able to do a lot of things : run errands, sleep early, clean my new place...a little bit sick today but still
Mick and Paddy have made a promise to their uncle. They had an Uncle Seamus who was a seafaring gent all his life and a while before he passed away, he made the boys promise to bury him at sea. Of course he did pass away and the boys remembered to
This particular story just made me laugh. Every time I think about it, the vision of that poor cat just amuses me to no end. Hope the story leaves a bright spot in your day. Dwight Nelson recently told a true story about the pastor of his churc
On a winter morning, a woman texts her husband "windows is frozen, what do I do?" Husband texts back "pour some luke warm water over it and gently tap the edged with a hammer." Wife texts back "computer really messed up now."
My wife was screaming at me "Leave! Get out of this house", she ordered! As I was walking out the door she yelled "I hope you die a slow and painful death"!!! I turned around and replied "Ahh so you've changed your mind - so now you want me to
The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours passed and the champagne was going down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., drunk as a skunk, I headed for ho
Dear Abby, Tom, My husband hasn't worked for the last 14 years. All he does is get dressed in the morning and hop in his fancy car to visit his cronies. I know he`s cheated on me many times with young girls who could be his granddaughters.
I love reading these blogs. Remind me of infant school. Please please carry on making my day.
Pharmacist to customer: "Sir, please understand, to buy an anti-depression pill you need a proper prescription. Simply showing marriage certificate and wife's picture is not enough". A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman – "Which
1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home. 2. It's important to have a woman who cooks from time to time. 3. It's important to have a woman who keeps the house clean. 4. It's important to have a woman who has a job. 5. It's impo
A mangy looking guy goes into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says: "No way. I don't think you can pay for it." The mangy guy says, "You're right. I don't have a lot of money. But. if I show you something terrific that you haven't se
If the pen is mightier than the sword, why do actions speak louder than words? http://www.news24.com/SouthAfrica/News/joburg-home-owner-slashes-robber-with-sword-20151127 Pretoria - A house robber is in hospital after he was s
The year is 2222 and Mike and Maureen land on Mars after accumulating enough frequent flier miles. They meet a Martian couple and are talking about all sorts of things. Mike asks if Mars has a stock market, if they have laptop computers, how they m
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu. "I'm sorry, sir, but I am blind and can't read the menu. Just bring me a dirty fork from a previous customer. I'll
If it can fly is SuperMan, if it can swim is AquaMan, If it can clim is SpiderMan,If it explote is a MusulMan, If it can......is a woMan. Please fill in the blank woth the correct word.
When a woman likes a man, she speaks in a higher than normal voice. That would explain why when women talk to me, they sound like Barry White.
There was this guy sitting on a park bench muttering to himself and spitting. He would mutter, then spit, mutter, then spit, he would say, "Damn, that sonofabitch can drive", then spit, "Damn, that sonofabitch can drive", then spit, "Damn that sonof
The big game hunter walked in the bar and bragged to everyone about his hunting skills. The man was undoubtedly a good shot and no one could dispute that. But then he said that they could blindfold him and he would recognize any animal's skin from i
I do not buy a whole lot of cold cereal. But, I know I remember one time or another where I bought a box and poured that healthy stuff in my bowl waiting for those little dried fruit pieces to soften. mmmmmmm I just bought a box of cold cereal.
A priest was about to finish his tour of duty, and was leaving his mission in the jungle where he has spent years teaching the natives, when he suddenly realizes the one thing he hadn't taught them was English. So he takes the chief for a walk. He p
most people on here will still be single when they take their last breath.. stop moaning..
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!" The next morning he got up ear
Lots of birthday wishes and hugs from over here... and here's my special present for you...
Beer Not To Be Taken Lightly. Now, as if everything else wasn’t bad enough, we find out that beer isn’t good for us? Beer contains female hormones! Yes, that's right, FEMALE hormones! Last month, Montreal University scientists released the
Been busy packing stuffs these passed days...finally moved to a new apartment last night, had to sleep in a small mattress on the floor surrounded by boxes and bags last night...the move to the new place took 2 exhausting days, yesterday and today..
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