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Had a kiddies meal today at McDonald's. The meal was quite nice as well as the atmosphere in the restaurant, well that was until the kiddies mother had an anger attack and gave me a whopper on my eye.... Timed myself today. Takes a 5 min
I'll wager you are all familiar with the acronym TDS. That stands for Trump Derangement Syndrome. It started right after Hillary lost the presidential election to Trump, despite having the popular vote. Question any part of the election and you are p
Whoever shot the Kingsland, AR water tower is a good shot. Looks like the silhouette of Johnny Cash has got to go!
This is getting more funny by the week...The numerous books released or soon to a book store near you...all in an attempt to ensure people are informed by what it really is like to serve the White house and President... For your viewing pleasure...
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i don't know what it is...but maybe it's the idea of a woman role playing as a French maid and cleaning my house to perfection or is it something else that gets me thinking how about a bit of spring cleaning https://www.youtu
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In an idyllic world conformity is priceless. But wait a minute, really? Meaning expressing your sentiments that's rather different isn't permitted? Behold, we're now headed to an irreversible world, says the Master. Being human, be
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There is a definite art to writing a popular blog. Seek your audience. Politics and religion can only carry you so far. Find a topic that hits home and brings something to your blog that everyone can comment on. Menopause for example. Both men and wo
An elderly man was eating breakfast at a truck stop when some bikers stormed in, obviously all revved up. They’d been riding all day, and now, thoroughly energized, it was time for them to have a little fun and engage in their favorite pastime: brawl
Even with hand sanitizer...? https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fi.pinimg.com%2F474x%2Fdc%2F7d%2F83%2Fdc7d839a51faadb4950451a65b5ee642.jpg&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.pinterest.com.au%2Ffergusmaximus%2Fmenfolks-womenfolks%2F&tb
Scanning some new profiles, I see a woman who claims to have a masters degree states twice on her profile: "fell free to text me up thank you very much" Fell free...
What is standing in a puddle of water with red legs? Due to a maximum of 4000 letters it comes in parts. Part one. It was one of these days, you wake up and don´t really know if you are going through with it. Pure group pressure makes you slowly
A farmer had a three legged pig and his neighbor asked him why the pig had only three legs. "Well, I'll tell you" the farmer replied. "One day I was plowing my field and the tractor turned over and pinned me underneath. That pig ran for help. He save
As a kid, I had friends who would trade things. For example, baseball cards, marbles, 45rpm records. In the 70's, I was in a band with a guitarist who had a faulty guitar and it was affecting our ability to (as a band) to make money. We came off a
When a cougar gets so old she needs a hearing aid, she becomes a Def Leppard....
He ain't heavy... He's only blubber. I should have teamed up with Al Yankovic doing parodies. For years my band mates would intentionally use the wrong lyrics, just for fun! T
Who will be the Globes leader? April 2020, France's 42-year-old president, Emmanuel Macron, who has faced many challenges governing his country, was positioning himself to take over the mantle of global leadership long reserved to the older leader
When I went to lunch today, I noticed an old lady sitting on a park bench sobbing her eyes out. I stopped and asked her Why are you Crying........................... what was wrong. She said, "I have a 22 year old husband at home. He makes love to
The smell of my fingers after eating peel & eat shrimp is enough to make me wash my hands at least 5 times and if it lingers, I'll add a few rounds with alcohol. I doubt other people resort to this... but that's the way I'm wired.
Told my kids I never want to live in a vegative state So they unplugged my computer and threw out my wine.
SAN FRANCISCO, CA—In response to record levels of unprosecuted shoplifting, Walgreens stores in San Francisco have introduced a new "Frequent Looter Rewards Card." "If you can't beat 'em, I guess all you can do is join 'em," said Sandra Lopez, reg
This one was actually published last year. But in some ways, I think it may be even more appropriate in the near future. Enjoy. Satire from The Borowitz Report Rex Tillerson: I Hope Trump Finds Out He’s Impeache
I wrecked my car this week and now it's at the collision shop. They're determining whether it's totaled or not. I was waiting a long time on a ride today and there was this red-faced homeless woman sitting outside the store with two bags, so I sta
Remember having sex on a regular basis helps keep your memory alive So I wish everyone a great 2016
Okay. This Corona virus wont keep us in lockdown forever. Someday we will go back to work. Some day we will join our families and friends again for birthdays, holidays, weddings, funerals and everything under the sky. How will we get to that
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A wealthy man walked into a bar in Miami. As soon as he entered, he noticed an Afr*ican woman, sitting in one corner. He walked over to the counter, removed his wallet and shouted, "Bartender! I'm buying drinks for everyone in this bar, except that w
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"Here's looking at you kid" What ? Was there something else you wanted for XMas ? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kq9hP2-mafE[/youtub
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Well, some come here to CS for 'Lurv," and finding none within reach, move on to other things. Others, however, are reliable -- like clockwork -- in their stalwart efforts to tell you what to think. Let's not name names. That would be... impol
A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor. “Okay, Mrs. Jones, what’s the problem” The mother says, “It’s my daughter, Debbie. She keeps getting these cravings, she’s putting on weight, and she is sick most mornings.” The doctor gives
A man finds a wallet with $7000 in it. A few days later, he reads a notice stating that a wealthy man has lost his wallet and is offering a $500 reward to anyone who returns it. He soon locates the owner and gives him the wallet, and the rich m
More humour for us because we all need that right now... A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale.' He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells h
A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said £50.00. Why so little?" she asked the pet store owner. The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell you first that th
I am just curious. Please stand up and be counted for.
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