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He never got any respect
Why we miss Rodney Dangerfield He said... With my old man I got no respect. I asked him, "How can I get my kite in the air?" He told me to run off a cliff. I went to a massage parlor. It was self-service. My wife only has sex with
Consistent Testing results for AG, Bill Barr
Today from The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Bill Barr Tests Negative for Integrity By Andy Borowitz May 8, 2020 WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a test result that he called “a tremendous reli
Comedic Actor Jerry Stiller dies at 92 of 'natural causes'
Perhaps best known for his bizzarre father roles on Seinfeld and The King of Queens, as well as his previous stand-up routines with his wife, as 'Stiller & Meara'. Today from CNN; Actor and comedian Jerry Stiller has died of natura
An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane...
An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." The little girl, who had just started to read her book,
The 'Craziest' Idea yet to Fight the Virus
Today in The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Nation’s Governors Consider Forming Country By Andy Borowitz April 13, 2020 AMERICA (The Borowitz Report)—In order to better coördinate their efforts to
Soap on a rope...
When I was a kid, we had soap on a rope hanging in the shower. I'm guessing it was English Leather and had a strong 'woody' scent. Not sure where it came from and my guess is a gift. We only had it hanging there for the scent and none of my family ac
A Serious Idea for You to Ponder
If the sign in the middle of a grassy area, says "Keep Off The Grass"........ How did it get there ?
Laugh, Donald at his best continue
Your POTUS at his best. https://youtu.be/SaMWjsYQud0
We all need a good laugh. Donald at his best
Relax those smile muscles. https://youtu.be/Fwfk5FUUbTM
Math Quiz.....determine your favorite Movie
Hope this quiz gives you smile in these times, This quick quiz should do the trick. Grab a paper and pencil and do what it says. You will be amazed how accurate this is. For as long as I can remember, I have loved math tricks. This one really works!
Flip-Flops...
Simple rule... I don't walk around barefooted. My preference is/are shoes and socks but In the house, I wear men's sandals aka flip-flops. Once a week, they go into the shower, get sprayed with bleach cleaner and rinsed. Last week, my favorite Ocea
Song Update
Can he see it in your eyes, or your bathroom ?
Yay!
A submicroscopic infectious agent that replicates only inside the living cells of an organism has knocked Topic Trump off the blogs to the oblivion. I don't know how Trump is feeling about his popularity been beaten by a virus in an election yea
Bob called...
Yesterday, Bob a personal friend and former associate called. Bob: Hi Tony, Bob here. How are you doing? Me: Good Bob, just making the best of retirement with 3 naps a day. How are you? Bob: Except for the dry cough and fever I'm fine... (s i l e
Hot off the press; No one (who can't read) could have seen the pandemic coming
Yesterday in The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Study: No One Could Have Seen Pandemic Coming Except People Capable of Reading By Andy Borowitz April 13, 2020 MINNEAPOLIS (The Borowitz Report)—No one
BREAKING NEWS !!!
Read all about it, read all about it... Trump blogs are eclipsed by creepy sleepy Joe Biden blogs. Get your blog in while the goin' is good!!
Coronavirus pow wow
The American Medical Association has weighed in on Congress's care package: The Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, bu
Dr. Fauci urges pharmaceutical companies to help milions of people with development of one pill
Today in The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Fauci Begs Pharma Companies to Speed Development of Anti-Narcissism Drug By Andy Borowitz April 9, 2020 WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Stating that “time
Funny children's names: If your family name is Dover...
Probably the strangest names for children came from musician Frank Zappa. His daughter was named Moon Unit and his son was named Dweezil. When Moon was asked if her unusual name caused her problems when growing up, her reply was "Not really." Of cour
Dr. Fauci's smoothest move yet !
Yesterday in The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Fauci Urges Non-Essential Worker to Go Home By Andy Borowitz April 3, 2020 WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Dr. Anthony Fauci has urged a non-essential e
Grammar Lesson
Everyone can use a little "grammar" update now and then so here's yours for today... enjoy! Is it "complete", "finished" or "completely finished"? No English dictionary has been able to adequately explain the difference between these two words - "
A conversation, that may have actually taken place. lol
Today in The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Fauci Gently Tells Trump Why He Can’t Hold Parade to Celebrate Great Job He Is Doing By Andy Borowitz March 28, 2020 WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Dr. Ant
Salvia
This stuff is perfectly legal
A Frog
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patty Whack. "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday." Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says
sOME PEOPLE...
hAVE YOU NOTICED? sOME PEOPLE FORGET THEY HAVE CAPS LOCK ON. yEAH, IT'S AMAZING. eVERY FIRST LETTER OF A SENTENCE IS SMALL. i'M GLAD i DON'T DO THINGS LIKE THAT!
Fake profile for chat
Interesting, when you have a fake profile with no picture and you write nonsense you have more views and conversations than with real ones. You can write such nonsense and you will get an answer. Interesting, very interesting. Check out my new blog
Remember ladies to add some to your vehicle
That's signal fluid be safe and save cash in doing so.
It's the end of the world as we know it...
Right, possible hypothetical scenario to follow, suspension of reality required It's the end of the world as we know it!! Corona Morona Covid Wooha 19 virus-or-is-it-a-flu has morphed...has joined...with stuff
lol
One day, I was on a date with this girl I been seeing off and on lately. She excused herself to the bathroom but left her phone on the table and I knew it wasn't password protected. I decided to have a quick look and when I brought up her contact
All My Friends
...on Facebook have turned overnight into skilled medical experts.
Is it wrong?
For a guy to want his girlfriend to dress up as Zena the Warrior Princess?
CDC reacts to Mike Pence
Fom The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report C.D.C. Director Says Coronavirus Effort Could Be Helped by Quarantining Pence By Andy Borowitz WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—The director of the Centers for D
Timeless, and time sensitive comedy....
Grew up with the 3 stooges, Don rRickles, laughin and the Marx Bros., among many others. Laughed a lot, with all the family. Since women wisely avoid me, and I'm such a cheap guy, I often borrow DVD's from local libraries. Bravo and I then watch at n