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BLM looking forward to some early Black Friday looting once Rittenhouse is acquitted
KENOSHA, WI—Black Lives Matter activists across the country are looking forward to some early Black Friday looting once Kyle Rittenhouse is acquitted. Rittenhouse is on trial for shooting and killing a p*dophile and a kidnapper after they tried to
Apparently we are all living inside a Hollywood fictional movie.
According to certain members here, they have proof that Hollywood storylines have become reality, so we have luminescent proteins coursing through our veins that can be tracked, sadly they missed the film about how a minuscule luminous light source c
That’s where we are headed.......
CALLER: Is this Gordon's Pizza? GOOGLE: No sir, it's Google Pizza. CALLER: I must have dialed a wrong number. Sorry. GOOGLE: No sir, Google bought Gordon’s Pizza last month. CALLER: OK. I would like to order a pizza. GOOGLE: Do you wa
If you are looking for Granny...
I see a new profile popped up today for a retired 62 year old woman living in Sheffield, England. Her intentions are clear and so are her topless photos! She's whorn-knee and comes as a married couple... However she can separate if needed. Wow, w
Laughing. Is... a good medicine...
... 1. What's the difference between stress, tension, panic and tragedy. . ?Stress is when wife is pregnant;? ?Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant;? ??Panic is when both are pregnant!??. Tragedy is when you are not responsible for either pregn
She A. Clever manipulator...
Early morning husband woke up and ask his wife: "Would you like to join me for jogging?" Wife: "Ohh. So you mean to say I am fat?" Hubby: "No. Jogging is good for health." Wife: "Oh.. that means I am sick." Hubby: "No No. If you don't wan
Missing in action.
https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/1515729/royal-marines-training-exercise-US-Marine-Corps-Exercise-Dagger-Green Royal Marines make mockery of US troops just DAYS into training exercise. Where's Bohemund when you need him
Are you really ready to get married?
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer: “Look, I’ll give you $100 if you’ll change the wedding vows. When you get to the part where I’m supposed to promise to ‘love, honor and obey’ and ‘be faithful to her
The Nagging Farmer's Wife
An old hillbilly farmer had a wife who nagged him unmercifully. From morning till night (and sometimes later), she was always complaining about something. The only time he got any relief was when he was out plowing with his old mule. He tried to plow
Oops! He ain't going to that bar!!
So a couple had been married for only two weeks when the husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go into town, tease the barmaids and party with his old buddies. And so he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back..." "Where ar
5 Types of Neighbors
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqnTSrZc1HY
The Guide to being 'Woke'
Are you not woke enough? Don’t worry, we got you covered. Follow these easy steps to become more woke… or else. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhwksPCObaU&t=1s
Panic At White House As All The Stores Are Out Of Depends
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Anonymous sources are reporting heightened stress in the hallways of the White House. One source close to the Biden family revealed that the supply chain crisis currently gripping our nation has now reached the home of the Commander-
I loved President Reagan!!
One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the barber we
Verdict?……NOT GUILTY!!!!
???? LITTLE OLD LADY IN COURT ???? Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age? Old Lady: I am 94 years old. Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st? Old Lady: There I was, sitting
Whoops he got caught....
A woman home alone, answers a knock on the door to a man who just stood there and asked, "Do you have a vag*ina" She slams the door in disgust and tells her husband that night when he got home from work. The next morning she answers a knock on th
smart old man, played his cards safe...
A woman decides to have a face lift for her 50th birthday. She spends $15,000 and looks sensational. On her way home, she stops at a news stand to buy a newspaper. Before leaving, she says to the clerk, ‘I hope you don’t mind my asking, but how old
What a ...Dum Dum.....ha ha MEN!!!!!
The Male Cycle: 1. When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big ti*ts. 2. When I was 16, I got a girlfriend with big ti*ts, but there was no passion. I decided I needed a passionate girl with zest for life. 3. In colleg
Fun blog...joinup..
Pick up Whatsapp...makeup...Putup Pop up,stay up,sun up,roll up,set up and throw up... Getup fedup...Giveup Throwup....Cheeerup Closeup....please don't tell me ...shutup Most important Look up and be thankful God is there....being
TDS has been replaced by BDS...
If you recall when Hillary lost, Republicans started in with the Hillary Derangement Syndrome for anyone who couldn't believe Trump won. They switched to the Trump Derangement Syndrome as Hillary faded out. Actually, it's not completely gone as I've
Another man bit the dust!!!!
The first apple.(this..A. Red head) A woman ran a red traffic light and crashed into a man's car. Both of their cars are demolished, but amazingly neither of them was hurt. After they crawled out of their cars, the woman said; "Wow, just look at o
Man.. “always read the manual first”
This... guy is in serious trouble.. A Farmer orders an expensive milking machine. He decides to test it on himself first, so he inserts his manhood into the equipment and turns on the switch. Soon he realizes that the equipment provides hi
Typical spoiled man!!!
How To Shower Like a Man Turn on immersion heater and wait hours for water to reheat after wife's shower. Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and throw them on bedroom floor. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the
Crafty old coot..hmm..sorry
An old wolf. So an older, white haired man walked into a jewellery store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side. He told the jeweller he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend . The jeweller looked through his s
She got him good!....
At a girl’s college dormitory, dates were permitted only on Saturday night. One young man showed up on a Tuesday evening, explaining to an older woman in the lobby of the dorm that it was imperative he see a certain young lady immediately. “I want t
Well. That was an interesting night!!!
One night a man and a woman are both at a bar knocking back a few beers. They start talking and come to realize that they're both doctors. After about an hour, the man says to the woman, "Hey. How about if we sleep together tonight. No
Amazing what money can do.....
Graham Martin is in Hospital: Who the hell is GRAHAM? Well Graham is the geezer who got home late one night and Helen his wife, says. "Where the hell have you been?" Graham replies. "I was getting a tattoo!" "A tattoo?" She frowned. "What kind of
Haaaaa... u made my day!!
A woman tries getting on a bus, but realizes her skirt is too tight. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus. Slightly emba
What an.. instrument.....
An attractive young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her, “Father, may I ask a favor” “Of course child. What may I do for you” “Well, I bought my mother an expensive hair dryer for her birthday. It is unopened but well over th
Unique Holiday Gifts
I have recently discovered my hidden artistic talent. If anybody would like portraits of their pets done, just pm me for details. Act quick because Christmas orders are filling up fast!! :da
Cooking Adventure Failures
I went to make an ooey gooey cheese sauce because a good sauce can be used to make many things taste better. I watched a you tube video for an easy sauce using 1 teaspoon of sodium citrate in broth. I don't know what sodium citrate is but I bought
Trump Claims he Won German Election
From The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Trump Claims He Won German Election By Andy Borowitz PALM BEACH (The Borowitz Report)—
Lol..men are men....
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized She was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took the seat right bes
Abbott And Costello on vaccinations
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/Pf-LAzPCkF_1bJdwirmAsmKB053GuhgI_yLmymGKBBKSXSDi-ft1Ufiz-NTMwib4_6vY5qmUZx_7zcR6GU8riKXVDOX5i7PyklTRwNEYU_wifbxZ2WTGZDlf6AL763z909Q-tKURjzXr7ztU6pBnWn6i3EmzEbtWRY-o1BwNHZy4EKP77w5j0ClEYYWDX8jJxBSncAXqZ_5jgbtFujU
How to make your wife or significant other happy
Literally every single thing in this video is true. Obviously, the entire thing is passive aggressive, but it’s so true. Watch David Hookstead: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7z
The New Bug,
FOXITIS This is the new bug, that has been around for some time. Just to think of Foxitis makes me laugh..
Dum......Dum...
An elderly lady was invited to an old friend's home for dinner one evening. She was impressed by the way her lady friend preceded every request to her husband with endearing terms such as: Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, my hearts dearest etc.
Speaking horse......
A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him on the head with a frying pan. 'What was that for?' the man asked. The wife replied, 'That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I found in your trouser pocket'. The man t
Pink
I love color changes. Right now I'm in love with pink before pink it was blue and before that green. Out of the blue a few weeks ago I just decided one day to have the lower half of my hair painted pink. It was supposed to be temporary color but
When 2 of the worst US presidents duke it out.....with words.
First the background, well summed up by the following video; Then quick as a bunny, the comedy from Borowitz, laden with the irony of what should have been said, if Trump was truthf