Every day when I get home, there's a large rowdy group of nosey women hanging round my clothesline checking out my underpants. They chatter away excitedly as they take measurements, and make lewd jokes with each other. Its great.
If you want to experience love without all the commitment, simply stand next to the toilet flushing away hundred dollar bills whilst hitting yourself on the head with a hammer.
The fact is, if you get home and the house reeks of pot and your missus is completely zonked out in a stoned fug, she's going to be much easier to deal with than if she's run out of pot and stressed out to the max.
The go is, get her some really strong hydro. Tell her its just a bit of cheap rough stuff and she might need quite a few bongs. Then sit back and watch her lung into it and green out.
We all know how arousing it is to watch a hotty pulling a bong, or having a coughing fit while smoking a joint. Many women choose to lie about their pot consumption, and so the true figure may never be known, but my guess is that the majority like a good choof.
Depends on a few things really... Who asked who, where it is, everybodies circumstances etc...
If I asked a random out for a meal, I'd expect to pay for it. I'd find it tiresome if she wanted to go through the whole bill and work out who ate how much garlic bread. Its nice if she offers to help pay, I usually suggest she can get the ice creams later or something.
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RE: Your experience or opinion......
No worries, sleep well xI bet she's not wearing anything.