RE: 2018

Probably look at dirty pictures.

RE: New Year's Resolutions: Which one would you most like to do?

Maybe whacking off a bit less, but thats not gonna fly.

RE: Astrology

I am only lonely.

RE: Old love memories

I dont really have any old love memories, because none of my loves have been that old really. Mostly they've been close to my age,

RE: Exstra tipping at Christmas time..................

Basically, if they've got so much money they're giving it away at Christmas time, they've been ripping you off all year. I'd be pointing this out to them, and cutting my own hair from then on.

RE: COUNTDOWN TO CHRISTMAS

About Tru boning the turkey... Is that how it died?

RE: Last minute Xmas shopping idea.

I notice she's holding the weapon in her right hand, but judging by her hair she's left handed.

RE: Would you replace the real thing with a secs toy or robot?

I bet after all this discussion about toys and food items, most of the ladies here will have to go off and have a play. That is, if they havent already.

RE: Would you replace the real thing with a secs toy or robot?

They call them Lebanese cucumbers for a good reason

RE: Would you replace the real thing with a secs toy or robot?

In Iran, women are only permitted to buy pre-sliced salami.

RE: Would you replace the real thing with a secs toy or robot?

They're obviously thinking- if I attach this to here...

RE: Would you replace the real thing with a secs toy or robot?

I see it all the time at the hardware store, women looking at all the cordless power tools, in particular the reciprocating saws, and nervously biting their bottom lip. And we all know what that means.

RE: Would you replace the real thing with a secs toy or robot?

It starts out harmlessly enough, just a little whirring gadget. Then in a short space of time, the next size up and so on. Each week or so the previous one is discarded and a slightly larger one appears. Then it gets out of control completely, and she can only be satisfied by a fire extinguisher or a watermelon. Then she dies alone, without a friend in the world.

RE: ….Have women fallen in love with their mobile phones?

Then get a samsung.

RE: What advice would you give your 13 year old self.

Dont worry about it, everyone whacks off heaps at that age.

RE: Would you replace the real thing with a secs toy or robot?

See. I was right.

RE: COUNTDOWN TO CHRISTMAS

They're so full of it. None of them wear any undies at all. Ever.

RE: has anyome here ever rode in a

Actually no. But I caught a bus many times.

RE: Would you replace the real thing with a secs toy or robot?

Probably 1 1/2" in China...

RE: Would you replace the real thing with a secs toy or robot?

I always worry about women and their secs toys. Way I see it, they'll want a bigger and bigger one, eventually somethings got to give. Or else they'll go with a guy and not be impressed at all, even if he's hung like a mule.

RE: Quotes

Brian Wilson's a genius. Just hit the acid a bit too hard, same as Syd Barrett.

RE: ….Have women fallen in love with their mobile phones?

Yeah the Samsung is pretty good, no wonder all the hotties have samsungs..

RE: Quotes

"Come back in 2 weeks if its not getting any better" ...This is the doctore quote. There are too many hypochondriacs clogging up the system.

RE: I KNOW YOU MIGHT NOT KNOW YET..!

Its more like a firemans helmet really.

RE: ...The Manic street preachers - Your favourite song?

LeeCharming: “...Pat, They knew about the liberals back then and their crazy ideology...Got to love the facts”


The song is about Welsh leftists volunteering to fight against Franco and it's name comes from a poster depicting a young child killed by Nationalists under a sky of bombers.

And do you know why Franco won? Because good men turned on one another and let the rats win, not to be patronising but with a comment like yours this is something you might want to think about.


...I didnt realise it was so profound, to me its a good song and thats about it.

RE: I KNOW YOU MIGHT NOT KNOW YET..!

I winked at it, I'm still waiting for a reply.

RE: Telepathy

I can tell people to rub one out. Its like a gift I have, from Jesus.

RE: Telepathy

Time to rub one out, again.

RE: I KNOW YOU MIGHT NOT KNOW YET..!

Well, I'm pale skinned all over, except for the end of my knob which is kind of a funny purple colour, so naturally I have my doubts about who my father really is.

RE: Telepathy

I think so

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