A little Turkey humor

My baby sister, cuter than a bug's ear, has hosted Thanksgiving for many years. All us households have prepared our dishes. While I wait on a bro to pick me and the dishes up, I checked FB. First thing I see is picture's of my son's dishes, he is excited and probably on the road to this town. Then I see a post from my sister saying Happy Thankgiving - she intends on having a stress free day so she soaked the Turkey in Vodka and stuffed it with Xanax. Turkey coma forecasted.
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I take it that, "I'm very thankful that I am finally almost over that horrible poison ivy on my hands", is not what you are looking for ? Or is it ? laugh
Jim that went over my head? What poison ivy?
It's a joke. Picture your family ALL HOLDING HANDS in a circle and you announce
your thankfullness that the poison ivy ON YOUR HANDS is ALMOST done.

Do you think the people holding your hands might let go ? rolling on the floor laughing
"Thats One Way Of Having A Good Time"..............detective
I see that you recently edited out the fact that you were searching for a blessing to
recite while the family held hands at the dinner table.
Fay Hoping you and your loved one had a enjoyable day.wave
Yeah, well Mr. Snarky, what you don't understand, is that I've known Fay online for years
and I know that she loves pranks, especially around April Fool's Day.
Good observation Jim - I did edit it out but I didn't mean to let that sentiment go, I just didn't need to talk about my travels the day before.

And now that I realize what you meant, it is funny and had I thought of it, I probably would have pranked it.

Very fullfeeling day. (intentional mispelling)
Thank you BW - it was wonderful.

I have a food baby in my belly.
" During The First Thanksgiving?'

"They Had Everything Except Turkey"

(The Turkey Population Then.... Had Been Wiped Out)

"In Elementary School..They Taught Us That Thats What They Had Then"

"Still Dont Understand Why The Turkey"

"Became The Victim Of Thanksgiving"..................detective
I ate so much food today my breathing was impaired and that's more than I do at the all-you-can-eat-buffet.
blushing
I'm surprised the Pilgrims didn't eat Turkey as I'm sure there were many wild birds but I've also heard they did venison. My brother that is a hunter has venison every Thanksgiving and I would love to have it as well, I like that stuff.

Chat did you have traditional or Chinese foods in your belly? I had both, The spring rolls I knew what they were but some of the chinese dishes, delicious as they were, I had no clue what was in them, again I repeat they were delicious along with all the traditional dishes and then some.
My wife made some dumplings for my ex. and my daughter was jealous.
laugh
All the other foods were standard... turkey, ham, mashed potatoes, spinach, yams.
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