Science Fiction
In the year 2113 heart transplants had gone out of fashion and electro-mechanical hearts were the in thing. Love no longer existed.Another in thing was brain transplants. And quite affordable too. Scientists have found a way to recover the brain power of people who had died even centuries ago.
A fellow in want of a new brain rocked up at the Brain Bank. Hundreds of brains were on display
The likes of Einstein, Beethoven and Mark Twain were there going for a song at US$6.00
Accountants and scientists were going for US$50.00 while factory workers and manual labourers went for US$100.00
And right at the top, in a special cooled container, sat a brain labelled ‘Catfoot’. Going for a cool US$1,000,000.00
“What BS is this?” the fella asked. “$6.00 for a genius and you want $1,000,000.00 for this unknown Cat.”
“Yes sir.” The salesman said, “But you must remember; that brain up there had never been used.”
Enjoy what is left of your Sunday.
Comments (60)
Sold to the lady in the Santa suit!
for the third time in three weeks. And it will be all night again.
Apparently Angel needed another one but it looks as if her original one is in a better condition for wear and tear.
If you're picking up my brain in the dark.
You should be able to hear some of its many voices. especially the one that is always screaming
why do you think im selling it for 5.25
PS the brain likes a house on fire but don't listen to that.
No problem there.
My electricity only came on now.