The Exodus Reloaded.
A 10 year old lad, not schooled in religion, went to Sunday school for the first time. When he came home his parents were quite anxious to know what he had learned and asked him to tell about the lesson.He explained:
The Hebrew people were contained in an Egyptian refugee camp and their leader, a man called Moses, went to President Pharaoh to negotiate their repatriation. President Pharaoh, fearing the loss of cheap labour and foreign aid, refused. Then Moses enlisted the aid of an international terrorists group and he crippled the Egyptian economy. Many innocent Egyptian civilians had died. At last the Egyptian president consented.
After the Hebrew people left the Egyptian President changed his mind and pursued the Hebrews with his army.
The Hebrews were trapped on the beaches of the Red Sea and Moses called his army engineers to build a pontoon bridge across the Red Sea. They completed the job in record time and the Hebrews crossed the bridge under a heavy artillery barrage while the Egyptian panzer divisions and mechanized infantry closed in on them.
When they reached the other side Moses saw that the Egyptian forces were swarming across the bridge in hot pursuit with president Pharaoh in the leading tank. Moses called his air force on the radio on the radio and ,giving them the exact GPS co-ordinates, he ordered them to destroyed the newly built bridge.
The Hebrew war planes, equipped with the latest American made smart bombs, destroyed the bridge in no time. President Pharaoh and all his men fell in the water and drowned.
The lad’s mother looked at him and asked: “Are you sure this is what they taught you?”
“No,” he replied, “but if I told the bullshit they told us, you’re going to tell me I was sleeping in class again.”
Enjoy this beautiful Sunday.
Comments (49)
Now you know why they kicked my out of the theological college.
So you type with your mouse? Our technology here is always a few years behind. You must sent me one of those advanced mice.
Ever thought about tele-evangelical ministries...you wouldn't need the degree...haha!!
You would probably be one of the good ones...remember the televangelists in the USA...most got caught with their pants down...and far worse than that!!
Oh you mean in the lines of Billy Graham & Jimmy Swaggart.
These guys look so great when they confess their sins. One can almost believe them.