Will I live long enough to finish it ?

I couldn't decide whether it was worth writing this blog or not, according to one comment made to me today I may not live long enough to finish, so if I croak before the end no flowers please, they look so much better in the garden.

Well in my time here I've been accused of many things, being in a gang, a sort of geriatric hit squad, making comments on blogs I didn't read let alone comment on, but today takes the biscuit, now I'm supposed to be a bigamist with wives all over the Philippines
doh this came a quite a shock I can tell you, having never been there, never joined a site to meet anyone from there, never as I recall even received a mail from a scammer even claiming to be from there, I'd be hard pressed to find it on a map let alone be bothered with running a harem there sigh where do these people get these ideas, are the worlds health organisations in meltdown to point where lunatics are running the asylum confused Oh well all part of the rich tapestry of life on CS I suppose dancing
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Ok ,ok I believe you your side of the story..thumbs up But lets just for interests sake say its true... Can I be your buddy,,, please?grin
Just realised doh I'll have to be careful none of comments are posted at the same second as one of Cat's or that'll be another ridiculous rumour knocked on the head, that Cat & I are the same person grin
Can I still be ur buddy uh oh On second thoughts dunno conversing
Is that what is going on, on the mountain or are you hiding there from your many wives. rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Governments can't afford asylums anymore so they let the people out.
Luke, from what I was told today I'm about to pop my clogs so I'll put you down as first reserve professor hope you can remember all their names, it's so hard at my age doh and if I were by some fluke of nature to make it to 65 I'm going to lose my marbles altogether doh must be true it was on a blog today grin
Z, handshake
you completely ruined "Lord of the Harry Potters" for everyone! fantastic! thanks a lot, mate! laugh

sometimes the best way is ignoring the "opinions" and some "commentators"....they need more "crocket" for sure. ignore that stuff, my friend. "making comments on blogs I didn't read" ... all the time, as some people dont get what i am saying. narrow mind people still striving....

stay as usual.cheers wave
Well, Zman, at least you are not accused of being a murderer, a fraud, which will, per the new laws, constitute grievous or severe penalty??? At one time, there were laws protecting polygamist, bigamist, on some countries, including but not limited to my country during the pagan times..

and let me tell you, you should for purposes of exciting and interesting travel, go do visit my native country, however, Hawaii is very similar and the Northern part of Australia..TROPIC AND EXOTIC.

ljbouquet
Ek, I'm a bit stuck at the moment as I forgot to renew my passport, it ran out last year, perhaps you could keep an eye on Luke uh oh I think he's after my wives & I can't get over there to check on them till I get it renewed doh
zman

Cat and I are the same person, remember... there goes that theory! laugh
LJ, yes it would have been nice to visit there but alas my time is up moping I may not make it to the end of this blog let alone the other side of the world doh wink wine
Zmount. my friend. The best way to deal with such "gossips" it to ignore it!comfort
By "re-acting" in such a way and writing a blog about it, all it does is attract attention to yourself.
Why should you have to justify yourself about anything that you do and to whomever?dunno
It is just adding fuel to a fire. Just let it go...
We all love you here, independently whether you have one or five wives - it´s your "affair"laugh teddybear
Sure Luke will be more than capable to help you out. He is pretty handsome but don't think all of them will fall in love with him so there will be some left for you. rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Hi Zman
Don't worry, I dont believe a single word of it but from the pictures I have seen those Philippine girls are gorgeous.smitten

If I should ever decide to go there will you be able to 'organize' a few introductions?
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Cocheta , indeed the rumour mill doesn't end with me doh I've lost count of the number of us who supposedly have 4 legs & a liking for sand wow laugh rolling on the floor laughing laugh
Min, to a point I agree with you, however sometimes people need a gentle reminder that us oldies are not dead yet & certainly not a soft target laugh and my experience here is quite the reverse, give an inch & they'll take a mile, whilst the gentle approach may work in "real" life it doesn't here professor wine
Ek, sounds like I'm getting the leftovers doh lucky I'm better at hiding them than you are cheese grin
Cat, your comment came smack bang in the middle of two of mine, so we haven't sent that one to cleaners just yet.

I fear neither of us will live long enough for any introductions, in any case I know you have a more pressing engagement if you can just hang on a few weeks uh oh laugh rolling on the floor laughing beer
I liked the satirist in you....I like your ways...yes I heard your heated conversation which I personally like you to ignore.
conversing
iotaoo, whilst your thinking is based on sound logic as I said to Min, previous experience has shown that like weeds, if not dealt with promptly you end up with a garden full of them handshake
Ek, I'm a bit stuck at the moment as I forgot to renew my passport, it ran out last year, perhaps you could keep an eye on Luke uh oh I think he's after my wives & I can't get over there to check on them till I get it renewed

I knew it,,,,,so you admit its true...wow


Lucky man...sigh
I am sorry I disagree...I myself encountered the sick and opted to just ignore...I hold we better stick to only our garden and let others care theirs.
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Jeez, what did I miss again. laugh

Is it worth going down and reading all other blogs Z? typing
iotaoo, sometimes people aren't around to look after their own gardens so as a neighbour I help out where I can moping
Kn, it's one of those nightmares that you think has passed but keeps popping up to haunt you doh Hows you dunno haven't seen you around much of late confused wine
Luke, that would get the tongues wagging here in the barranco if it were innocent but alas the only females that pass this way are goats laugh rolling on the floor laughing
Wives all over Philippines!!!ah haa , you told me you were a bachelor
Wow!

This is hilarious! Your this other guy, supposedly, and Cocheta is Cat! This is truly one of the besy blogs ever!

Thanks for the good laugh!
Hi Z, still no landline and internet at home since the big storm in Ireland over 4 weeks ago. roll eyes

I do have a lot on, finished one assignment, out and about a good bit and went through an awful amount of books in the last number of weeks. laugh

Hows you? hug

Weekend away with a friend, we're getting pampered, some nice food and drinks later

and shopping tomorrow. uh oh help

Have a good weekend and don't overdo it with all your women. scold yay
India, yes apparently so, a guy who doesn't know a thing about me reckons I have a load over there, you can't beat CS for a good crime novel laugh rolling on the floor laughing laugh wine
Ed, you've been here a while confused you must be someone else as well dunno laugh rolling on the floor laughing laugh I'm tempted to say you couldn't make this stuff up, but someone does doh laugh rolling on the floor laughing
saw that blog.he really doesnt have a clue what hes talking about. i was gobsmacked at the lies he wrote.i think he wishes he had a load of wives in phillipines rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Kn, I thought you were in Ireland not Spain grin our new bit of motorway should be opening soon, only 8 years after they started it doh still it's been quite amusing watching drivers go into ploughed fields following their sat navs, they updated those when they started the road laugh rolling on the floor laughing laugh Have a good weekend, sounds like need the break thumbs up
ZZZZ!

You really got me with that last one!

I laughed so hard and loud I hope the neighbors don't get me for "excessive" noise!

OK, gotta get to work.

Again, great blog and very funny funny funny!
Kn, it's a hard life laugh but at least now you've been given the benefit of the CS version of "life" doh grin wine
Hmmm, your grand Z, currently I like my life just the way it is. hug
Kn, well you did say you've been doing a lot of reading, bet even if it was from the fiction section there were more facts in it than some of the "factual" blogs here of late laugh rolling on the floor laughing laugh
Hi Zman, my friend! What has happened to my charming Torero? I must have missed things, surely not worth reading..smitten
Calleis , no probably not yawn laugh rolling on the floor laughing Like Kn haven't seen you around much lately, everything ok with you dunno wine
Zman, even if I'm busy you just need to wistle with a soft tone, and I'll be here..wine laugh
Wish I could get my dog to do that, he's decided it's more fun chasing the foxes than being inside at night doh laugh rolling on the floor laughing
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Originally from the UK I retired & moved to Spain 20 years ago, whilst it's not paradise it's probably as close as I'll ever come to it, living on a mountain with the sea in front & mountains behind & 320 days of sunshine a year. Still reasonably fit [read more]

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