Smile Its Weekend
Life is too short to frown all day.Q: What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree?
A: Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary bl** job!
A man and a woman were having drinks at a business conference when they got into an argument about who enjoyed sex more.
The man said, "Men obviously enjoy sex more than women. Why do you think we're so obsessed with getting laid?"
"That doesn't prove anything," the woman countered. "Think about this: when your ear itches and you put your finger in it and wiggle it around, then pull it out, which feels better: your ear or your finger?"
A boy goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts.”
The doctor asks, “What do you mean?”
The man says, “When I touch my shoulder, it hurts. When I touch my foot, it really hurts. If I touch my elbow – AAH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts.”
The doctor says, “I know what’s wrong with you, you have broken your finger!”
"I wasn't able to tweet today. Forgot my phone password and Apple ID. Had to involve the FBI. Long story but glad to be back,”
Comments (17)
I'm sorry but got the spring feeling here:
Wow good stuff Wel,,, here its getting cooler by the day...
have a great one Luke
Well....
Happy weekend.
lj