Elegsabiff
Elegsabiff
Aug 2015
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Yuck.

Men, please tell me what has put you off a woman instantly and forever, very early on. I want to put a bloke off.

Women, if you know of something that would put a bloke off instantly, please share.

Thanks.
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pedalguy59
pedalguy59●Burlington, Ontario Canada
Aug 29, 2015●2,000 Comments
#41
Arrange a meet wearing a Diaper.rolling on the floor laughing
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Elegsabiff
ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain
Aug 29, 2015●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments
#42
Outside my clothes, like Superman? NO. scold

Are you taking this seriously?
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pedalguy59
pedalguy59●Burlington, Ontario Canada
Aug 29, 2015●2,000 Comments
#43
Nope, as usual. All the responses are based on deceit, where
this is one situation that requires the Truth. That is serious.
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pedalguy59
pedalguy59●Burlington, Ontario Canada
Aug 29, 2015●2,000 Comments
#44
Z, too funnylaugh and put a sock in your slacks.laugh
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Elegsabiff
ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain
Aug 29, 2015●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments
#45
Z, I met him already, a couple of times. Although I do have a bit of a whisky-and-cigars voice, hmm, maybe I could say I felt I could now trust him with the truth ... rolling on the floor laughing
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zmountainman
zmountainman●Motril, Andalusia Spain
Aug 29, 2015●107 Blogs●7,852 Comments
#46
Yes and make an adjustment to the sock Pedal suggested as you say it uh oh wow rolling on the floor laughing
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Elegsabiff
ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain
Aug 29, 2015●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments
#47
And swagger as I walk, with my legs apart - by George, I think between you, you've got it! rolling on the floor laughing
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pedalguy59
pedalguy59●Burlington, Ontario Canada
Aug 29, 2015●2,000 Comments
#48
Yeah, and keep grabbing it like Hip Hop stars.laugh ,
and say Mutha...... every third word.
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zmountainman
zmountainman●Motril, Andalusia Spain
Aug 29, 2015●107 Blogs●7,852 Comments
#49
Don't forget to drink pints, and in a straight glass, none of that handle nonsense mumbling
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dutchfreckles
dutchfreckles●maaseik, Limburg Belgium
Aug 29, 2015●5 Blogs●120 Comments
#50
here on cs you will find the right one for him rolling on the floor laughing just kiddig ,
yust tell it like it is ,dont spear his feelings laugh
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zmountainman
zmountainman●Motril, Andalusia Spain
Aug 29, 2015●107 Blogs●7,852 Comments
#51
Lightweight, you need to man-up laugh rolling on the floor laughing laugh
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LonelyfromAfrica
LonelyfromAfrica●Darlaston, Western Cape South Africa
Aug 29, 2015●37 Blogs●302 Comments
#52
There are so many things you could consider... go for supper in a fancy restaurant... (where people don't know you...), before your date pick you up... you already have had a garlic snack... on your way there... you burb in the car and tell him you have a gas attack...

At restaurant... couple more burbs... and after main, you start cleaning your teeth with the steak knife... before desert, you unpack your handbag with all the medicine you could find in your house... looking for your gastric acid medication... no find you now go to the loo...return with half of a toilet paper roll still in your skirt...After that ...a nice sneeze in the serviette...

Then you mention that you are so grateful you can only be yourself with him... make him pay and make a fuzz about wasting money on tips... take all the sugars and extra salt with you in your bag... on your way home you mention that should this relationship goes to the next level... you would like to adopt and help a child to experience a typical family feeling again... remember to lower the seat for a snooze on your way home and tell him to drive like a gentleman...

That should do it... rolling on the floor laughing cheering
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LonelyfromAfrica
LonelyfromAfrica●Darlaston, Western Cape South Africa
Aug 29, 2015●37 Blogs●302 Comments
#53
Yuck ... that would put anyone off ... I think... wink
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123butterflies
123butterflies●saskatoon, Saskatchewan Canada
Aug 29, 2015●4 Blogs●1,792 Comments
#54
What's a bloke off popcorn
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LonelyfromAfrica
LonelyfromAfrica●Darlaston, Western Cape South Africa
Aug 29, 2015●37 Blogs●302 Comments
#55
Butterflies...wave

She wants to get a 'I don't want you' message to an admirer and follower she doesn't want... drinking
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Angelpepperonline today!
Angelpepper●Glen Ellyn, Illinois USA
Aug 30, 2015●9 Blogs●10,202 Comments
#56
Tell him! You Are Not Interested!
Some people do not like the truth! And they are turned off by it......popcorn
Or tell him! You want to have his baby!
And Voila!....bowing
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teenameena
teenameena●mumbai, Maharashtra India
Aug 30, 2015●370 Blogs●1,548 Comments
#57
angel thumbs up thumbs up that' a smart answerrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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teenameena
teenameena●mumbai, Maharashtra India
Aug 30, 2015●370 Blogs●1,548 Comments
#58
i mean the baby thing babyrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Angelpepperonline today!
Angelpepper●Glen Ellyn, Illinois USA
Aug 30, 2015●9 Blogs●10,202 Comments
#59
Teen
Sure! It Is....hug
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Solamente
Solamente●Adeje, Tenerife, Canary Islands Spain
Aug 30, 2015●87 Blogs●1,201 Comments
#60
I think you should tell him that it's feeling a bit sore in the "barn" and you are going to the doctors on Monday....


Believe me, he WILL be worried.
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Elegsabiff
ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain
Aug 30, 2015●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments
#61
Obviously my blogs do much better when I'm not around roll eyes lots of handy advice and some not so handy!!
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PrettyPrescious
PrettyPrescious●Renton, Washington USA
Aug 30, 2015●2 Blogs●145 Comments
#62
I like to let them down easy. I just tell them "this isn't going to work" and I move on. Or, "I've just gotten back together with my ex". Be firm, but kind. Make your point and get going.
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Elegsabiff
ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain
Aug 30, 2015●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments
#63
Pretty, agreed, one reason we slightly fear the current person's ex is the hold they have on the past and that faint tinge of unfinished business. It's a good one!
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Elegsabiff
ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain
Aug 30, 2015●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments
#64
Lonely - you do the howling thing? I LIKE it!!! rolling on the floor laughing
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Ken_19
Ken_19●Winchester, Virginia USA
Aug 30, 2015●284 Blogs●3,903 Comments
#65
A real man would confess to the same problem and let out a howl of his own. banana
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zmountainman
zmountainman●Motril, Andalusia Spain
Aug 30, 2015●107 Blogs●7,852 Comments
#66
Lonely, I like the one taking pics of everything you eat, but don't forget to post the pics on Facebook professor rolling on the floor laughing
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Elegsabiff
ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain
Aug 30, 2015●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments
#67
Ken, that is being a real gent. I am completely impressed.
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Elegsabiff
ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain
Aug 30, 2015●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments
#68
Z, ooh, ooh, and load the pics on FB there and then. Then let your expensive meal go cold while you read your FB posts. Laugh at some. Read out boring ones.

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LonelyfromAfrica
LonelyfromAfrica●Darlaston, Western Cape South Africa
Aug 30, 2015●37 Blogs●302 Comments
#69
E wave Fully agreed...Ken is a gentleman and then he also knows how to fix a lawn mover...wink teddybear

The pictures... Eish... In Africa (my side) we only eat pap and meat... for veggies we have chicken...so it will be sooo boring wink
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Elegsabiff
ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain
Aug 30, 2015●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments
#70
Ooh, do we have a match? Ken and Lonely. hug Howling and lawnmowers, that's pretty potent stuff yay
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LonelyfromAfrica
LonelyfromAfrica●Darlaston, Western Cape South Africa
Aug 30, 2015●37 Blogs●302 Comments
#71
I tried ... but my howl is easier to pack than my lawn mover ...wink laugh
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Elegsabiff
ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain
Aug 30, 2015●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments
#72
OW - okay, how did you find out about my skirt? uh oh
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Obstinance_Works
Obstinance_Works●Manchester, Greater Manchester, England UK
Aug 30, 2015●200 Comments
#73
Mine's the long one at the back
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LonelyfromAfrica
LonelyfromAfrica●Darlaston, Western Cape South Africa
Aug 30, 2015●37 Blogs●302 Comments
#74
Such a skirt would keep me home for a long while...rolling on the floor laughing
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