Mapmaker

Inland near Jaen, Andalusia, Spain

Jul 2016

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Coffee is Love

Since the year 850 when an Ethiopian goat herder discovered the properties of the coffee bush this brew has helped to turn miserable turds into semi-human functional beings.

Coffee is an important part of my life, my coffee bar owner is my Doctor and he administers my daily doses of caffeine from 6:30am 7 days a week. I personally drink 4 or 5 cups a day, and love coffee more than anything....... well I do love women and cigarettes too.

I do have some side effects such as the odd 4 inch long eyebrow hair appearing almost instantly after the second cup, follicle anomalies are just a minor problem, and it is a cheap form of anger management too.

Is coffee important to you and is it part of the culture where you live?

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mollybaby●Cork City, Cork Ireland

Jul 13, 2016●37 Blogs●11,285 Comments

Daniela, I prefer my stallions on 2 legs rather than four

MapmakerOP●Inland near Jaen, Andalusia Spain

Jul 13, 2016●116 Blogs●2,827 Comments

Molly, A good stallion will never gallop until asked, the ride would be far too short otherwise.

mollybaby●Cork City, Cork Ireland

Jul 13, 2016●37 Blogs●11,285 Comments

Map, please tell me you didn't have a second pair of legs hidden under the table ?

MapmakerOP●Inland near Jaen, Andalusia Spain

Jul 13, 2016●116 Blogs●2,827 Comments

Neigh Molly neigh!

notadoctor●Dublin, Ireland

Jul 13, 2016●1 Blogs●178 Comments

Not completely sure they're still talking about horses ..

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By the way though, a 20 hand horse is an absolute monster.

mollybaby●Cork City, Cork Ireland

Jul 13, 2016●37 Blogs●11,285 Comments

Giddy up!

MapmakerOP●Inland near Jaen, Andalusia Spain

Jul 13, 2016●116 Blogs●2,827 Comments

That's the spirit Molly, I do like a good rub down afterwards and some oats and molasses with my glass of red wine.

mollybaby●Cork City, Cork Ireland

Jul 13, 2016●37 Blogs●11,285 Comments

Nota, you won't hear many ladies complaining that it was too big

daniela777●Mi Paraiso, Murcia Spain

Jul 13, 2016●2,126 Comments

Don't worry doc. I'm getting confused myself.

Well past my bedtime now and must attend to my 4 legged stallions tomorrow.

MapmakerOP●Inland near Jaen, Andalusia Spain

Jul 13, 2016●116 Blogs●2,827 Comments

Good night Daniela, have fun with those stallions tomorrow

mollybaby●Cork City, Cork Ireland

Jul 13, 2016●37 Blogs●11,285 Comments

And give the geldings some extra love...They need it

notadoctor●Dublin, Ireland

Jul 13, 2016●1 Blogs●178 Comments

Nitey Ms Daniela, and Map enjoy your new filly.
@I'm sure @Molly is a right old night-mare

notadoctor●Dublin, Ireland

Jul 13, 2016●1 Blogs●178 Comments

Gud nite all.

mollybaby●Cork City, Cork Ireland

Jul 13, 2016●37 Blogs●11,285 Comments

Yeah Nota, I am a total nightmare

But then, they don't get to sleep very much, so it balances out

MapmakerOP●Inland near Jaen, Andalusia Spain

Jul 13, 2016●116 Blogs●2,827 Comments

All these bedtimes, its a bit like the ending of the Waltons, any John-boys here?

Molly you are nocturnal!

mollybaby●Cork City, Cork Ireland

Jul 13, 2016●37 Blogs●11,285 Comments

Map, I think I actually might be!

MapmakerOP●Inland near Jaen, Andalusia Spain

Jul 13, 2016●116 Blogs●2,827 Comments

Do you like sitting in high places scanning for prey?, or perhaps make high pitched squeaks and like caves?

MapmakerOP●Inland near Jaen, Andalusia Spain

Jul 13, 2016●116 Blogs●2,827 Comments

Molly, perhaps but in more words, I do like to know these things before getting into my gimp mask, or it just makes things awkward.

mollybaby●Cork City, Cork Ireland

Jul 13, 2016●37 Blogs●11,285 Comments

You really did like that position that Daniels put you in, didn't you.

All fours and a whip seems to be your thang

mollybaby●Cork City, Cork Ireland

Jul 13, 2016●37 Blogs●11,285 Comments

Get your knee guards on first, bucko

mollybaby●Cork City, Cork Ireland

Jul 13, 2016●37 Blogs●11,285 Comments

Bump=bum

mollybaby●Cork City, Cork Ireland

Jul 13, 2016●37 Blogs●11,285 Comments

But hey, if you want to talk about other bumps, I'm all ears

MapmakerOP●Inland near Jaen, Andalusia Spain

Jul 13, 2016●116 Blogs●2,827 Comments

I thank you for your explanation, (grovelling)
as for any other "lumps" or "bumps" I would rather not describe them in such a public place.

mollybaby●Cork City, Cork Ireland

Jul 13, 2016●37 Blogs●11,285 Comments

It's a bit late to start getting shy now.

You've been down on all fours wearing a gimp mask already, now you pull back from discussing bump size.

sands88●buckingham, Pennsylvania USA

Jul 13, 2016●52 Blogs●1,739 Comments

And that's how it all ended boys and girls as Uncle Map and Aunt Molly went off into slumber land thinking about their next coffee of love

mollybaby●Cork City, Cork Ireland

Jul 13, 2016●37 Blogs●11,285 Comments

Go get your beauty sleep oh gimped one. And dream of geldings, whips and coffee

mollybaby●Cork City, Cork Ireland

Jul 13, 2016●37 Blogs●11,285 Comments

Sands, but I don't drink coffee, and shan't be in bed for a while yet

freehand●freedom, Pennsylvania USA

Jul 13, 2016●31 Blogs●1,160 Comments

i drink cold coffee, old coffee, i even reuse the grounds because i'm broke.

notadoctor●Dublin, Ireland

Jul 13, 2016●1 Blogs●178 Comments

Well if I've learned one thing on this blog, it's that tea and coffee are completely interchangeable.
But for an extra great cuppa joe, I use stale beans for extra kick, maybe a lump of lard for texture, and a dollop of barista tears. Deliciousness.

freehand●freedom, Pennsylvania USA

Jul 13, 2016●31 Blogs●1,160 Comments

that's not coffee, Doc. that's something to rub on the thighs and butt...from what i've heard

notadoctor●Dublin, Ireland

Jul 13, 2016●1 Blogs●178 Comments

Take me down to cellulite city, where the grass is green and the girls are pretty do do doooo...

freehand●freedom, Pennsylvania USA

Jul 13, 2016●31 Blogs●1,160 Comments

exactly!

chame1eon_again●Blueberry, Pennsylvania USA

Jul 13, 2016●6 Blogs●294 Comments

notadoctor Dublin, Dublin Ireland
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Well if I've learned one thing on this blog, it's that tea and coffee are completely interchangeable.
But for an extra great cuppa joe, I use stale beans for extra kick, maybe a lump of lard for texture, and a dollop of barista tears. Deliciousness.

So funny! I wouldn't want to be you when Map reads your scandalous post!

Gypsytramp●Nederland, Colorado USA

Jul 13, 2016●33 Blogs●1,551 Comments

Doc, are you sure you're Notadoctor? How did you know that, about the cellulite treatment?

MapmakerOP●Inland near Jaen, Andalusia Spain

Jul 14, 2016●116 Blogs●2,827 Comments

I had a quick look before heading off for the usual 2 or 3 coffees and what I read made me sick in my mouth, Nota, putting lard in coffee is just wrong.

Not worried about "Coffee breath"? I was released from Molly's dungeon early for "very good behavior" So be afraid....be very very afraid!

MapmakerOP●Inland near Jaen, Andalusia Spain

Jul 14, 2016●116 Blogs●2,827 Comments

Free, Old, cold and reusing coffee is very sad and against humanity, A coffee relief package is being prepared and will be shipped out to you.

notadoctor●Dublin, Ireland

Jul 14, 2016●1 Blogs●178 Comments

Wow you're back already Maps. That's impressive. That's why they call you the Mapmaker. You can find your way home from anywhere.

I wasn't so lucky when I was at Molly's. Took me a fortnight to chew through the ropes.

MapmakerOP●Inland near Jaen, Andalusia Spain

Jul 14, 2016●116 Blogs●2,827 Comments

Nota, I do have superhuman powers, caffeine is the key...

If you had been tied up for so long it would only mean poor performance,
that might be due to putting lard into coffee

mollybaby●Cork City, Cork Ireland

Jul 14, 2016●37 Blogs●11,285 Comments

Nota, yet that was still the most memorable fortnight of your life, wasn't it?

I am here drinking my 2nd strong tea of the morning, on a beautiful sunny morning at that, so life is good

MapmakerOP●Inland near Jaen, Andalusia Spain

Jul 14, 2016●116 Blogs●2,827 Comments

Morning Molly, thanks for the savlon, Enjoy your tea and sunshine.

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