Crazy Laws

There are some crazy laws around the world such as:
In The USA:
Tying an Alligator to a fire hydrant is illegal

You cannot take a Lion to the movies

Singing happy birthday to someone on the wrong day is illegal

In Alabama it’s illegal to marry any animal that’s not already a relation

In England:
Jumping off a building was illegal and you could receive a death sentence if guilty.

If a woman drove a car her husband had to walk in front with a flag

You are allowed to shoot a Welsh person with a bow and arrow after midnight.

In Ireland:
You may not eat cheese with your fingers

It’s illegal to throw stones at animals but frowning at them was legal

It’s illegal to practice witchcraft

In Switzerland:
It’s illegal to flush a toilet after 10pm if you live in an apartment, but you can store dead relatives in a bank vault for 7 months.

Any crazy laws where you live?
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Thanks Map, mind you this one isn't much better! lol
maybe some jokers just wanted to see if the laws would get passed. do you think they high-fived?
Back to the subject...

In Morocco children over the age of 12 are not allowed to tell knock-knock jokes.

It's illegal to kill a mouse unless you are going to eat it.

In Hong Kong, A Betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but only with her hands.
isn't it illegal to pool-blog in Spain?
Free, No, Pool blogging/vlogging is allowed in Spain provided I dont pee in the pool or drop too many olives in the water.grin
Molly, thats awful, do they sell "specialist" armour in Ann Summers there?
it should be illegal to scream at children...neighbors...moping
Map, careful - the urinating topic nearly reared its head again there.....in your pool!
Molly, I see...However recently spotted in Dublin

Bayla O'Shaunessy wearing a shining little number...

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i am now looking for investors for my online armor sales business. i am excited about becoming a millionaire
Molly, Free can sell to anyone, well not "ratchets" they wont look good at all, and the delicate chainmail will get lost in the rolls of bootie.

I apologise if we have ratchets reading this.
Map, we are a ratchet-free society also snooty
Molly, I apologise, I understand Ireland is indeed ratchet free, however the lands across the ocean have large colonies of them, found in groups fighting outside McDonald's at most times.hug
Map, I am sure you do not mean anything like this?
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Molly, Yes I confess its exactly what I was thinking, Free are you taking notes?.

Rob, Put your tongue back in your mouth!grin
Molly, is this by any chance what you had on under the tutu? love
Molly, is this by any chance what you had on under the tutu? love
Molly!...Time out, You are just taunting the menfolk with images of your bloomers
Although this is not a national law, it was seen in an Irish pub lately:

Glossary:
Shifting = Kissing
Sound = Good/Good man!!


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Shifting =kissing.
I'm going to text my love and tell him I want to shift him.
Ish, he should understand that alright.
And if he agrees, then say 'sound!'
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Go for it Ish!

Molly, I saw this typical Irish Pub sign too:



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There should be a law against bloggers 'bashing the English' especially when one of the bloggers taking part here happens to be friggin English.

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(don't worry, I can take a joke''''well, if it IS a joke!)blues
Rob, Its a joke, just dont go to Scotland!

Lukeon, Great crazy laws!, Enjoy your public Holidaycheers
Map, it is for your own safety that you are not allowed 'ape' an animal in Korea...because they cook and eat anything that moves!
Rob, that sounds like in China where you have to pay for your own bullet when being executed roll eyes
Molly, I now understand why, next time Im in Korea I shall refrain from barking or meowing in case I become the special of the day.

Rob, Yes Zim has some strange ones, This one I apologise for but its true

They banned Surf washing powder there because it made the whites whiter and the colours brighter but nothing mentioned for dark colors.

Also a sign in Kariba dam, No fishing for curried kapenta (small fish)
Molly, wow - that's really rubbing the punishment in isn't it! lol

Map, we are not allowed to poach tandoori chickens from the chicken farms here! grin
Same as the law in Scotland banning the shooting of wild haggis!
If you have never seen a wild haggis...here you are

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Yes Map, that is the 'highland variety, often found roaming in the heather.
Here is the 'lowland variety' Often found roaming in supermarket carparks

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Don't worry Map, the Americans are waking up now, so the blog should kick off again soon.

Only another 500 runs required to save the follow-on! rolling on the floor laughing
And whatever you do don't let fly downwind of the tour party next morning or on the tour bus! mumbling yay
Good comment Rob, and this is why Scotsmen wear kilts, haggis can create immense skidmarks.
Mm. It is not a public holiday in Joburg today, except if u don't want to get paid for the day's work that is.
Snooks, I shall add that to my day planner thanks.
We don't get a public holiday for municipal elections mumbling
I think I shall have to complain to our government and follow the wise leadership of Zuma
hasta luego robbo, el blog estará aquí con suerte wave

More crazy laws:

Ohio, It's illegal to spit in a salad bar (yes I like this one)

It's illegal for a woman to appear in public while unshaven, this includes legs and face.

It's also illegal to have a bathtub in a private home..
Molly, You dont want to follow Zumas policies!Just take a paid sick day.
Hi Molly, you cant go wrong.
3 August 2016. This National Holiday is today. Declared so by Zuma himself. No Mxit or Alcohol involved..laugh

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