Mapmaker
Mapmaker
Inland near Jaen, Andalusia, Spain
Feb 2017
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Im worried today

1. The world is getting to be a dangerous place
Should the old wine cellars I’m interested in buying become a bunker?

2. Hats are becoming fashionable and expensive
I want a trendy flat cap but cannot justify a few euros buying one to meet fashion expectations.

3. Abuse of seafood
Heard a lobster screaming when I boiled it for breakfast, my heart sank.

4. Induction hobs cause twerking
My buttocks take on a new life when I turn my induction hob on...I shamefully twerk .

5. Scented bin bags are turning me on
My loins ignite with passion when I open a new pack of scented bin bags.

What’s worrying you today?
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Roughroadergirl
Roughroadergirl●Harrogate, North Yorkshire, England UK
Feb 19, 2017●3 Blogs●529 Comments
#41
Yes Pro only the best sheets wink

Of course map...the detox? Nothing sinister lol! Just to clean the cellar after all the activity laugh
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freehand
freehand●freedom, Pennsylvania USA
Feb 19, 2017●31 Blogs●1,160 Comments
#42
Girl hug
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Mapmaker
MapmakerOP●Inland near Jaen, Andalusia Spain
Feb 19, 2017●116 Blogs●2,827 Comments
#43
Sounds like a heck of cellar party is on the cards, perhaps I should get some clean towels in.
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Redex
Redex●Northumberland, England UK
Feb 19, 2017●5,763 Comments
#44
I will bring my camera laugh
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Redex
Redex●Northumberland, England UK
Feb 19, 2017●5,763 Comments
#45
Free mine always was until I got older that is rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

sorry map I am off now laugh
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Roughroadergirl
Roughroadergirl●Harrogate, North Yorkshire, England UK
Feb 19, 2017●3 Blogs●529 Comments
#46
Aww free hug
Cameras good Red all angles please wink

Map you haven't heard of dark until till you've had a cellar party,.,,
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freehand
freehand●freedom, Pennsylvania USA
Feb 19, 2017●31 Blogs●1,160 Comments
#47
the peeps here are fun
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Proficiency1
Proficiency1●Montego Bay, Saint James Jamaica
Feb 19, 2017●1,188 Comments
#48
Now I'm truly smiling..........yay
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Mapmaker
MapmakerOP●Inland near Jaen, Andalusia Spain
Feb 19, 2017●116 Blogs●2,827 Comments
#49
I think I will buy the cellars and make them into a special dark party venue, by invite only, Its in the middle of nowhere and quite deep, so screaming wont attract the attention of the Police (happy screams that is)
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freehand
freehand●freedom, Pennsylvania USA
Feb 19, 2017●31 Blogs●1,160 Comments
#50
are night goggles ok?
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mollybaby
mollybaby●Cork City, Cork Ireland
Feb 19, 2017●37 Blogs●11,285 Comments
#51
Map, that sounded a bit like a scene from Hannibal there for a while uh oh
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Roughroadergirl
Roughroadergirl●Harrogate, North Yorkshire, England UK
Feb 19, 2017●3 Blogs●529 Comments
#52
Yes Molly I thought the same laugh we will never see the light of day again...
"women from CS mysteriously vanish, no blogs, comments or innuendos made in several days" .....
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Roughroadergirl
Roughroadergirl●Harrogate, North Yorkshire, England UK
Feb 19, 2017●3 Blogs●529 Comments
#53
Thanks free rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing they are definitely necessities....if we are missing too long you could inform the authorities of where we are as well of course help
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Roughroadergirl
Roughroadergirl●Harrogate, North Yorkshire, England UK
Feb 19, 2017●3 Blogs●529 Comments
#54
Oh map your spoiling the illusion now doh it was just getting interesting laugh
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Mapmaker
MapmakerOP●Inland near Jaen, Andalusia Spain
Feb 19, 2017●116 Blogs●2,827 Comments
#55
Ok Rough I will walk away slowly and let you girls ignite the illusion...I am just man.grin
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freehand
freehand●freedom, Pennsylvania USA
Feb 19, 2017●31 Blogs●1,160 Comments
#56
but, but, but, we need men....
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Roughroadergirl
Roughroadergirl●Harrogate, North Yorkshire, England UK
Feb 19, 2017●3 Blogs●529 Comments
#57
No Map we need you in the equation for the illusion to work ...stand in the corner giving out orders wink

Great Free the more the merrier dancing
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Mapmaker
MapmakerOP●Inland near Jaen, Andalusia Spain
Feb 19, 2017●116 Blogs●2,827 Comments
#58
Oh all right, I shall bark out the orders and get a few men to take care of things, I could serve the snacks and drinks and be in charge of the baby wipes...moping
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Roughroadergirl
Roughroadergirl●Harrogate, North Yorkshire, England UK
Feb 19, 2017●3 Blogs●529 Comments
#59
No you tell us what to do, take the lead and then demonstrate banana

The good thing about all this Map....I bet you are no longer worrying laugh
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Roughroadergirl
Roughroadergirl●Harrogate, North Yorkshire, England UK
Feb 19, 2017●3 Blogs●529 Comments
#60
And that it was you call a happy ending kiss
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Mapmaker
MapmakerOP●Inland near Jaen, Andalusia Spain
Feb 19, 2017●116 Blogs●2,827 Comments
#61
Yes it was...I will need 1/2 an hour to recharge, just talk amongst yourselves or enjoy something from the complimentary salad bar, The gorilla salad is OK but you have to like that sort of thing. cool
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IncubusBaig
IncubusBaig●Islamabad, Pakistan
Feb 19, 2017●770 Comments
#62
Aww man... I missed the party! mumbling
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