Origin of man, the truth
After a few minutes if in depth research the origin of modern man is clear, we have been lied to by fake history since history was invented.My hypothesis is that an alien race visited our planet during the Neolithic era, The aliens were supposed to observe our cave men (and women) but a few had got the horn after watching the pure animal lust taking place in the caves and took advantage by basically raping our ancestors.
This was not a bad thing as we began to evolve, walk upright and talk using proper words, most of our body hair fell off and we began capturing wild grass’s to make healthy cereals and rice to accompany our curries. Caves were decorated with Xmas trees and we became quite nice for a while until part of our DNA (The wild and arrogant bit) took over and we became utter twats and quite nasty to each other.
All signs indicate that these alien rapists are returning soon, some say it’s to say sorry, some say it’s because human women are probably much better than the alien women, regardless of why they are returning, they are and we should really be on our best behavior when they do.
Should our Neanderthal ancestors have been left alone, or did the aliens do us a massive favor?
Image from the Ugg family photo Album.
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I bet your poems have been printed out and stuck on the space ships fridge door.