Origin of man, the truth

After a few minutes if in depth research the origin of modern man is clear, we have been lied to by fake history since history was invented.

My hypothesis is that an alien race visited our planet during the Neolithic era, The aliens were supposed to observe our cave men (and women) but a few had got the horn after watching the pure animal lust taking place in the caves and took advantage by basically raping our ancestors.

This was not a bad thing as we began to evolve, walk upright and talk using proper words, most of our body hair fell off and we began capturing wild grass’s to make healthy cereals and rice to accompany our curries. Caves were decorated with Xmas trees and we became quite nice for a while until part of our DNA (The wild and arrogant bit) took over and we became utter twats and quite nasty to each other.

All signs indicate that these alien rapists are returning soon, some say it’s to say sorry, some say it’s because human women are probably much better than the alien women, regardless of why they are returning, they are and we should really be on our best behavior when they do.

Should our Neanderthal ancestors have been left alone, or did the aliens do us a massive favor?

Image from the Ugg family photo Album.

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What have you been saying Incu? Seems that 2+2 has equalled 10 all of a sudden confused
You know I'd never let that happen to you Molls... :hugs:
I'm happy to do a triple room with you Molly blushing
Rough, make that a quadruple, we can't let one of the boys out wink


and THAT was actually what I was trying to say! laugh
I meant to say 4 single ROOMS doh

rolling on the floor laughing
Incu, have a cold shower and come back to us then wink
Molly.. sure... if that's your kinda thing.. don't blame me later though.. roll eyes
Can we do a family room there are a few other friends I'd like to invite, we can have a sleepover and do our make up, paint our toenails and eat sweets whilst watching kilted yoga

love
Yea that sounds so much better Rough.. you can paint my nails black.. lol


super
so, Sir, there is no evidence of inbreeding of aliens because they chose to spread their seed everywhere else. i m always astounded, reading your scientific essays!
Are you coming in the family room Free? wave
Rough.. if this meetup is happening during MotoGP racing season then my only demand is for a big screen TV and access to the BT Sports.. grin
This scene kinda reminds me of what used to happen when the lecture was done and the teacher left the classroom.. Good times.. laugh
Yeah kids stuff laugh I'm sure those requests can be met Incu!
Hi Girl! i will be there with a video camera and party hats!
Rough.. brilliant! thumbs up

Free.. I'll make sure to bring my mask.. grin
Haha.. oh God no! lol

Just paranoid of going viral online.. hole
Free...no video camera, or I won't participate snooty



grin
i'll bring my sketch pad instead ;)
Free, I hope you do abstract :-)
i sketch it as i sees it
Great Free will be happy to see you. smile
Rough.. I've invited Nonsmoker... hope you don't mind.. grin
roll eyes

YouTube ALIEN Anunaki are returning - Extraterrestrial Nephilim of Biblical Genesis

uh oh
There ya have it.
It's on YouTube, so it MUST be true! Right?

popcorn drinking

cowboy
Ive missed a lot of comments here, I went to bed while a thunderstorm raged across my lands.

No rooms for anyone, this is a highly technical and researched blog with high standards, We cannot let the weird come between my madness can we?.
Map, i'm disappointed you don't want to play with us. i guess i'll take my sketchbook elsewhere!
Free, I do want to play!, I just have no idea whats going on, I have sleepy head after my nap and the coffee bar is close but so far away in these adverse weather conditions, so feel "free" to sketch, take pics engrave on copper plates for a lithograph or join in....we are all free.
Map, i am overjoyed at the prospect of using my printing press!
That's perfect Incu, I've asked Sup as well wink
Thanks Free That's one way of looking at it! Or could be a target laugh
How very thoughtful of you Rough.. as long as we have pairs I think everyone shall have some fun.. grin
Map has returned from the hinterlands, braving torrents of water, roads awash with flotsam he did manage to reach nirvana and have a coffee, he is now full of renewed energy and his grey matter has returned to its abnormal levels......(Me talking about me in the 3rd party?)...that's way cool.
3rd party talk is way uncool Map

Don't confuse cool and uncool. It is uncool to do so.
3rd person I meant doh

It was all the talk of the organisation, I mean party, threw me laugh
Map took a swig of his water and perused Mollys last comments, he wondered why the vicious attack had taken place, he realised that if he wanted he could talk in the 3rd person, map removed his soaking wet coat and sat comfortably in the dimming light of the Spanish afternoon and pondered.........was all this worthwhile?, perhaps it was, perhaps not, map will never know.

Heres some music to accompany this comment:-

Ba baa Black sheep have you any wool

The rest is under copyrighttongue
But I digress. roll eyes

So. The Anunnaki are fixin' to return...hopefully to rescue us from the New World Order.
BUT...what will be the means of their arrival?
Here's one interesting hypothesis...

YouTube Anunaki - Arrival of Planet Nibiru

cowboy
Mic, I have studied the theory about the annukka, either the large planet sized ship that has been detected or some say that they are on Mars but underground, well known by the elite too, The world's richest are buying up land in New Zealand and building bunkers, they know something I'm sure.

Either way the way Im feeling right now is they should come and put an end to the suffering on this planet or get rid of the global lizard people.
Another theory


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Rough, I like your theory, Our ancestors would certainly have began to think of gods and using this to explain supernatural or natural occurrences, I do see Stonehenge in your picture, so Mr. Flintstone and his pal were not wrong.
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