Clapping-More than bashing your hands together

Today’s Lecture is all about clapping, an overlooked and underrated human and animal form of expression.

Clapping originated in the Roman era where clapping and wiggling the flap of a toga was a ritualistic show of approval.

This was because the romans were actually quite effeminate and bashing their fists on the table hurt like buggery.

The “Clap” also means gonorrhea, from the old French word of “clapier” which means whorehouse.

One thing you don’t probably know is that clapping has huge health benefits; having a good clapping session will help those with low blood pressure, Gout, Arthritis, hair loss, mental issues and digestive disorders. Simply applying coconut oil or mustard on the hands before hand is all you need to do.

Ladies who “have the painters in” can reduce the mind numbing monthly pains by clapping.

So don’t just clap when you are showing appreciation, clap for your health and mental wellbeing. But as the image below show, please clap properly and respectfully.




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Map, I bow to your greater experience bowing

I, like ten, has very limited knowledge of lady garden chimes.
Whoop weeee and a yeeee haaaa applause applause applause
Map, i got up too early and because of your blog, sleep won't happen
Ten, men with experience would have more knowledge wink

Us inexperiences persons shall stay in darkness and ignorance
The main ones being it keeps you happy, youthful and supple applause
Rough, I applaud your views and will therefore divulge a secret to happiness...Skipping!, anyone who skips around the house or down to the pub will have a smile on their face, So if one skips and claps at the same time happiness will prevail, You may look like a demented riverdance fan but wont care.hug
Map

I will try clapping when my monthly pain hits me.laugh laugh
Prof, Do that, I'm told it works, however if in public try to stand near a busker to avoid people staring at you wondering why you are clapping.

Brought to you by bodyform..............bodyform for you.
Clapping during lady time, rather than the normal male head stamping, might lead to a more peaceful world.
sooo. the foundations...of a real good relactionship......is getting the clap first.....?????......my. how times have changed.........confused dunno rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing .........
Got it....I'm a skippy missy happy clappy girly hug
Map

nice topic, learned many things today about hands and bums

thanks rough.....THAT CLIP WASrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

never though of such talent!devil

here is one for AMERICANO

Your welcome IMB glad to of enlightened you wink the couple in your video do some serious simultaneous clapping! Was great wow
I'm using carbolic grin
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Clap clap clap Biff....we should have fairy emojis here .....


...what a shame missed this blog, get an essential educational video.... awaiting for next opportunity =)

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