Fake History
The powers that be have taught us history that is fake, they have their reasons, perhaps to control us who knows, some things you didn’t know:-Stonehenge
We are told it was a Pagan site something with stars, Millions flock there in white dressing gowns every Solstice, but in reality Stonehenge was a simply an early women’s shoe and handbag shop. In later years it was a Rice Pudding Factory.
Marie Antoinette’s “let them eat cake” comment caused the French revolution.
Wrong, The French revolution was caused by an argument between a cheese grater manufacturer and a wealthy client who complained that it didn’t grate cheese as well as a peasant did by hand. Ms Antoinette did have her head chopped of with a guillotine for selling fake Hermes Scarves and Instant noodles.
Hitler committed suicide
Wrong again, He escaped to Australia and set up a catering and male escort company, his descendants are still selling burgers, shags and Ice cream out of catering vans. His Mistress however did commit suicide as the Russians put muddy bootprints on her Paisley print wool carpets at the Reichstag.
The Moon Landings
We are told that man was first on the moon, actually he hasn’t, and the first astronauts were all women. A Mrs. Gladys Mount and a Miss Sticky McFingers were sent up to get the place all clean and tidy so that when the men went up there it was not so dusty. They also found the Russian Space dog Laika had fouled everywhere and bagged up his dog eggs and returned them to earth.
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Jesus, I could answer that, but as many readers will believe in his existence I shouldnt out of respect to the delusional. He was just a celeb similar to David Beckham but not a footballer, just a guy who was good with stories and calming facts.
Dinosaurs, They were subject to extinction, but not from an asteroid hitting the earth and blocking the sun etc as we have been taught, The earth did have an advanced civilisation millions of years ago, the proof in Peru and Somalia and many other countries, A nuclear war occurred, the second in our solar system, Earths war killed off most animals and people, We are descendants from survivors who hid in underground cities like Derinkuyu in modern day Turkey. see
There are rumoured to be many cities like that as well as tunnels that reach from Scotland to China.
I'm a fake northerner because I was born in London so I guess I make the fake history books
'Fake pot' causing zombielike effects is 85 times more potent than marijuana
Was Reeses really invented by sticking a chocolate bar into a jar of peanut butter? hmmm
Reeses are not sold here so Ive no idea really, but something tells me a more sinister thing happened, much like Goober, a miracle in a jar.