Found Love in my Fridge
While cleaning out my fridge looking for missing plates I found a large cabbage hidden behind ½ empty jars of green moldy stuff, at first I just placed the cabbage on the table with the intention of simply binning it, without warning the cabbage spoke to me, you would have thought I would have been scared but it spoke in a quiet female voice, calming and very sexy too.Turns out her name is Michelle and she comes from Slovakia, We had been up all night talking and laughing and got on very well.
Things just happened, one minute we were talking about writing paper and the next we were upstairs, I removed her plastic wrapping and saw just how beautiful she was, the night was spent exploring each other in ways I had never dreamed possible, just peeling away her outer leaves made me feel reborn. Lately the only person interested in my body has been the undertaker, I’m bowled over!.
I’m not sure how to proceed, what will people say when they see me taking her to the coffee bar or simply shopping, she says that we will be accepted, I’m in a quandary and don’t know if I should break up with her or hope our love is accepted.
I have seen stories on the dark web where humans and vegetables have found love, they all end up the same way, the vegetable partner rots away to a fetid liquefied mess and the human just gets another vegetable to love, maybe vegetable swapping is a good thing, maybe not.
She is in the kitchen right now, the smell of a full English breakfast wafting through the house, maybe this time I have found the one?
I will decide after breakfast, if she cleans up the kitchen I maybe on a winner here.
Image of Michelle the gorgeous cabbage sitting on my face...........She tastes so good!
Comments (69)
Love a good stick oh healthy eating
Sorry, I mean I would do if I had ever tried one
Yeeeeesssss map it sure is
Thanks, I was in exile for a week.
Unlike Map, I work all week so a day off is welcome
Hi Map
Hi everyone
Your spanish is so good Map, I´m amazed we do not find foreigner residents here like you.Tourism Chamber Prize for you
Mimi how is it going? are you still with your sis?
Supina, yesssssss!!! One more week to go before I fly home to Malaysia. Even though she brought me to Asian restaurants for some of our meals, they were just not the same!! I miss home.......
yeap, our food (what ever it is) only at home (our country) ...enjoy your sis companion my positive lady
Map...I'm not pro bullfighting either, this is not a tradition just pure and simple cruelty. 10 years! wow...that´s explain your good spanish, very happy to hear you found your place between us...we are nice, passionate and talk louder some times but good people
Correction regarding the Image above " the chap with a full raincoat on the RIGHT is NOT circumcised hence the hood.
Supina
No set of dandy steak knives for the OP.