Age and mileage, please

I’m looking for a specific kind of vehicle, and suddenly noticed a certain familiarity about my list. See if you can spot it.

Not too young - they’re too expensive.
Not too old - they’re too high maintenance
Number of owners - lots is a definite eyebrow-raiser
Fuel consumption - how heavy a drinker?
Performance when the going is tough
Comfort - definitely important
Looks - don't mind a bit tatty or dented, but not rusty

And I wouldn’t really want a vehicle which coughed, spluttered and emitted clouds of smoke when started up on a cold morning.

Yup. Very like a singles checklist rolling on the floor laughing

At least with vehicles I can check them on DVLA (our vehicle website) and see when they last had a roadworthy test. One possible turned out to be 10 years older than the ad said, and had 100K more on the clock. That’s a bit familiar too laugh

Any advice? On vehicles, I mean, but all the funnier if they relate to singles too grin

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Back - are you offering? giggle

This conversation is getting into a wee bit of a guddle laugh
Back! wow

yes Yes YESSSSSSSS

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fluffy in pink is my signature look. Well, it will be. LOVE it!

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Of course I have confidence in you Briff.....you belong to the selective group of smart ladies here kiss .....and I love brains wink

@Imback: Oh no dearie, we think alike in another important thing besides this one: we share love & care at the same individual cool
Chuchi

Copy that CAPTAINangel
...I am looking for a stretch,d Limo....with pool and high diving board.....and cowhorns on front.....money is no object...as I have none......please give freely.......thankyou.....sooo kind.batting
Biff, I drive both the manual and auto car.

However, I prefer the manual one coz I just love to play around with the joystick...errrr.....I mean the gear stick blushing giggle
DVLA (our vehicle website) I like that one! Taking her for a checkup before getting involved!
I'd prefer a one that is customized and brand new .rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

I know, I know, I ask for too much.doh doh

I know this place is full of vintage cars. Good enough to polish and shine, the park in the garage as a proud owner. I am in the same category with 48000 km on the clock.laugh rolling on the floor laughing but my suspension system should work quite good with the right set of tires.blushing laugh

After reading pat's blog, I must add I would also prefer a zero emission electric type . grin
If you plan to sleep in the van check suspensionlaugh laugh you do not want hard---bumps laugh laugh
Legs

Nice blog..
You seem to be a woman who knows what she wants...A good engine and nice interior sits well...the outer part is most times can be taken care of easily...same for a partner.wink
Hey, Back, I think I might have found The One, we have a meet on Monday smitten and this little cutie is one I could drive myself. Co-drivers could still apply and hey, maybe time tp plan a meet with a difference - all the bikers arriving on their mighty machines (Kal on that scary high perch grin) and the truckers led by Nam and then a beach party on the Costa Tropica daydream
Mimi yay there's a lot to be said for both points of view but there's no denying automatic shift, if you have a long run ahead, is easier. No constant adjustments and attention needed. Just relax, sit back and enjoy the drive. innocent
Cgot, and the DVLA can fine you bigly if you have lied on any of your particulars laugh

It's a new option on their website and some sellers haven't noticed got up to speed yet - declaring the wrong mileage, the wrong year, and even saying their vehicles are in daily use when they are in fact registered as being up on bricks, to escape paying annual road tax! liar

Would earn CS a fortune if they set up a registration website which HAD to be accurate rolling on the floor laughing
Just got a "new" car. yay

I was practical about the age, but I got a swish, comfortable car (black leather seats smitten ) with low mileage, only one owner and a warranty.

It actually does remind me of my preferences in regards to a boyfriend laugh

Hope all is well with you Biff wave and moving etc. is going well for you. hug
usha applause there are so many double entendres in that you practically turned back on yourself, baddum TISH!
Red, thought you were already on your way, when do you bring Austria to its feet in applause?

No, there will be no squeaking suspension laugh well, unlike I get unexpectedly lucky AND my dog gives permission. grin

This is by way of being a travelling kennel, really, with me as chauffeur, navigator, and chief cook and bottlewasher. The pets have me well trained sigh
Hahahaha.. gotta say.. loved that drum.. thanks for making me laugh Biff.. laugh
Prof - another one who absolutely sees the similarities laugh may our futures provide beautifully maintained classic automobiles rather than leaky old skedonks on bent axles.

Hmm, skedonks is a Saffer word - what's the equivalent in other cultures? Jalopies, I think, is American - rattletraps is fairly general - dunno

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KN hug yay and yup I wasn't kidding when I said I was struck by the similarities! Your car sounds absolutely lush daydream

and it matches your fella? Lucky GIRL laugh
Hey, Baig, joint effort on the laugh side, I sit here sometimes nearly crying with laughter, when CS hits its stride it's like the best blether ever laugh
Totally agree with you there! laugh

Baddum Tishhhhh!! Haha love it! I think I'll start using it whenever there's a zing.. lol
Hey, E. Have owned, and done my own work on, volvos for half a century. Almost all are good, and with a few exceptions, get better with newer models. Well known rare issues---mechanics know. My 2004 V 70 wagon is the best yet. Safety, almost no corrosion problems, power with good gas milage, kicker stereo, both cassettes and cd's, a dream to work on, and lots more. Bought mine for under 2K USD with 175 K milles. Good for another 200K, the way I care for them. FWD, normally aspirated engine (non turbo), beefy 5 speed Japanese (ainsin) auto transmission, 5 cylinder high compression engine, that needs timing belt (single overheaad cam) only every 100K miles. Aa.
Yep, so far 2 great decisions Biff. laugh

Keeping my fingers crossed for your move and heading to bed soon - have to collect 3 kids (Hotel Auntie is handy) god-knows-when from some pub in Kilkenny and not to forget our early alarm clock. help

I liked my fast horses and fast cars and I better don't start how great a powerful motor, immediate reaction when hitting the gas and not to forget, thundering through turns is. daydream
Baig, feel free - it was invented by a friend of mine on Twitter and I love it laugh
Aa, is turbo bad? the one I've got my eye on is 2.2 turbo diesel. High mileage but yup, cambelt recently replaced, new tyres, and (again thanks to that vehicle website) I can see exactly what work was done to get it through the annual roadworthy cerficate, and it looks like brakes and other twiddly bits have been brought up to speed.

What I really need is a fundi on hand for this trip. I'm a top-up-the-oil-and-water, check-the-tyres, leave everything else to the experts, kinda driver.

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KN I would be GREEN with envy if not for those 3 kids laugh

Nope, I'm green full stop. sigh but happy for you. And Mimi. And anyone else who has their life ticking over like a well-tuned engine and doesn't hide the fact banana
Life goes in cycles and I had my bad times. sigh

I do appreciate the good times and just hope they will last. conversing

Sounds like an adventure and fresh start what you are planning and that was something that got me back on the current track - not easy in the start but it got me where I wanted to be. cheers
KN I suspect I may be roaring into my second childhood but I spent my entire life being conventional, doing what parents and family and friends and those around me expected me to do.

And now I can see a time will come when I will have to slow down, sit down, watch the world going past instead of being part of the parade. It could be a year. It could be another 20 years. Some people are 20 going on 50 and some young souls are 70 going on 30. I suspect I will be 80 going on 10 sigh

To use this blog as an example - if I was a commercial vehicle I'd be taking myself off regular service and becoming a motorhome.

A good motorhome? Who the hell knows? But the best I can be. laugh
hey biff......ever thought about buying a milk float.....??????grin grin
truheart,

Would you go to her yard for a milk shake if she did laugh
Tru has a 3 wheeled bicycle, it suits him fine for when he goes out pinching womens undergarments. By sheer coincidence, its the same make and model as Catweazels.
E. BTW. Best years of the V70 for value are 2004/5. Newer also good, but pricier. But avoid any of these cars made before 2003. And avoid all wheel drive models and those with turbochargers. There are a few with standard shifting---perhaps more in the EU. But the 5 speed Japanese automatic is so good, no need for it. I get 30+ MPG. But be sure to replace belts and all fluids on purchase if not sure this has been done. Use fluids of OEM quality. Can find these much cheaper on line. EG, Volvo wanted over $20+ USD per liter for transmission synthetic fluid. Case requires 9 quarts. I got it for $6 a liter. A few minor glitches with these near perfect cars, but later. Aa.
how are cars like singles? some have a trunk capacity to haul around junk from 30 years ago, many have had their tires kicked, just for the hell of it and they are often traded.

i'm not a car-girl. when i look at used cars, i look at a Carfax(if ony there was a Peoplefax), look for rust, and when driving, i listen for weird sounds. hope this helps.
Milk floats are electric still aren't they? And slowwwwwwwwwwwww I'm going to use up my diesel allowance first grin
Aa - Volvo are definitely the luxury option, I've been looking at Ford and Fiat coachbuilds and conversions, and one difference between us and the US, they're all manual, although I know automatics are often available. Once I have safely reached Spain I will be looking to sell the motorhome to free up capital again so I'm going with the makes that are more popular there.

Although I say I'm going to sell it - I've been looking at campsites en route. They are - incredible. Rolling acres of grassland, or overlooking the sea or lakes or stuff. They have bakeries, for fresh morning rolls, and takeaways (take outs, I think you'd call that) and restaurants - pools. All the obvious services.

The photographs would make you feel woozy laugh I may never live in a house again!
Free - oh aye, the capacity of the average single for storing baggage is stupendous laugh

I'll listen for those weird noises and my computer is making some now, time to log out handshake
You got good milage with your blog Bifflaugh laugh wink

I go to Austria 5th August next Saturday, cant waitcheering cheering
Whoop whoop! cheering do not forget your camera scold
E.A turbo charger will make a 2.2 liter motor perform like a larger one. If one buys a car new, and uses the turbo properly, it's OK. Problem is, when you get a used car with turbo, chances are most previous owners haven't driven and maintained the thing optimally. They function by spinning very rapidly. So proper use of motor oil is imperative. Oil changes using premium Synthetic oils are best. Also, when driving at highway speeds for a whie, and stopping, most people just turn the motor off. But better practice is to allow the motor to idle for a minute or so,as a turbo cool down manover. Noone does it. Unless you want to hot rod about, non turbo motors will get you anywhere fast enough. One final issue is when the turbo quits,it must be replaced. Most mechanics can do so, but not always well. And to do so ain't cheap. Stay with normally aspirated motors. Simple is better. My Volvo puts out almost 180 BHP. The turbo versions add perhaps another 60 or so. The simple non turbo motor can keep up with my Gold Wing MC. Finally, turbos typically don't improve milage. Aa.
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