Anyone else awake?

Lying in bed with the van door open drinking coffee and roaming the smartphone for anyone else awake. Nearly 9 am in Spain. I seem to have the world to myself. Noone on the campsite is stirring yet. The mountain to the east blocks the dawn but I can see the sunshine on the opposite slope and it is sliding closer as the shadow shortens

Coffee?
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Mimi, No Im a technical diva, Engineering, design and linguistic skills require a certain amount of stuff, I could have asked for a lot more but Im not selfishrolling on the floor laughing
Technical diva! rolling on the floor laughing

Well, maybe you know your worth then applause
Mimi!! reunion

Mimi, she could take you on for your culinary skills laugh
Z, Mimi, Molly, The self and whomever else the boss lady employs, but what happens below stairs, stays below stairs.
Map, are you saying there is an Upstairs, Downstairs mentality in Biffland?
Ooohhhhh Molly, my culinary skills are not to be taken lightly! snooty


Just this morning when I told my son, "I'd be going to KL tomorrow and won't be back until end of this week therefore I'm afraid you'll need to find food outside."

He immediately punched his fist in the air and let out a cry "YES!!!!!"

Ungrateful brat mumbling mumbling mumbling
I'm sure he was just masking his disappointment by a show of bravado grin
Molly yes, there is a definite "class system" Her ladyship secretly calls us serfs but we downstairs lot have fun, we huddle to keep warm, and huddle to keep cool, Its fabulous when Madam lets one of us outside into the fresh air to wash her cars and sweep the street.
Molly, I'm not fooled scold

laugh


Map laugh
Map, thinking of washing cars, the van needs doing again, as navigator, amongst my myriad of other jobs, I can't now see out of the windscreen, I have to huddle into a corner with most of the space taken up by things like the cat's litter tray & handbags, so I have to look out of a part of the screen the wipers never visit uh oh rolling on the floor laughing

Still on the bright side team two arrive soon with the other car, they can take on car cleaning duty professor If the work force gets any bigger I can see a day the government will want to nationalise it rolling on the floor laughing
Z, Bear in mind that to the boss a litter tray and handbags are vital for travel through the mountains, So far you have navigated well and I assume not too much sticky cat litter has found its way onto your shoes.

If the Govt want to Nationalise us we will stand firm and like Catalonia seek our independance.
Map, you're too funny laugh


Zman applause Now tell me, how many bags does Biff exactly have? drinking
Mimi, uh oh that's a closely guarded secret, but there always seems to be yet another every time I go in the van wow rolling on the floor laughing cheers
Z, dont answer Mimi's question, its a trick, You know you could be locked up in the stealth camper for telling everyone Biff has a day bag, an afternoon bag, one for evenings, one full of jam and condiments...oops
Oi now we're getting into company secrets territory scold
And so far the only one fortunate enough to have got her feet into the seat of real power - the cat tray - was Molly.
All my bags aside, there's a real emergency suddenly boiling up, I've lost my Book. That's got the details and passwords of every account I have, apart from anything else, and it has GONE.

Helpppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp
Molly is the boss ladys favorite, she gets all the benefits and now I hear she got to stand in the cat tray, I hope she enjoyed that privilege. moping
Mimi you're a better cook than I but in fact Map will probably be taken on the joint role of chef and plasterer / builder when he finally relocates. He's pretty good, by all accounts. Zman eats too much curry to ever have a hope of taking the coveted role of caterer to the team
Mappy, no-one but the cat STANDS in the tray. She was fortunate enough to sit in the middle seat, and the cat tray does protrude a bit, it's hard not to put a foot in it
Ok, the Book is not gone.
It will be there amongst the debris that has already been mentioned.
Deep breath and fresh cup of coffee first, then go a-searching
Map, Biff's lost the book wow doh that'll include the password for the Swiss bank account, I can see payday being a long way off mumbling laugh
Z, Didn't you copy it like we discussed?

Biff, It will be under the seat or in your lappy bag, or check behind you....no...over there.
Molly, no time for searching, Biff may have settled on a house but that doesn't mean we don't have to check out the remaining 300 she hasn't yet seen uh oh wow rolling on the floor laughing
Z, it is better to be 100% certain professor

You'll be glad afterwards grin
Molly, so a bit a visit to the dentist help laugh today's grand tour takes in those townhouses in Lentegi professor
3. Not 300. 3

And for anyone who is interested, the reason Z's side of the windscreen is carefully smeared is to stop the yelps, shrieks, stamping on imaginary brakes, bracing for crashes, and constant racket from that side of the cab scold
Got dash, houses to see motorcycle
The Book is still lost.

crying
oh help that time already?

motorcycle
-mols

I see! It's a giogolo service what you're running! Great idea! Who's the chief man-wh0r3?
Tenner, I have never not felt like one wink
I pitys the poor neighbours with a bunch of bloody mad peole decending on them think their live will take a twist they didn't see arriving
JJ, the advantage for the neighbours is that they won't understand a word of what is being said laugh
surely they talk Spanish .
Biff (z) can mangage me anytime----wink making sure i do not drink on the joblaugh laugh
Yes JJ, but the new arrivals wouldn't!
hi allwink

coffee
-mols
If you've always felt like a woman, then I'll make you feel like a man. I don't mind using the rear exit instead of the front entrance in this particular case.
Tenner, I don't want you to have to multi task

I'll bring the strap on for you
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