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I got pulled over for speeding...On the way back from the Mexican shoemaker 'Zapatos' I had my new boots on and suddenly I see some blue lights flashing in my rear view mirror. It was...

Photo Caption Contest - The Oops BridgeSometimes things do won't out according to plan. The following picture, that I saw recorded such a discovery. Have some fun offering some captions...

Possible side effects...I sometimes 'go off on a tangent' reading medical reports and studies on medicines. I have no desire to be a pharmacist but it intrigues me how pharma...

Winter or Summer...On the subject of relationships... with the exception of a relation that goes stale, as long as things are going good and there are no conflicts, rela...

Bird15691 , Where Are You ?More About Me I enjoy long walks on the beach, just a few feet behind young couples that want their privacy, yelling personal insults at small wild a...

Don't Ignore this blog. lolPerhaps you may remember Charles Grassley's completely ignoring the pleas of women in Congress to allow them to read the 42,000 pages that they were...

WordsGeorge Carlin on the use of unnecessary words. Some are a bit salty....

This will change everything !Presenting the...... . . . . Tear Only it, can prevent forest fires AND "tastes great !"...

Cough, cough...It was uncle Jason's 93rd birthday and we all gathered around a cake to celebrate. He got out of the hospital just last week as his Emphysema was gett...

The Virgosign on a typoA bit on the lighter side of life today. Do you kick yourself when you message anybody and message goes out with a typo ? Or worse, you write if well...

Where's the RogueEnquiring minds want to know. I'm jonesing - need a fix please...

Christian Subject MatterDuring these serious and troubled times, people of all faiths should remember these four great religious truths: 1. Muslims do not recognize Jews...

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THE WOODEN TOILET SEATThe train raced onward through the night, chugging power and a sense of purpose. Molly and Jack were stuck on the crossing. Molly died instantly but...

A Few SmilesMorris , an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous you...

For LaughsThis is getting more funny by the week...The numerous books released or soon to a book store near you...all in an attempt to ensure people are informe...

Like... you know?People say the word 'like' too often in a sentence and sometimes it's followed by 'you know' Expect 'an-duh' or uhh... to be part of that too. People...

So you think you can judgeTrevor Noah's hilarious take on the ongoing Kavanaugh confirmation hearing. Day 1;...

There's Snow On the Roof, But......there's still fire in the furnace! Check out former president Bill Clinton, getting an eyeful at the Aretha Franklin funeral/life celebration: ht...

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First the AppleA woman ran a red traffic light and crashed into a man's car. Both of their cars are demolished but amazingly neither of them was hurt. After the...

JokeOmg, this is Too Funny!! ?? ?? ?? In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always be...

The quartermaster's storeThe bloggers included all commented on my last blog which seemed as good a way as any of selecting victims Add a verse, make it worse There h...

AL SHARPTON CAN’T SPELL ARETHA FRANKLIN SONG: ‘R-E-S-P-I-C-T’Haha, now this is funny. Although nobody watches Al Sharpton’s Show this is a moment that can’t be missed. While honoring the late Aretha Franklin, Sh...

It's official. Australians are the best men to meet.This is a dinkum Australian love poem, and if it don't bring a lump to your throat, and have you rushing to the Strine men listed here on CS, you're o...

Hair today... gone tomorrow.I was looking at old photos of my father taken when he was around my age. He had less hair than me. Very thin on top, but I'm the one with more grey h...

Funny business slogans...PLUMBER: We're #1 in the #2 business. ELECTRICIAN: Our prices won't shock you. SANDWICH SHOP: Let's MEAT for lunch. DENTIST: I do my bus...

Wow! pens...My office provides ball point pens in black, blue and red. I won't mention a brand name, but they are called Wow! Unless the paper you write on is a...

Pence's one man parade in honor of Trump (Satire from Andy Borowitz)Perhaps you are aware of the controversy surrounding the Hitler-like military parade that Trump wants to begin. For one thing, some estimate the c...

She loves long moonlit walks along the ocean...Women often have great expectations for what to do on a first date. Stated in many profiles I've seen, they want those romantic walks along the ocean....

Bad BureaucraciesIt's kinda annoying when a simple process of renewing a passport turns into circus, I'm sure every embassies has different sets of rules and regulatio...

Some terrific irony in the newest Borowitz columnI'm not sure, if you are aware of the current feud between Dirty Don and his former aide, Omarosa. But, if you like, you can catch up with this video...