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My Siri doesn't work! :)Loveallnite he posted a blog saying that he felt great with Siri, honestly, Siri means nothing to me and I never used it until today, as always I have...

JokesAfter all of the fighting on this site for the last few days, I thought a little humor might lighten things up! My husband, an avid golf player...

lolAfter a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter. Unable to find it,...

Little Johnny's Homework ExcuseWhen little Johnny was in the fifth grade he looked downcast, so his teacher asked, "What's the problem, Johnny, I hope it's not homework again"? "...

The quiet wisdom of an elder!Rebecca was driving home from one of her business trips in New Mexico when she saw an old Navajo woman walking on the side of the road. As the trip wa...

Ify Puns1. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. 2. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it h...

Travel PlansI have been in many places, but I've never been in Kahoots. ? ? Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Kahoots with someone. I've als...

HEAVENWhen Obama died, George Washington met him at the Pearly Gates. He slapped him across the face and yelled, "How dare you try to destroy The Nation I h...

lolQ: Why was Raggedy Anne kicked out of the toy box? A: She was caught sitting on Pinocchio's face saying "lie to me." Q: What do you get when you c...

Yellow Light*The light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing > and stopped at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red >...

Where Are Trumps Tax Returns?During a recent Trump stop, a heckler from the audience hollered, "Hey Trump, where are you hiding your tax returns? The Donald politely responded,...

Woman takes husband on road trip in casketAn Alaskan woman took her husband on one last road trip in an aluminum casket, using ice to keep his body cold. While she did not break the law, th...

Woman gets revenge on coffee creamer thiefA woman who was fed up with her coworker using her coffee creamer without asking sought revenge by filling the container with her breast milk. A...

How To Start A FightOne year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift... The next year, I didn't buy her a gift....

Forrest Gump DiesThe day finally arrived.Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He is at the Pearly Gates, met by St. Peter himself. However, the gates ar...

lolA man escapes from a prison where he’s been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house and inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He ties him t...

World police ?..Great Country ?...Ford mustang isI put this under the heading of..Comedy Like a lot of Americans, each morning in elementary and high school, I to stand up before the U.S. flag...

Why Men Don't Write Advice ColumnsDear Walter, I hope you can help me here. The other day, I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't driv...

King Arthur and the WitchYoung King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's you...

Wise words........lol...

Jaws And The Newly WedsA real estate salesman and his new blonde wife flew to the Bahamas for their honeymoon. The groom was in the water snorkeling while his new bride w...

CS Bond movie lolJust for fun............ Bond... I nominate Pedal and sol, Miss moneypenny..... I nominate me loyal PA, with a secret crush Mr. bond. M....

Ole and LarsOle and Lars are walking down a street in Minocqua WI, when they see a sign on a store that reads, "suits $5.00 each, shirts $2.00 each, and trousers...

Bar Excuse JokeHarry was sick and tired of being constantly badgered by his wife Barbara for spending so much time at the bar. Hoping it would help matters, Harry in...

FunniesI hate when old people poke you at a wedding and say "you're next". So next time I was at a funeral I poked them and said "you're next". I think th...

MOHAMAD THE SKATEBOARDERI COULD WATCH THIS ALL DAY ! This "story" is only 5 seconds. Caution, do not click the start button while sipping your coffee. MOHAMAD...

Shopping ListMany of us over 60, especially those WAY over 60, may be confused about how we should present ourselves in public. We're unsure about the kind of ima...

Ponderisms for SeniorsI don't need anger management. I need people to stop ticking me off! Old age is coming at a really bad time! When I was a child I though...

Blind Golfer's JokeStevie Wonder and Jack Nicklaus are in a bar. Nicklaus turns to Wonder and says, "How is the singing career going?" Stevie Wonder says, "Not too bad,...

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PerspectiveDorothy and Edna, two "senior" widows, are talking. Dorothy: "That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date. I know you went out with him las...

The Girls Night OutThe other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours pa...