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Deaf Wife.........A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to, and he thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he c...

If you haven't..you have to watch this... remember how to link this again...

English is a very odd languageThere have been blogs lately about how many languages people speak: couldn't comment there, I have some Afrikaans, scraps of German and French and can...

One of my favourite jokes(I know, you probably heard it already, but some jokes are worth hearing again.) After being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wif...

Another Bubba a hole in my rubbaI think there is a connection between more brain dead people being born and poor quality Chinese made rubbers...

I Need Some Hugs & KissesI think I'm going to get sick...very sick I'm still at work but I feel so tired ( on Monday!) and just had 2 tablets of Advil ( The Advanced Medic...

Blind Dating 101 with Rodney DangerfieldHow bad could a blind date with Rodney Dangerfield go? Within the first 5 minutes, Rodney asks his date to scratch his back, eats off another table’s...

I wonderHow about you created your own woman the way you desire other than giving orders how she should look, can you imagine a person/man saying I need...

First the AppleA woman ran a red traffic light and crashed into a man's car. Both of their cars are demolished but amazingly neither of them was hurt. After the...

Monday Morning Humor ,,It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When he arrived a...

Would You Rather...Let's play a game. Would you rather have lunch with Adolf Hitler (when he was alive) or eat navel cheese? I think sitting across from Adolf woul...

AL SHARPTON CAN’T SPELL ARETHA FRANKLIN SONG: ‘R-E-S-P-I-C-T’Haha, now this is funny. Although nobody watches Al Sharpton’s Show this is a moment that can’t be missed. While honoring the late Aretha Franklin, Sh...

You look just like...At the age of 17, I was often told I looked like musician/singer Arlo Guthrie. He had an album out, performed at Woodstock Festival in 1969 and his fa...

SNL - Trump in Argentina lol...

Do you ask questions within 'blogs', despite it being against blog rules ?If so, Connecting Singles would like to direct such offerings to the FORUMS section, where they belong, instead. For those who are unaware; Bl...

I just heard GREAT news !Yep. All your Christmas expenses, no matter how much. Trump is going to have Mexico pay for them. Whew, what a relief....

Elon performing Flight of the Whining Losers

What To Expect When One Is "Menopausing" ?Been There, Done That ? According to Wikipedia: Menopause, also known as the climacteric, is the time in most women's lives when menstrual perio...

Track might have something to do with this phenomenon....Then again maybe we can't blame Track for all of this since it is now legalized there...... ........

The joke's on her.....So four dudes spend weeks planning the perfect camping and fishing trip to a remote and disconnected spot. Two days before they are due to leave, Dav...

Reach out to me..."Reach out to me" is the catch-phrase that replaced the old "Let's touch base" LTB is already on my list of pet peeves for being over used. The phra...

Fear of deportation

This is how we do it ??

Ok. This could be fun lolAdd you own punchline for this cartoon. My first one is; "Whose dumb idea was it to send all the king's horses ? A doctor, or veterinaria...

Smart WifeA lawyer calls his largest client to his office for an important meeting. When he arrives, the lawyer says to the wealthy art collector client, "I...

Feet in or outWhich way do you prefer your feet tucked in the blankets when you go to bed or your feet out of the blankets ?...

For you, Molly!!!I’d be very offended if you did not laugh!!

How To Get Hired At WalmartA manager at Wal-Mart had the task of hiring someone to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equ...

Oprah Winfrey interviews Donald Trump about running for president of the USATrump teases. Make America Great Again! He is spot on in this interview about other countries taking from the USA....

Happy TRump ValentinePolitics is who gets what, why and when, which is everything. And well, Trump wants everything....

10 Great Ways To Reverse The RecessionHere are some great ways reverse the recession immediately: 1. Turn the GDP chart upside down: Wow, that was easy! 2. Change what the word "recess...

Warehouse full of Adult toys Burned Down...

Well, They are not dangerous......