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Those aren't the right words to the song...It all started here... 1963 and I was 11 years old. The Kingsmen, Louie Louie "Every night at 10 I lay her again... I fvk all girls all kinds of...

I'm Almost A MillionaireI have all of the zero's. Now I just need a one. :)...

DANGEROUS PLACEIts very dengerous tobe in Blog city these days. Trools and Goblins walk the streets And not too long ago some wanted to set up a Hihgt Court...

FunniesInstead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow? Only to be troubled and insecure? If I break the laws of Physics do...

The ChocolatesI was surprised that I found a kit kat chocolate in my newly wash jacket where I put it outside my flat. Then I found a again chocolate it a galaxy in...

EEhAtleast now I have confirmed that I am confused not least I had suspected myself way back then, it's now real I am Confused not with this new c...

Are you really ready to get married?During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer: “Look, I’ll give you $100 if you’ll change the wedding vows. When...

Hopefully some will have a sense of humor !!The boys may appreciate it hopefully the girls will find the humor as well. Subject: FUN AND INJURY AT VFW I was standing at the bar at the VF...

lolA guy goes to the doctor one day with a stomach ache. After describing the symptoms to the doctor, the doctor diagnoses him with a rare bug that neede...

If you are looking for Granny...I see a new profile popped up today for a retired 62 year old woman living in Sheffield, England. Her intentions are clear and so are her topless phot...

Ponderisms for SeniorsI don't need anger management. I need people to stop ticking me off! Old age is coming at a really bad time! When I was a child I though...

ALLSome people blame ALL democrats for whatever and about as many other people blame ALL Republicans for whatever, right? I think that is what turns me...

USA - ReferendumWith all this mud slinging and hate between left and right a public referendum could come in nicely to decide if the POTUS should or should not be imp...

The MotoristA motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police dep...

What IfYes, what if...there was no Monday, can you imagine this world we live in without a Monday?...Then what, ask yourself, then what, mmm! we'll be mad so...

Funny business slogans...PLUMBER: We're #1 in the #2 business. ELECTRICIAN: Our prices won't shock you. SANDWICH SHOP: Let's MEAT for lunch. DENTIST: I do my bus...

Elon performing Flight of the Whining Losers

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lolA small Wild Animal Park in Alabama acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks, the gorilla, who was a female, became very difficult...

The Inverse VampireIt's been raining here a lot recently. In fact, this is the rainiest spring & summer in New Jersey (USA) that I remember. This week alone I was rai...

The Magical FrogThere once was a magical frog who lived in a huge forest. The forest was so big that he had never seen another animal as long as he lived. One day he...

Three mischievous old Grannies!Three mischievous old Grannies were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home When an old Grandpa walked by. And one of the old Gra...

Cooking Adventure FailuresI went to make an ooey gooey cheese sauce because a good sauce can be used to make many things taste better. I watched a you tube video for an easy s...

Lindsey Graham marriage to......

Finally some smidgen of truth out of Guliani ? lolSatire from The Borowitz Report Trump’s Lawyers Argue That He Cannot Be Impeached Because He Was Never Actually Elected By Andy Borowitz 10...

Are You Tired Of Having To Boil Water Every time You Make Coffee?Just boil a few gallons at the beginning of the week and freeze it for later....

THE FINAL EXAMRecent email and too good not to share.... You are going to love this one! There were four sophomores taking chemistry and all of them had...

Senior and the puzzleA little, silver-haired lady calls her neighbor and says, “Please come over here and help me. I have a very difficult jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figur...

Who's Phone Is This?Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to tal...

Sealed for your protection...I believe it started in 1982 when some people were poisoned from taking Tylenol that had cyanide in them. After those horrible episodes, all manufactu...

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JOKE TIME.... :Why are we tired today????????????????????????? Because we just finished a 31 day March!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! : have a FUN April Fools Day!...

Amazing ! It actually exists.The Crocodile Rocker Don't blame me, if you can't get that silly ditty out of your head now. Hey,...