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2 ParrotsA woman went to her priest with a problem. "Father, I have two female parrots, and they only know how to say one thing. All they ever say is, 'Hi, we'...

FunTold my kids I never want to live in a vegative state So they unplugged my computer and threw out my wine....

Blog VS ForumsI've been blogging here for years now and wasn't interested really in the forums. I read some posts there when I started blogging here, the nastiness...

redex...molly...cal...In 10 years time...

Here's something BOTH sides of the aisle can agree on.Satire from The Borowitz Report Americans Favor Fifteen Dollars an Hour for Congress By Andy Borowitz WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) – Amer...

Chilling...Dance Partner Wanted......

I just 'figured it'I have always wondered why girls rub their eyes when they wake up. And now after all these years I finally figured it out and the answer is : Be...

Fees back on the tableI see from the CS newsletter that site fees are back on the agenda But at least CS is moving into the 21st century & allowing "adult" profi...

jokes.......A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her and kissed her. She jumped...

I am living proof....So, I am on this diet now. There was one night when I was pretty hungry so I decided to check the cupboards. It was late and very cold outside and I...

Biggest Weirdo on CS for the past year... and since I created this blog , my name should not be mentioned .or im deleting your post So, who, in your opinion is the biggest weirdo, Mal...

What u expectMany of us are here to find a partner. We expect to find sooner or later. In order to succeed don't u think we all should put up our best photos...

Bird15691 , Where Are You ?More About Me I enjoy long walks on the beach, just a few feet behind young couples that want their privacy, yelling personal insults at small wild a...

Irish Airline AnnouncementBeing airborne approximately thirty minutes on an outbound evening Air Lingus flight from Dublin, the lead flight attendant nervously made the followi...

America's Democratic ConventionDemocrat Convention Schedule Monday, July 25, 2016 11:15 AM Free lunch, medical marijuana, and bus ride to the Convention Forms distributed for...

Replacement POTUS Candidates.We're now 26 days from the U.S. Presidential election. The major party nominees have succeeded in unifying Murkuns to an extent undreamed of in modern...

For CS couples......This page is for CS couples that have a joint account here....... Click onto the pic if you can't see all of it....

Biden Explains We Can Only Come Together As A Nation By Exterminating The Republican HalfWASHINGTON, D.C. — In a stirring call for unity and peace in America, President Biden today called for killing off half the country. "It's real sim...

What Do You Think?You can tune a piano, but you can't tune a fish....

lolA woman is in bed with her lover, who also happens to be her husband's best friend. They make love for hours, and afterwards, while they're just layin...

Cinderella ContinuumEver wondered why no one wrote or made a movie about Cinderella after she got married ...they lived happily ever after??? my arss ... Would you lik...

lolWife asked her husband to describe her, husband said "you're A B C D E F G H I J K." Wife asked "what does that mean?" The husband said "adorable,...

There's a BIG balloon outside?

If you could call your younger self…. What would you say?Calling long distance , hi, your me, please don’t ride that bike today, Don’t ever eat McDonalds, don’t tell dad you found his porno, don’t fall...

New DriverMartin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to the driveway, and climbs in the car, where he is going to take them f...

The New Bug,FOXITIS This is the new bug, that has been around for some time. Just to think of Foxitis makes me laugh.....

Cat?Is South Africa still there? Cat, Bea, Lukeon, Candy, guys??? Okay, I can see Snookums. And Cocheta commented on my blog. But the rest of you guys...

lolA young fella was visiting his grandfather in the mountains one weekend. He figured that he would cook supper for for them both. He reached up in the...

Marksman shoots water tower - The result is hilariousWhoever shot the Kingsland, AR water tower is a good shot. Looks like the silhouette of Johnny Cash has got to go!...

lolShortly after take-off aboard an Air Canada flight from St. John's to Boston, the head flight attendant nervously said, "I don't know how this happene...

lolA mother and father took their 6 year old son to a nude beach. As the boy walked along the beach, he noticed that some of the ladies had boobs bigger...

Trump background musicThere's been quite a few times that musicians have complained, that Trump has used their music as background without their permission. Honestly it's...

People Will Do Anything lol...