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Harry Goes To The DoctorHarry had been feeling sick lately and was finally convinced to see the Doctor after his wife Suzy’s urging. After a thorough examination, and much th...

Perks Of Being 50 And BeyondAt the root of every gray hair, there is a dead brain cell. Someone had to remind me, So I'm reminding you, too. Don't laugh..... It is all t...

Little bit of Irish Humor************************************** Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner, as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door. "Brenda, may I come...

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Just Three WordsA 76-year-old man is having a drink at the Meadows Country Club bar. Suddenly a gorgeous girl enters and sits down a few seats away. The girl is so at...

Don't Make a Fuss About Valentine's DayBackground My dearest wife is always going on and on and ON about NOT making a fuss over her on Valentine's Day. She repeats that it's the thought...

Sometimes you feel like a nut....As I stepped out of the shower, I heard someone in my kitchen downstairs. Knowing that my wife was out, I grabbed my 1903 heirloom rifl*e-- which no l...

A Woman Was Out Golfing One DayWhen She Hit The Ball Into The Woods She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, 'If you release...

Feeling SickLittle Bob went with his mom to church every Sunday. One morning in the middle of the service Bob complained that he was feeling a bit queasy and was...

Are You Listening, Borty??Once upon a time, on another, er, permissive website, a character who professed to a certain fetish posted occasionally, sharing his travels and trava...

AmeliaMy girlfriend Amelia is great in bed, as a pillow!...

Lighten Up The BlogsBlack & White?" Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?" "Because white...

Raw ToastI have just discovered that I have been eating raw toast my entire life! I visited some friends in the big city and they had a machine called a "to...

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ShopliftingAn old lady gets caught shoplifting. On court day the lady and her husband who goes with her stands before the judge and he says to her, "Why did you...

We have an 'ant' problem...That's what it sounds like. A man and woman talking about their new house and the only problem is the ant infestation. Actually, it's not ants, it's a...

A FrogA frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patty Whack. "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,0...

An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane...An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a...

I got pulled over for speeding...On the way back from the Mexican shoemaker 'Zapatos' I had my new boots on and suddenly I see some blue lights flashing in my rear view mirror. It was...

Another Trump Administration replacement ? lolThis most recent offering is a prime example of Andy Borowitz's terrific wit & satire. It's outlandish, but given the actual behavior of the current...

Wow! pens...My office provides ball point pens in black, blue and red. I won't mention a brand name, but they are called Wow! Unless the paper you write on is a...

Too Tired To Touch Myself!Working a lot these days...exhausted when I finally lay in bed at night, no time to think nor do anything else, just sleep and drag myself out of bed...

Who is John Galt?In an idyllic world conformity is priceless. But wait a minute, really? Meaning expressing your sentiments that's rather different isn't perm...

Baldness Explained.Baldness is often misunderstood, which is mainly due to a lot of hair roots filling the brain cavity. Our position on the evolution scale dictates tha...

Lighten Up!!Sometimes people are way too serious...even I can appreciate a joke...why not celebrate humour...please share something funny...thanks!!...

$10 complaintA man goes to a $10 hooker and contracts crabs. When he goes back to complain, the hooker laughs and says, "What do you expect for $10 -- lobster?"...

Friendship Free Of Religious BarriersI've distant myself from friends for a long time now, only occasionally see one or two when I feel so bored or when they unexpectedly pay me a visit....

Chuckles“Brian, what’s wrong with you? You’ve been sitting at your desk looking depressed for the last five minutes!” “Oh Dan,” responded Brian “I don’t know...

Today is my not-birthday !Yes, just like 362 other days of the year, it is NOT my birthday. Please wish me a happy not birthday, as I did not get another year older toda...

Away From The Beaten trackLets us take a road that no one likes to walk A dark road ,Whear no Sun light comes... Only dark feelings of being lost cold and witho...

Mexican word of the day: Bodywash...

Joke of the night via James CordenIt was a take off on a news story. Apparently, there is a mayor in a small town in France. He is worried, as the population there is dwindling. S...