Baldness Explained.
Baldness is often misunderstood, which is mainly due to a lot of hair roots filling the brain cavity. Our position on the evolution scale dictates that we should have no hair on our heads. That is why babies, in general, are born with little or no hair.
The shape of the head does not get much attention while the baby is in the mother’s womb. This is because of the natural pressure exerted on it as the womb tries to regain its normal size. It is sometimes aggravated by corsets and other tight garments. Remember, a baby’s head is soft.
During birth, this condition it goes worse. The circumference of the baby’s head is much larger than what the birth canal can accommodate. As something must give (the birth canal won’t), the baby’s head goes. Because of all the aforementioned circumstances, all babies are born with an imperfect shape of the scalp.
It takes time for the scalp to attain its perfect shape and until then nature covers our scalps with hair on order to hide the imperfections for the time being. This process of reaching that perfect shape typically takes about forty to fifty years. It can take longer and in rare cases, it can happen much sooner.
Women, being hard headed, seldom attain that perfect scalp, and normally take most their hair with them into the grave.
On the other hand, being more flexible, men mostly make it, though sometimes only partially. As perfection approaches, the hair (on the perfect parts of the scalp) is gradually shed and as the hair (and their roots) decreases it creates more space for the brain to develop until eventually a perfect specimen of our species emerges. .
When next time you see a person with a full head of hair, know that he or she still has a lot to hide under that hair. And if the person speaks a lot of garbage on top of it, bear in mind what fills the brain cavity.
Bottoms up then!
Ps.
You don’t have to thank me for this valuable information. I rendered it as a public service in order to promote a better understanding of the things in life that really matter.
Comments (55)
I have soft thin hair that goes fuzzy in damp weather. It is drizzling outside and I washed my hair earlier and did not comb it yet. It looks like those instant Chinese noodles at the moment. Cutting it off cannot be worse.
Luckily I only have to cut half my hair now. With all the free drinks on Crazy's blog, I'm already half cut.
Then they can sign up for a part in the new Star Trek. They always have so weird beings as part of the crew.
I've seen it a lot in Irish men. Mmmm so that's my preferred look.
Yummy!
A broad forehead, eh? Does it have to be flat as well?
I think flat is best. A lumpy head is fine with me though.
Oh what the hell. If the man is nice it doesn't matter what his head is like.
I agree. The shape of a head in of minor importance. It is the way it is carried that matters. And the way it is kept in a crisis.
Yes, it's what's in that head that matters.
Hmm, I wanted to add that but it may have been interpreted as if I think there is a lot in mine. I do think so but I'm too modest to say it.
I'm still pondering over a few things!