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Are you a Snapchatter? sooooooooo - did you know about Snapmaps?If you are using Snapchat, you know it updates constantly. You may not know it recently added a new feature which activated automatically without... | 967 | 20 | 0 | Jul 2017 | Jul 2017 | Apr 21 |
International Kissing DayHow did we miss this? Have you kissed someone today? This is a pretty iconic kiss. | 2,239 | 79 | 0 | Jul 2017 | Aug 2017 | 15 hrs ago |
Snoring - helpMost person in a relationship are convinced that it is just the other one who snores. You know how it goes. You poke the other one and they will roll... | 1,424 | 44 | 0 | Jul 2017 | Jul 2017 | 4 hrs ago |
Changing my description, sighI've described myself as "a few extra pounds" from the start but I could always have stood to lose a stone (that's 14 pounds, or 6 kgs, for the rest o... | 1,725 | 65 | 0 | Mar 2019 | Aug 2019 | 10 hrs ago |
How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb?Border Collie – just one, and then I’ll replace any wiring that isn’t up to code German Shepherd – I’ll change it as soon as I’ve escorted everyone... | 515 | 2 | 0 | Mar 2019 | Apr 2019 | Apr 28 |
Voy a mi bolaMove along please folks unless you can help me with some Spanish colloquialisms because I suspect my leg is being gently pulled ... not going to say w... | 909 | 25 | 0 | Mar 2019 | Mar 2019 | Apr 28 |
The rock and the hard place - a modern microstory about businessThe company I worked for, after beating off many attempts at hostile takeovers in the past, was shocked when several of our opposition, including our... | 554 | 14 | 0 | Feb 2019 | Feb 2019 | Apr 17 |
English is so weirdLimericks by sound, and by spelling - There once was an old man from York who took a fat pig for a walk, when asked "why this was, he said... | 1,012 | 15 | 0 | Feb 2019 | May 2020 | 3 hrs ago |
Perfect match - but which one?Let's call him A (for Adventure ) he's around 50, a good technician, will never have a problem finding a job, right now he's up for technical m... | 1,947 | 101 | 0 | Feb 2019 | Feb 2019 | 10 hrs ago |
Quantum weird other-worldly music - the thereminI'd never heard of these before, not by name, and was bug-eyed watching one played in a classical concert. It isn't touched but played by the energy o... | 556 | 10 | 0 | Feb 2019 | Feb 2019 | Apr 25 |
Wot's thet?Big 7 Travel has ranked the 50 sexiest accents in the world - I feel I could make some safe money taking bets if you lot weren't able to look up the a... | 2,314 | 79 | 0 | May 2019 | May 2019 | Apr 28 |
Thanks ...I saw this today and blinked and read it again and hello? Although this isn't a blog likely to generate the kind of chat I like, I thought maybe you t... | 942 | 12 | 0 | May 2019 | Jun 2019 | Apr 26 |
There goes the neighbourhoodso how many of yeah wanna be all right abought everything with your opinion *** Video evidence at hand and you are just too blind or ignorant to see... | 1,014 | 31 | 0 | May 2019 | May 2019 | Apr 26 |
old dog vestibular diseaseWednesday she was fine - she's old, a little wobblier in the mornings than in years of yore, but lively, greedy, healthy. Yesterday morning very w... | 1,214 | 22 | 0 | May 2019 | May 2019 | Apr 26 |
Why hug?That's fairly recent, the whole hugging thing, when I was younger (and mammoths roamed the earth, I know, I know) you offered your hand and the strang... | 1,885 | 85 | 0 | Mar 2019 | Apr 2019 | 4 hrs ago |
April Fool!April Fools day has become extraordinary for one unexpected reason - it is now the only day of the year that people query news items on the interne... | 890 | 18 | 0 | Apr 2019 | Apr 2019 | Apr 19 |
Green eyesI never knew this before about green eyes. Green is the rarest of eye colours, occurring naturally in only 2% of the world's population. It is... | 4,478 | 32 | 0 | Jul 2015 | Jul 2015 | 11 hrs ago |
out of character actionsMy ex is mild-mannered, calm, rational, and frugal to the point where when he does open his wallet the Queen winces at the light. In all the years we... | 1,249 | 21 | 0 | Jul 2015 | Jul 2015 | Apr 20 |
Racing snail for saleI have a snail halfway up the kitchen wall, and would like to offer it to sale to the highest bidder. I have to say right away I have not seen thi... | 1,896 | 33 | 0 | Jul 2015 | Jul 2015 | Apr 25 |
English is a very odd languageThere have been blogs lately about how many languages people speak: couldn't comment there, I have some Afrikaans, scraps of German and French and can... | 2,585 | 84 | 0 | Jul 2015 | Jul 2015 | 7 hrs ago |
Anyone want to go to Japan?I have this awesome, but old, Japanese guide book about living Japanese style and I so want to go, not a package tour, a real poke-around. Who wants t... | 2,510 | 58 | 0 | Jul 2015 | Jul 2015 | 11 hrs ago |
This is an oldie, but still funI do expect you all to pass this little quiz, but it makes me grin every time it gets emailed to me: 1) How long did the Hundred Years' War last?... | 1,329 | 26 | 0 | Jul 2015 | Jul 2015 | 5 hrs ago |
Does WVM show women visitors?If you're a woman, I mean, and (desperately) seeking men? I've had photo ratings from women, not very good ones, but never noticed a female face o... | 2,071 | 48 | 0 | Jul 2015 | Jul 2015 | Apr 26 |
How long is too long?When we get involved with someone we graft them onto ourselves. Ripping that graft away is not only painful, it leaves scars. I hate pain!and I don’t... | 1,892 | 38 | 0 | Jul 2015 | Mar 2019 | Apr 28 |
Puffy anklesBoring and unglamorous subject, yes, but blast it, a real problem. I sit at a computer most of the day, and in summer, even cold days, my ankles puff... | 2,055 | 40 | 0 | Jul 2015 | Jul 2015 | Apr 26 |
family gatheringMost of the time I am perfectly happy to be living 400 miles from my nearest and dearest but I'm getting really excited about upcoming family gatherin... | 817 | 12 | 0 | Jul 2015 | Jul 2015 | Apr 20 |
Another old joke.In our heads, we're all still in our thirties ... This woman changes dentists, and notices that the fairly unusual name of the new dentist is the... | 1,032 | 19 | 0 | Jul 2015 | Jul 2015 | Apr 25 |
Road usersHands up are you one of those lovely drivers who sees the fast lane is moving briskly so pulls into it to drop down to sixty mph? Why?... | 1,072 | 23 | 0 | Jul 2015 | Jul 2015 | Apr 27 |
Ever overheard yourself being described?I was at a family gathering this weekend and looking at books in the lounge when I heard my cousin telling her sister-in-law about one of the guests.... | 1,699 | 36 | 0 | Jul 2015 | Jul 2015 | 1 hrs ago |
Just to remind usof what we are supposed to be wearing and doing by now in 2015. And ooh, look, the original Biff, he's come back to the future. | 2,805 | 17 | 0 | Jul 2015 | Jul 2015 | Apr 25 |
clothes that talk for youMaybe talking clothes are the way forward. We all know the 'I'm with Stupid' t-shirts, and the 'my parents went to Mars and all I got was this silly s... | 4,144 | 40 | 0 | Jul 2015 | Aug 2015 | Apr 24 |
SleeponitsleeponitsleeponitYou know when you write a response, and then think 'can't send that' but you really, REALLY, want to? Giving advice is the most tempting thing in... | 2,074 | 39 | 0 | Aug 2015 | Aug 2015 | Apr 20 |
BOREDI used to believe only boring people get bored. Wow, I must be really boring because I have never been so bored in my life. I feel better, stronge... | 2,650 | 58 | 0 | Aug 2015 | Aug 2015 | Apr 28 |
Monday needs some cheerful signs.Posting these, then over and out. Night all. A sign in a shoe repair store in Vancouver read: We will heel you We will save your sole We will e... | 1,972 | 18 | 0 | Aug 2015 | Aug 2015 | Apr 25 |
Workout video. Crank it up.I feel all tingly and energetic. Good workout. Now to find a treadmill ...... | 1,870 | 14 | 0 | Aug 2015 | Aug 2015 | Apr 28 |
The girl's side of getting readyGetting ready for that first meeting, half-mocking yourself, half-hoping. He looks nice, he makes you laugh, if nothing else it will be fun. Nerve-wr... | 2,372 | 50 | 0 | Aug 2015 | Aug 2015 | 8 mins ago |
Ban CS! As if ...Birth control? BAN IT! Abortion? BAN IT! Gay marriage? BAN IT! Guns? Look, banning things never works. People will find ways to get them.... | 2,242 | 32 | 0 | Aug 2015 | Aug 2015 | Apr 20 |
The TellsI’ve noticed an odd thing, when I’m looking at profiles. I instantly like, or dislike, people who remind me of other people I have known. We’ve talked... | 1,358 | 13 | 0 | Aug 2015 | Aug 2015 | Apr 25 |
Another whiskery jokeTo my darling husband, Before you return home from your overseas trip I just wanted to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick-up... | 1,508 | 18 | 0 | Aug 2015 | Aug 2015 | Apr 20 |
Easy fail-safe recipesJust talking to a buddy who says he doesn't cook any more. Now, I'm not a great cook (and say so in my profile because I am So Honest) but even I have... | 2,293 | 43 | 0 | Aug 2015 | Aug 2015 | Apr 27 |
well THAT's a reliefMadonna is 55. Her boyfriend is 22. Tina Turner is 75, her boyfriend is 40. JLO is 42, her boyfriend is 26. Mariah Carey is 44, her husban... | 3,113 | 53 | 0 | Aug 2015 | Aug 2015 | Apr 27 |
we're all mature untilsomeone gets out the bubble wrap. What else brings out your inner child?... | 836 | 6 | 0 | Aug 2015 | Aug 2015 | Apr 24 |
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