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Are you a Snapchatter? sooooooooo - did you know about Snapmaps?

If you are using Snapchat, you know it updates constantly. You may not know it recently added a new feature which activated automatically without...
967200Jul 2017Jul 2017Apr 21

International Kissing Day

How did we miss this? Have you kissed someone today? This is a pretty iconic kiss.
2,239790Jul 2017Aug 201715 hrs ago

Snoring - help

Most person in a relationship are convinced that it is just the other one who snores. You know how it goes. You poke the other one and they will roll...
1,424440Jul 2017Jul 20174 hrs ago

Changing my description, sigh

I've described myself as "a few extra pounds" from the start but I could always have stood to lose a stone (that's 14 pounds, or 6 kgs, for the rest o...
1,725650Mar 2019Aug 201910 hrs ago

How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Border Collie – just one, and then I’ll replace any wiring that isn’t up to code German Shepherd – I’ll change it as soon as I’ve escorted everyone...
51520Mar 2019Apr 2019Apr 28

Voy a mi bola

Move along please folks unless you can help me with some Spanish colloquialisms because I suspect my leg is being gently pulled ... not going to say w...
909250Mar 2019Mar 2019Apr 28

The rock and the hard place - a modern microstory about business

The company I worked for, after beating off many attempts at hostile takeovers in the past, was shocked when several of our opposition, including our...
554140Feb 2019Feb 2019Apr 17

English is so weird

Limericks by sound, and by spelling - There once was an old man from York who took a fat pig for a walk, when asked "why this was, he said...
1,012150Feb 2019May 20203 hrs ago

Perfect match - but which one?

Let's call him A (for Adventure ) he's around 50, a good technician, will never have a problem finding a job, right now he's up for technical m...
1,9471010Feb 2019Feb 201910 hrs ago

Quantum weird other-worldly music - the theremin

I'd never heard of these before, not by name, and was bug-eyed watching one played in a classical concert. It isn't touched but played by the energy o...
556100Feb 2019Feb 2019Apr 25

Wot's thet?

Big 7 Travel has ranked the 50 sexiest accents in the world - I feel I could make some safe money taking bets if you lot weren't able to look up the a...
2,314790May 2019May 2019Apr 28

Thanks ...

I saw this today and blinked and read it again and hello? Although this isn't a blog likely to generate the kind of chat I like, I thought maybe you t...
942120May 2019Jun 2019Apr 26

There goes the neighbourhood

so how many of yeah wanna be all right abought everything with your opinion *** Video evidence at hand and you are just too blind or ignorant to see...
1,014310May 2019May 2019Apr 26

old dog vestibular disease

Wednesday she was fine - she's old, a little wobblier in the mornings than in years of yore, but lively, greedy, healthy. Yesterday morning very w...
1,214220May 2019May 2019Apr 26

Why hug?

That's fairly recent, the whole hugging thing, when I was younger (and mammoths roamed the earth, I know, I know) you offered your hand and the strang...
1,885850Mar 2019Apr 20194 hrs ago

April Fool!

April Fools day has become extraordinary for one unexpected reason - it is now the only day of the year that people query news items on the interne...
890180Apr 2019Apr 2019Apr 19

Green eyes

I never knew this before about green eyes. Green is the rarest of eye colours, occurring naturally in only 2% of the world's population. It is...
4,478320Jul 2015Jul 201511 hrs ago

out of character actions

My ex is mild-mannered, calm, rational, and frugal to the point where when he does open his wallet the Queen winces at the light. In all the years we...
1,249210Jul 2015Jul 2015Apr 20

Racing snail for sale

I have a snail halfway up the kitchen wall, and would like to offer it to sale to the highest bidder. I have to say right away I have not seen thi...
1,896330Jul 2015Jul 2015Apr 25

English is a very odd language

There have been blogs lately about how many languages people speak: couldn't comment there, I have some Afrikaans, scraps of German and French and can...
2,585840Jul 2015Jul 20157 hrs ago

Anyone want to go to Japan?

I have this awesome, but old, Japanese guide book about living Japanese style and I so want to go, not a package tour, a real poke-around. Who wants t...
2,510580Jul 2015Jul 201511 hrs ago

This is an oldie, but still fun

I do expect you all to pass this little quiz, but it makes me grin every time it gets emailed to me: 1) How long did the Hundred Years' War last?...
1,329260Jul 2015Jul 20155 hrs ago

Does WVM show women visitors?

If you're a woman, I mean, and (desperately) seeking men? I've had photo ratings from women, not very good ones, but never noticed a female face o...
2,071480Jul 2015Jul 2015Apr 26

How long is too long?

When we get involved with someone we graft them onto ourselves. Ripping that graft away is not only painful, it leaves scars. I hate pain!and I don’t...
1,892380Jul 2015Mar 2019Apr 28

Puffy ankles

Boring and unglamorous subject, yes, but blast it, a real problem. I sit at a computer most of the day, and in summer, even cold days, my ankles puff...
2,055400Jul 2015Jul 2015Apr 26

family gathering

Most of the time I am perfectly happy to be living 400 miles from my nearest and dearest but I'm getting really excited about upcoming family gatherin...
817120Jul 2015Jul 2015Apr 20

Another old joke.

In our heads, we're all still in our thirties ... This woman changes dentists, and notices that the fairly unusual name of the new dentist is the...
1,032190Jul 2015Jul 2015Apr 25

Road users

Hands up are you one of those lovely drivers who sees the fast lane is moving briskly so pulls into it to drop down to sixty mph? Why?...
1,072230Jul 2015Jul 2015Apr 27

Ever overheard yourself being described?

I was at a family gathering this weekend and looking at books in the lounge when I heard my cousin telling her sister-in-law about one of the guests....
1,699360Jul 2015Jul 20151 hrs ago

Just to remind us

of what we are supposed to be wearing and doing by now in 2015. And ooh, look, the original Biff, he's come back to the future.
2,805170Jul 2015Jul 2015Apr 25

clothes that talk for you

Maybe talking clothes are the way forward. We all know the 'I'm with Stupid' t-shirts, and the 'my parents went to Mars and all I got was this silly s...
4,144400Jul 2015Aug 2015Apr 24

Sleeponitsleeponitsleeponit

You know when you write a response, and then think 'can't send that' but you really, REALLY, want to? Giving advice is the most tempting thing in...
2,074390Aug 2015Aug 2015Apr 20

BORED

I used to believe only boring people get bored. Wow, I must be really boring because I have never been so bored in my life. I feel better, stronge...
2,650580Aug 2015Aug 2015Apr 28

Monday needs some cheerful signs.

Posting these, then over and out. Night all. A sign in a shoe repair store in Vancouver read: We will heel you We will save your sole We will e...
1,972180Aug 2015Aug 2015Apr 25

Workout video. Crank it up.

I feel all tingly and energetic. Good workout. Now to find a treadmill ......
1,870140Aug 2015Aug 2015Apr 28

The girl's side of getting ready

Getting ready for that first meeting, half-mocking yourself, half-hoping. He looks nice, he makes you laugh, if nothing else it will be fun. Nerve-wr...
2,372500Aug 2015Aug 20158 mins ago

Ban CS! As if ...

Birth control? BAN IT! Abortion? BAN IT! Gay marriage? BAN IT! Guns? Look, banning things never works. People will find ways to get them....
2,242320Aug 2015Aug 2015Apr 20

The Tells

I’ve noticed an odd thing, when I’m looking at profiles. I instantly like, or dislike, people who remind me of other people I have known. We’ve talked...
1,358130Aug 2015Aug 2015Apr 25

Another whiskery joke

To my darling husband, Before you return home from your overseas trip I just wanted to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick-up...
1,508180Aug 2015Aug 2015Apr 20

Easy fail-safe recipes

Just talking to a buddy who says he doesn't cook any more. Now, I'm not a great cook (and say so in my profile because I am So Honest) but even I have...
2,293430Aug 2015Aug 2015Apr 27

well THAT's a relief

Madonna is 55. Her boyfriend is 22. Tina Turner is 75, her boyfriend is 40. JLO is 42, her boyfriend is 26. Mariah Carey is 44, her husban...
3,113530Aug 2015Aug 2015Apr 27

we're all mature until

someone gets out the bubble wrap. What else brings out your inner child?...
83660Aug 2015Aug 2015Apr 24

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