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nice from far

Saw a seriously dishy guy today during long airport wait - our eyes met, we half-smiled, did that thing, you know, where you widen your eyes slightly...
2,429560Oct 2015Oct 201511 hrs ago

Dying Breed

It won’t happen in our lifetimes but I find it interesting that the racial category I will call Anglo for purposes of this blog will, in a few hundred...
2,423880Sep 2016Sep 2016Apr 27

Wish list

Finally put together my wishlist - 14 items Before you shout, there's nothing on there which I don't offer in return, or something of equal...
2,417470Aug 2015Sep 20155 hrs ago

Imagination running riot?

I now take paying guests and I've had one here for a couple of weeks now and I might be turning into one of those slightly batty types who think every...
2,406950Jul 2018Jul 20183 hrs ago

How to be English

What does it mean to be English? One of the English national daily newspapers asked readers "What does it mean to be English?" Some of the emails...
2,396610Jan 2016Jan 2016Apr 28

Social behaviour - a wee rant

I know I’m going to offend some people with this but here are a few things that make me look as though I’m sucking a lemon, okay? The people doing the...
2,390830Jul 2016Jul 20163 hrs ago

Perfect gifts – edited from week-to-go to Got one! last comments

There was a joke suggestion on FB re the perfect Christmas gift for writers so naturally I re-posted it on the spot but it got me thinking. Perfect g...
2,390921Dec 2018Mar 201922 hrs ago

Why is it

when someone acts badly we assume instantly that's how they really are, and yet when someone acts in a nice way we assume it won't last? Went out...
2,378920Jan 2016Jan 2016Apr 25

The girl's side of getting ready

Getting ready for that first meeting, half-mocking yourself, half-hoping. He looks nice, he makes you laugh, if nothing else it will be fun. Nerve-wr...
2,371500Aug 2015Aug 2015Apr 28

In case no-one told you today

You are loved You are needed You are alive for a reason You are stronger than you think You are going to get through this I'm glad...
2,370730Apr 2016Apr 2016Apr 28

Said yes, and I’m taking the plunge, squeeeee

I’ll be honest with you, I never expected to marry again but he kept asking and the more I thought about it, the more I realized this is actually the...
2,348840Mar 2018Apr 20188 hrs ago

Haggle for love?

So - I finally got my salary offer for relocating - let's call it 15% on existing salary. Thanks, I said, but no thanks. Manager instantly said okay,...
2,346910Oct 2016Mar 201924 hrs ago

Selling yourself (edited down to the boasts)

(Edited comment - the blog got 129 comments but some were just playing and some never did get the point. I promised to cut it down to the boasting pos...
2,334170May 2016May 2016Apr 27

Losing it

What order would you put the list in, from worst to what-the-hey, these things happen - A Losing your car in the parking lot (doh!) B Losing y...
2,3241050Jul 2016Aug 2016Apr 28

Wot's thet?

Big 7 Travel has ranked the 50 sexiest accents in the world - I feel I could make some safe money taking bets if you lot weren't able to look up the a...
2,314790May 2019May 2019Apr 28

No comments expected, but not blocked.

Different countries, different refugees, same problems? I don’t think Britain should open its borders to hundreds of thousands of people who think our...
2,311270Sep 2015Sep 2015Apr 27

Easy fail-safe recipes

Just talking to a buddy who says he doesn't cook any more. Now, I'm not a great cook (and say so in my profile because I am So Honest) but even I have...
2,293430Aug 2015Aug 2015Apr 27

2016 - year of the Fire Monkey

Not all of us in the West are familiar with the Chinese horoscopes so here's a quick handy guide for the newly dawned Year of the Monkey. I'm apologiz...
2,272450Feb 2016Feb 2016Apr 26

I want it all, and I want it now. But how?

Just been away on holiday with my daughter and at the airport she kept us in duty free for AGES finding something nice enough to take to her mother-in...
2,263940May 2017May 2017Apr 27

Sola?

Interesting blog spotted on another website. This woman says she lured a man in with coffee, and she has him trussed up like a turkey for the...
2,253390Sep 2015Sep 2015Apr 28

Ban CS! As if ...

Birth control? BAN IT! Abortion? BAN IT! Gay marriage? BAN IT! Guns? Look, banning things never works. People will find ways to get them....
2,242320Aug 2015Aug 2015Apr 20

International Kissing Day

How did we miss this? Have you kissed someone today? This is a pretty iconic kiss.
2,239790Jul 2017Aug 20174 hrs ago

Leap year, baby!

In 27 days you can go down on one knee to the man of your choice and beg him to make you the happiest woman in the world. So who you gonna pick? Wh...
2,237900Feb 2016Feb 201623 hrs ago

Enough tears, why am I crying??

Not even 3 pm here and I have been in tears on and off all day, I need a plumber to fix this leak in my tearducts. They aren't even sad or s...
2,234782Dec 2016Dec 20169 hrs ago

Would you like a cup of tea?

and would you let me watch you making it? My office closed the other day and amongst the 'goodies' we shared out I got a large supply of office-ty...
2,216920May 2017May 2017Apr 28

Would you, for money?

I'm not talking Robert Redford in a tux, offering a million bucks for a night, or Angelina Jolie saying she'd give you the same for a weekend away....
2,214811May 2017May 2017Apr 28

First impression, please?

What do you think this book is about? It isn't published yet, this is the cover reveal, and if I knew what you saw, or failed to see, I would know how...
2,214680Apr 2016Apr 2016Apr 28

Breakfast

Ok, all hands to the plough here, the challenge is to create an East meets West breakfast. So ................ easiest is to say (a) what you...
2,210900Jan 2018Jan 2018Apr 26

When you don't have the words ...

I'm not sure what I would have said even if there hadn't been a language barrier, tbh. Picture it - This morning my dog was doing her squat in the...
2,209480Apr 2018Apr 201810 hrs ago

Back to the good old days

The Middle Ages were cool. The common folk gathered together to let off steam, sing songs, and make bawdy s*xual jokes which were considered the heigh...
2,1651130Oct 2016Oct 2016Apr 25

English speakers:

Medical studies have made an important breakthrough after some international research. Orientals eat very little fat, and suffer fewer heart-attac...
2,159390Oct 2015Oct 2015Apr 28

15 years and now this, ungrateful sod

I can't believe the change in him since we came to Spain - oh, he's never been what you'd call devoted. There was a lot of open space in this relation...
2,148840Sep 2017Sep 2017Apr 28

How good is your memory?

Last night I activated my euro card, and got an automated phone call giving me the PIN. I wrote it down carefully. Today I cleaned house like a wh...
2,108270Sep 2015Sep 2015Apr 23

Perfecting CS

We seem to have temporarily(?) lost our comments count again. If the Mods said 'okay smartiepants, you think you can do better?' and put you in ch...
2,098750Jan 2016Jan 201619 hrs ago

CS soap opera

Catching up on CS after a couple of days is like a soap opera - what have I missed? Marriages births deaths boasts cries for exciting advice? You'...
2,092300Oct 2015Mar 2019Apr 25

CS Soaps - pilot episode

Meet Angelica, beautiful and exotic, wanting to meet Mr Perfect, rich, faithful, loving. Instead she got Rupert who is at least honest. Well, sometime...
2,078530Dec 2015Dec 20157 hrs ago

Sleeponitsleeponitsleeponit

You know when you write a response, and then think 'can't send that' but you really, REALLY, want to? Giving advice is the most tempting thing in...
2,074390Aug 2015Aug 2015Apr 20

Does WVM show women visitors?

If you're a woman, I mean, and (desperately) seeking men? I've had photo ratings from women, not very good ones, but never noticed a female face o...
2,071480Jul 2015Jul 2015Apr 26

Why are steakhouse meals so big?

I'm eating on company expenses so decided to push the boat out and have a mixed grill and a pud yum No chance. I couldn't even finish my grill, .if...
2,071790Sep 2016Sep 2016Apr 26

Garden mayhem

Photos from my garden - I have no idea where to start. Or how. Clearing the path so Postman Pat can get through would probably be best but...
2,063760May 2016May 20165 hrs ago

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