Romancing the Stone

moping

I'm so disappointed!

Can't even find a whole page worth of romance with women.

It's mostly me talking here.

daydreamI wonder if there's a way to romansturbate

RE: What is the longest you've "gone without"?

Never long enough to keep track of it.

dunno

RE: The winner of the Humour Contest !!!

I'm Jealousmumbling

RE: make her your queen

Yep, I read that book too.

Sad truth is some women will eat all that stuff up, and still be unsatisfied. Then you end up all eaten up, and alone.

Find a woman that understands you are not in charge of her happiness, a woman that understands that happiness only comes from within. You will then be free, to enjoy a life of serving one another.

RE: COME Sit By The Fire And Pour A Little Soul Out

Pouring my soul out Al Green Style:


I
Oooooh I
Can turn a gray sky blue
You see I can make it rain when I want it to
Oooooh I
Can build a castle from a single grain of sand
You see I can make a ship sail on dry land
Ain't happy am I with all the powers that I possess
Girl you're the key to my happiness
And I can't get next to you babe
Can't get next to you
I've been trying a long time
I don't know what to do
Oooooo
Let me say

I
I can fly like a bird in the sky
I can buy anything that money can buy
Oooooh I
Can turn a river into a raging fire
I can live forever if I so desire
Ain't happy am I with all the powers that I possess
Oh you're the key 'cause
I can't get next to you babe
Can't get next to you
I've been trying for such a long time

Let me tell you that

I
I can turn back the hands of time
You better believe I can
Oooooh I
You see I can make the seasons change
Just by waving my hand
Let me say

I
I can change anything from old to new girl
Oooooh I
All the things I want to do the most
You see I'm unable to do
Unimportant all these things that I'm trying to do the other day girl
You see I can't get next to you baby
Can't get next to you
I've been tryin a long time...
Oh if somebody'd only help me...
Oh let me let me go...
Whooooo...

I
I've been working on it baby
I've been thinking about it you see
I've been trying to call you all day long but you see
I don't have your phone number honey
I
I've been thinking about you baby something awful
You see sometime I feel like I want to moan about it
And I just don't know what to say
And I say
Mmmmmm...

RE: WHO AM I......?

You want to sit on my lap don't you?

RE: Have u ever gone to the movies alone?

Whenever I was a teenager, that was one of the ways I met girls. There was always girls my age at the theatre on a weekend. I'd slide right up and introduce myself, then voila....instant movie date.


smoking

RE: Is the Book of Mormon another testiment of Jesus Christ

*wearing a pink robe, and petting a Bischon Fries*




It puts the money in the basket!

RE: Admitting you are wrong .........

professor It is a consrtuct of the ego. The ego needs to be right for various reasons.

RE: Men wake up aroused in the morning, yes, we can't help it .......

We can't smell your breath either....

no blood flow to the olfactory nerves

RE: Name That Movie....

I don't know where that is from, but I love that quote.

RE: men age better than women

pointing Age- 36

Looks- 20 something

Dates- Women of all ages love me

RE: Would you be w/ someone who couldn't have children?

You mean like another dude?



Probably not.

RE: WHO AM I......?

From a lime to a lemon, a lemon to a lime, calling all ladies, let's have good times. I can sing, I can dance, I'm the king of romance, so all the sweet ladies need to give me a chance. I'll do what you like. I warn you though sometimes I bite. Now the beat goes on to the break of dawn, check it out y'all I'm misquoting a song. I do what I like. Now if you're hungry, go get yourself something to eat. If you're dirty, then go take a bath. I messed up the line? Nope! Sometimes I don't rhyme.

RE: Who did you grow up with

I did not enjoy the step parent thing at all. I accepted step mom out of loyalty to my Father, and somehow felt that I was disloyal to my Mother. Later when my Mother died, it took me a long time to get over the guilt I felt.

Even though I get along with step mom today. There are still some little ripples of resentment. For example: Look on the walls of their home, you will see pictures of all three of my brothers. You will only find a picture of me in a drawer.laugh

RE: What is the limit of the Mind ?

The Human Mind is limited only by the conscious mind, or the ego.

RE: Hanging In The Girlz Room....

hole

RE: How are you?

Fine and Dandy. It was a hard candy Christmas.

RE: who believe REINCARNATION.........?

Undecided

RE: Is the true history of Astrology really known?

The Mayans also kept incredibly accurate and complex star charts. Their culture was obsessed with celestial cycles. Their famous pyramid at Chichén Itzá, functions as a huge stone calender. They kept records from as far back as 3000 years BC, and predicted star cycles all the way to Dec. 21, 2012 the date that the Maya Calender predicts the end of the world. Whether the world ends, on this date or not, it will definitely be a remarkable celestial occasion. Planet Earth, it's Moon, and the Sun will be directly aligned with the center of the Milky Way Galaxy, something that only happens about once every 26,000 years.

RE: DO MOST AMERICANS WISH THEY WERE STILL PART OF THE BRITISH EMPIRE AND HAD A QUEEN INSTEAD OF A PRESI

Personally I kinda like it the way it is.


daydreamMight want to give universal medical services a try.

RE: --- Australians ---

I read that in all the world Australian women are the most likely to put out on a first date.

RE: Am i alone again!!!!!!

Foldy Locks love

kiss

RE: The Alphabet Thread

X didn't have enough to do so they had to promise it more. "Okay, you won't start alot of words, but you will have a co-staring role in Tic-Tac-Toe. And you will be aquainted with hugs and kisses. and you will make writing christmas easier. and you will mark the spot. and you will incedentaly start Xylophone. Are you happy now, you stupid X?

RE: The Alphabet Thread

W-hat's wrong with being naughty?

RE: The Alphabet Thread

laugh

RE: The Alphabet Thread

U- are the one who went out of order

RE: The Alphabet Thread

T-hat's what I'm talkin' 'bout

RE: The Alphabet Thread

R-epartee?

RE: The Alphabet Thread

Q-uietly standing by

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